Favourite quotes from AGS games.

Started by JudgeDeadd, Wed 09/06/2004 15:30:36

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JudgeDeadd

I've got a million of favourite quotes.
One of them would be...
"PUBLIC ZOO. KEEP OUT" (or something) - Richard Longhurst and the Box That Ate Time
You know what they say... no... wait... you don't. What a shame.

Andail

I've got a million old ones, but here's a fairly new:

"I invented a burglary alarm that sets off at sunset. Good to have if you live in a neighborhood where you expect a break-in every night."

guess the origin


JudgeDeadd

Cirque De Zale!
Oops, I spoiled tthe whole fun...
You know what they say... no... wait... you don't. What a shame.

Dave Gilbert

I don't remember the quote exactly, but it went something like:

MELT: How'd you get here so fast?
DRAKE: I used the map screen.
MELT: Map screen?Ã,  Don't you know those are bad for the environment?

("Cabbages and Kings")

Ghormak

Achtung Franz! The comic

AGA


evenwolf

"If I see someone so much as look at a tree the wrong way, I'll go off like a rocket!"
"I drink a thousand shipwrecks.'"

LucasFan

"Ich bin ein Mörder, kein Dieb!" :P

Sam.

"I only steal things when i am sure no-one is using them"
"I'm sure that makes them feel a lot better"
Bye bye thankyou I love you.

Hollister Man

Nobody deserves a suppository (I think, Pirate Fry)
That's like looking through a microscope at a bacterial culture and seeing a THOUSAND DANCING HAMSTERS!

Your whole planet is gonna blow up!  Your whole DAMN planet...

rtf

"You wonder why there is a sky in a mall."

All Ace Quest quotes are funny!  (c :)-

This is a great idea for a thread  :D
I fail at art.

Las Naranjas

"You pound the ground with your hand until it concedes that you are, indeed, DA MAN!"
"I'm a moron" - LGM
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MrColossal

greatest... quote... ever, Dick.

even though Scid is DA MAN no matter how hard you pound the ground...
"This must be a good time to live in, since Eric bothers to stay here at all"-CJ also: ACHTUNG FRANZ!

jetxl

All Larry Vales quotes are awesome.
The pen that said "Thank you, Lary".

Or Just Another Point 'n Click Adventure.
Mother:"And after I walked from school for 10 miles I had to chop the fire wood with my bare hands!"
Son:"I'm sorry, but just because you had a shitty childhood, what does this has to do with me? "

Haddas@faraway

I started a thread like this last year. Nobody remembers :'(?

Anyways... JAPNCA has some of the most funniest quotes in it in my opinion too.
Can't remember them now though. 'twas over a year ago.

Radiant

"I guess it's in my nature to disable hazardous traps?" [or something, from KQVI, which I realize wasn't made in AGS. But it should have been].

The intro to Larry Vales II is great, too.
"Would you like to paint a mural of the rainforest on my wall" [or something, again paraphrased from memory]

Mephistophilis

All the "I find (Dull/Southern/etc.) Women Sexy." "but then, I find all Women Sexy!" from Leisure Suit Larry 2. or "I find all Women Sexy." "But I'll make an exception for this one!"
Sign Here           Mephistophilis

Vizzerdrix


BerserkerTails

Any quote from the Rich Phycho series of games  :P But the all time best is

"It's the eye of someone you killed I think" (When examining the crazy eye icon in Rich Phycho 1)

...Stupid automatic TXT-Editing... There should be a code you can type so you can disable that, for quotes that are written with Two's and R's.
I make music.

Steve

"That doesn't sound like a cure for cancer to me."

-From Larry Vales 1.


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