sPRITE jAM - Feb 20th until the 27th

Mr_Frisby · Thu 19/02/2004 23:50:23

I finnished playing Broken Sword 3 last week - and even though I thought the game was (kinda) fun (the puzzles where way to basic) I thought the ending to be extremely Corny . . and one of the Lamest battle sequences ever .

This weeks Topic - Lamest Battles in History!!!

It can be any thing from a take off of a good battle to an actually battle that just got up your nose (Legal battles included)

Eg. Wellington beats Napoleon - what up with that?
David beats Goliath - Whaddy up wid dat?
David Hasslehoff lose battle with studio big wigs to remake Knight rider series. . What up with . . uh, no I agree with that one.

* Must have atleast two characters hard at it (By that I mean fighting!)
* No colour restriction.
* ~~100 x 200 or 200 x 100 or smaller~~ eh forget it - no size restriction.

Eggie · Fri 20/02/2004 10:55:46

Can I do The Matrix reloade Agent Smith Battle?

Darth Mandarb · Fri 20/02/2004 18:49:01

Well ... if you want to do the lamest battle, do the final one from Revolutions. Just make sure it's mind numbingly repetitive and boring

Here's my entry:

The modern spin of David and Goliath ...
Only in this case, David (RIAA) is wasting ungodly ammounts of money in a battle he's NEVER going to win and is being squashed like the annoying bug he is. Go Goliath!!!

~ d

Kweepa · Fri 20/02/2004 21:59:09

Why?

Do0kie · Sat 21/02/2004 00:20:44

Battle of the sexes.

Mr_Frisby · Sat 21/02/2004 01:18:38

Eggie : Sure - but only if you think it sucked (or make it suck).

Steve: Ha - I love it!
DoOkie - A spikey mace and a shot gun - Just what the battle of the sexes needs to spice it up.
Darth - Crud! Now I have to look stuff up coz I have no idea what your on about.

BruisedWeasel · Sat 21/02/2004 07:12:29

Lamest battle in history?

Circus Atari vs. Breakout!

Sorry for the poor animation. I was too eager to finish and didn't take time to make it look decent.

Eggie · Sat 21/02/2004 13:55:34

Bruised, You think YOUR animation is crap? Take a look at this.

Oh well. At least it looks better than the film (then again, most things do)

Privateer Puddin' · Sat 21/02/2004 14:00:47

Nacho · Sat 21/02/2004 15:29:17

Ha ha ha ha... Custard wins ^_^ Every enemy of MI4 is my friend.

Haddas · Sat 21/02/2004 22:22:09

Here's my entry:

Couldn't get it to work. You might have to go directly to the pic:
http://alexanderhaddas.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/youbigbully.gif

Done in flash MX. 72 fps. Sometimes it looks cool, other times it seems slow

Darth Mandarb · Sat 21/02/2004 22:47:00

Quote from: Haddas on Sat 21/02/2004 22:22:09Done in flash MX. 72 fps. Sometimes it looks cool, other times it seems slow

Oh my god, he's trying to give the large black fella a stroker!!!

Put a warning up if you're going to post such pornographic filth!!!

~ d

Haddas · Sat 21/02/2004 23:04:01

lol

You are a dirty, dirty man DM

Ali · Mon 23/02/2004 14:17:33

There aren't really any sprites here, so this probably doesn't qualify.

Mr_Frisby · Tue 24/02/2004 23:41:15

Neh! but it's still funny - You get an honourary mention for the use of connect 4.

The animated ones are piss hillare' - I especially like Bruised's.

SLaMgRInDeR · Wed 25/02/2004 17:06:25

lol, i like the entry's so far, espetialy steve's

remixor · Fri 27/02/2004 13:10:45

Steve's is excellent

Inkoddi · Sat 28/02/2004 21:09:11

so... who won?

Moox · Sat 28/02/2004 21:33:57

weasel did

Mr_Frisby · Sat 28/02/2004 23:40:46

Geeze - I Posted yesterday to announce the winner but now I return a day later and it's dissapear - what the funk with that ?

My post was really intelligent and witty!

It prestty much said this . .

"...I am having trouble choosing a winner because they are all so good . . on one hand, eggies Animation has Animation in it and on the other hand Steves Rock Paper Skizzer had Rock paper skizzer . . . "
blah blah I hate having to choose blah " so [glow=blue,glow 3, #characters 6]BruisedWeasel[/glow] is this weeks winner for having squshed stick men in it . . ."

Thanks to all who participated - this was my most sucessful jam yet - and all entries were superb . .

I swear I said this already - I even checked it and the post was there n every thing I swear it . .sorry for the inconvenience.

Mwhahahahah!! I am not insane - they switch servers on us yesturd-day my old post is still here http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?board=9;action=display;threadid=11836 if anyone wants to check for continuity.

BruisedWeasel · Sun 29/02/2004 03:54:23

Heh, I was on all night and thought master frisby had forgotten his duties.

Thanks for the prize, Frisby. Who knew that in stickmen lies victory?