Favourite quotes from AGS games.

[Scummbuddy]

From Aussie's Chick Chaser

"Yeah, well, you're a WHORE!"

[Narrator: That wasn't very nice. You just lost yourself 30 points]

[Saberteeth]

It's not really a quote:

From MI1, when you talk to the cook(after LeChuck has kidnapped Elaine): Well, just look at you, you've got love written all over your face.<Guyybrush faces the player><LOVE is written over Guybrushes' face>.

I think that one's pretty funny.

[Radiant]

Oh, is this thread back?

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

[Pet Terry]

- Bye then.
- *WALKING AGAINST A STRONG WIND!*

[Grapefruitologist]

From Crime Time, when Frankbrush Steepfoot

Spoiler

pulls a hammer out of the garbage and uses it on the guy fishing.
Frank: I know a trick
Fisher: Is it any good?
Frank: It's brilliant. Do you see this hammer here?
Fisher: Yeah, it looks a lot like my hammer. Only different.
Frank: Well, I'll hypnotize you with it.
Fisher: Well... okay. I don't have anything to do right now anyway. Just don't steal my fishing rod when I'm asleep.
Frank: Do you think everything I do must have a selfish reason?
Couldn't it just be that I wanted you to be sleeping out of the goodness of my heart?
That I am just that kind of person...
Fisher: Oh okay... you're right. It'll do me good to have some rest.
Frank: Good
Now follow the hammer with your eyes, and listen to the sound of my voice. Let it take you away, to a place far hinder, and let your eyelids get heavy.
Fisher: Yeah, they're getting heavier alright. I have the feeling this is going to be one major trip, dude.
Frank: Yes, it will be...
Now I'll count back from three, and when I reach zero, you'll be asleep.
Three...
Two...
One...
Now
Fisher: zzzzz
Frank: Looks like he's unconcious now.
Sleeping sound and safe.

But not safe from me and my hammer !!
Thunk
Bwahahahaha

Since I don't have any farther use for this hammer, I'll just throw it away in the sea.
Goodbye hammer, you were a good inventory item.
It's a shame you had to go so soon...
And that I have to throw you away in the sea...
Where nobody can ever find you again.
Not even your friends, who are waiting for you in the bar, saying: 'hey, didn't hammer only have a small part in this game?'
And your other friends will say, 'Yes, he should have been back by now. What's taking him?'
And your loving wife, who is waiting for you to come home with the paycheck for starring in this game...
Which would have been just enough money to cure the deadly diseases your seven little children have...
Ah well. You can't be cloggin up my inventory, either. That would be confusing for the player.

Plong

[close]

[Afflict]

"Read my mind Claws" Captian Flame Beard - The Family Treasure

[Saberteeth]

From Crime Time, when Frankbrush Steepfoot SPOILER! (how do you turn it to a spoiler message with invisible text)

With [ hide] and [ /hide] tags. The and would be hidden if it weren't for the space between [ and h.

[ScoobyFan14]

   This is from a game in production:
     Maurice:"Do you know what this means?"
     Peckus:"That we made a trilogy?"
     Maurice:"Well,you have a point,but no."

[MarkPhantom]

Probably what's written on the diploma in the office you start in in 5 Days a Stranger. Mainly because it says the owner of the house got his law qualifications at the University of Warwick...since I go there, I think it's quite funny

[SinSin]

NON AGS

"Bernard float over here so i can punch you "Ã,  hoagie

"I hope there was nobody on that bus"
Sam
"Nobody we know at least"
Max

"Like fruitcake"
Max

[Lionmonkey]

There's on good quote, I think all of you will remember:

"Just selling these fine leather jackets"

[blueskirt]

But this one is from a LucasArts game, not an AGS one.

I'd say the best quotes I've seen in AGS games were from Knightsquire, Cedric and the Revolution and Nelly Cootalot.

Knightsquire had the Knight's arrogant lines.

For CatR, begining at the castle, the characters you met were insanely memorable and hilarious, additionally to the dynamic between Ced and Victor.

And Nelly Cootalot was a treasure chest full of beautiful and amazing lines, so much that in the end I was looking, talking and interracting with every hotspots and using every inventory objects on every characters just to find more hilarious lines. There were so many, the net on the Barnacle, the pirate oath, the objects in the store and library, the Raven, the cat burglar, the Baron's wife, the lepercaun... You may think it's too tedious to try every actions and items on everything, but for sure you don't know this game unless if you've shown all inventory items to the Raven.

[Saberteeth]

Taking a good hard look at your face, you realise it's actually impossible.  Something like that.

[Afflict]

Earl Mansin - "It's a diploma for most successful executions of the month" 

I think there were a couple more, but anyway it was an awesome game all round.

[Dualnames]

NON AGS:
MI2
Guybrush says: "People don't recognise me that's why I carry this."
AGS:
Automaton(the one with the scientist):
He trips on something so the robot he was holding falls  and opens a big hole on the floor so he says:
"Great, just great. Ten years working on that robot gone. 15 years building this facility and it falls apart. Great , just great"

[Stupot]

"Are you sure you want to Quit playing"

No I just pressed ctrl and Q because of the stirring in my loins.

[Pet Terry]

- Bye then.
- *WALKING AGAINST A STRONG WIND!*

Err, does anyone have any idea which game this is from? Because I have totally forgotten it.

[FSi++]

- *WALKING AGAINST A STRONG WIND!*

Err, does anyone have any idea which game this is from? Because I have totally forgotten it.

Mostly's NIHILISM.

[Dualnames]

Larry Vales 2


LV:Commander/commisar/chied(I can't remember) wasn't always like this..
LV: He used to have a neck..

[Cunny]

"I can't actually afford lighting. This switch just turns the darkness on and off."

- A Cure for the Common Cold

Very short game, and quite easy, but utterly hilarious. Almost every line made me laugh.