Whateverday Whotoshop...

[LordHart]

What is a Photoshop Phriday?

Photoshopping isn't drawing a completely new image -- It's editing images to create a new image, such as editing one image or combining several images.

Also, you don't have to specifically use Photoshop -- Paint Shop Pro, MSPaint, or any other programs can be used.

See this link:
http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/

And for other examples, see here:
http://www.worth1000.com/

The two above websites should give a fair idea of what is involved.

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This week's photoshop topic is...

YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES!

What happens when you realise that a board you've come to for about two years slowly turns into a nazi regime, the ops are all assholes, and you can't be bothered with their shit anymore? Well, you leave in a way that will annoy them one last time by fucking up one of their stupid lameass competitions and will cause them to lock the thread...

And heres an example:

[Hinders]

[AGA]

Just to clarify, OsUltimo is whining because he got banned from the AGS IRC channel. I'm not going to lock this thread, because it'd be interesting to see what those of you who don't have a mental age of 12 will be able to do with the subject...

[Tiki]

Are we gonna get a real Photoshop Phriday started?

[MrColossal]

Do you even know why you were banned from #ags? Do you even realize that this competition isn't set up for the ops, that it's for the hundreds of people who come to ags forums to talk and be friendly?

CJ's an op, are you saying he's an asshole also?

[Moox]

Did some1 say leaving?


I didnt make it

[Dave Gilbert]

Er, um.

Gosh.

The first time I judge a contest and it blows up in my face.

* Dave Gilbert hides under the table.

[Redwall]

[Pesty]

What's that? Ultimo is bitter so he didn't give a real topic? I know what this means! Free for all!!

[veryweirdguy]

Sorry to go off topic a little here.....

I didn't know Os got banned from #ags. What happened?

Also, Redwall, that made me laugh out loud. Bravo.

[SSH]

I think Os' banning was part of the "cleanup" of #ags by scotch and AGA. Boyd was a casualty, too. Kinda like "ethnic cleansing", but maybe more "arsenic cleansing"....  8)

[evenwolf]

Now we can all witness that the situation was truly a "huge mistake."

[Dave Gilbert]

The question is, who will judge this one?

[YOke]

God...

[Peter Thomas]

nope.

I'm pretty sure he'd want to be left out of it as well...

[AGA]

I think since it's mostly me OsUltimo is throwing his hissy fit towards, I should judge

[Ali]

DG handed the Photoshop Phridays over to me and I think it's fair to let OsUltimo choose. He may not have given a real topic, but people have made an effort with entries and I hope Ultimo will take the opportunity to set the challenge back on track by making a good choice.

If Ultimo doesn't want to pick a winner I will, or anyone who pays me to let them (at a very reasonable price AGA).

[AGA]

Well, you leave in a way that will annoy them one last time by fucking up one of their stupid lameass competitions and will cause them to lock the thread...

I think that means he's not coming back...

[Haddas]

It has been confirmed that Brad Bradson 2 will be finished, from a very reliable source

[BOYD1981]

he is finishing BB2, he's just not visiting the forums anymore

[scotch]

Heh, I hope he finishes Brad Bradson 2 too, demo was promising.
Really there's no reason to leave just because #ags suddenly got filled with terrible terrible Nazis like me... it's only a small part of the community.
Pity he couldn't have taken it as sensibly as boyd did.

Nice PP topic btw!

[Ghormak]

[Grundislav]

AGA is the devil, I tell you! He eats cats for breakfast!

[DGMacphee]

I AERS WINS!!11!!

[JudgeDeadd]

I'm not going to touch it with a 18347687450 foot pole.

[visy (the guy who made Lassi Quest)]

I strongly protest the bans, as the stuff said that lead to it was your everyday #ags talk.

So fuck you all(And I mean a couple of persons).

[Fuzzpilz]

I strongly protest the bans, as the stuff said that lead to it was your everyday #ags talk.

Yes. Yes, it was. The reason for the bans was what everyday #ags talk had become.

[Haddas]

I wonder what it was about before?

[Las Naranjas]

Things other than bodily functions and sexual abuse of AGSers.

[BOYD1981]

you people, you think you're so damn better than everyone else, if others don't fit in with your ideas of how people should behave and what they should talk about then they get shunned, well shame on you and a big box of boobies at your elitist attitudes, may you all buy brown suits and talk about the stock exchange and how good your kids are doing at school because you think other people care, while slurping cheap red wine out of even cheaper fake crystal wine glasses at your stupid dinner parties that you have to hide the fact you spent years at school only to end up with a crap job you hate and a liking for dull colours and country & western music and decide you want to take up line dancing, then your kids will grow up to be drug addicted morons robbing old ladies to feed their habit!
you're contributing to the downfall of society you silly high horsed inflated ego elitist pigdogs!

[Adamski]

How utterly immature. In fact, this is the EXACT REASON you got banned. You're both like fucking 5 year olds. Making webpages with 'Scotch sucks AGAs cock' is NOT MATURE BEHAVOIR, nor is making silly threads such as this. You are acting in such a pathetic manner you're only proving to everyone else how justified the bannings were.

This isn't about Nazi-ism, censorship, eliteism or any of that pish that people vomit up whenever a collective of people think enough is enough and punt them out of their online world, it's about us becoming SICK AND TIRED of putting up with tiresome immature trolls  who ruin the atmosphere for everyone else and taking the necessary action. It's been a long time coming.

Now shut up and fuck off. Find another community or IRC channel to infest.

[DGMacphee]

you're contributing to the downfall of society you silly high horsed inflated ego elitist pigdogs!

Let me guess, your discussion of jizzing on people contributes to some kind of Buddhist enlightenment.

[BOYD1981]

you, along with a lot of other people left #ags ages ago, so how can you have any idea of what went on?
and if all you have to say on the matter is "Now shut up and fuck off. Find another community or IRC channel to infest. " then that makes you the immature one, and what i said is true, you just can't accept that people act differently to you and that you can't just tell them what to do, if you're so sick of it why don't YOU find another community?

and another thing, your ideas that i single handedly brought down #ags is just pathetic, it's more likely you were getting bored and were looking for an excuse to leave, that's why you're blaming other people.

[DGMacphee]

also, you left #ags ages ago, so how can you have any idea of what went on?

Because I'm magical!

and if all you have to say on the matter is "Now shut up and fuck off. Find another community or IRC channel to infest. " then that makes you the immature one, and what i said is true, you just can't accept that people act differently to you and that you can't just tell them what to do, if you're so sick of it why don't YOU find another community?

No, we were here first and (more importantly) we haven't been writing sick shit in #ags.

[Mr Jake]

Making webpages with 'Scotch sucks AGAs cock' is NOT MATURE BEHAVOIR,

erm...
http://www33.brinkster.com/agsquotes/view.asp?id=478

[DGMacphee]

This quote was submitted on 7/1/2004 12:57:55 AM by anon.

However, I do like anon's method of getting my writing style down pat, especially my typos.

[Mr Jake]

I thing he was very good at it also.

[Adamski]

You, along with a lot of other people left #ags ages ago, so how can you have any idea of what went on?

I saw your behavoir on IRC before I left. I heard things over MSN and Skype. Also: http://www33.brinkster.com/agsquotes/ is a pretty detailed record.

and if all you have to say on the matter is "Now shut up and fuck off. Find another community or IRC channel to infest. " then that makes you the immature one

I am being blunt, not immature. Do not try and turn the tables, because it's not going to work.

and what i said is true, you just can't accept that people act differently to you and that you can't just tell them what to do

I can quite well accept people acting differently. I just don't want to hang around (and neither do a lot of people) with people that act like they have the mental age of a pre-schooler.

if you're so sick of it why don't YOU find another community?

Because 95% of the people here are awesome. I am not going to up and leave because of a few people with shit for brains.

and another thing, your ideas that i single handedly brought down #ags is just pathetic, it's more likely you were getting bored and were looking for an excuse to leave, that's why you're blaming other people.

If I were bored and looking for an excuse to leave I would have plainly said "I AM BORED, I AM LEAVING". I don't need an excuse for that.

...and this is being moved to the gen-gen. Ultimatly I don't want to spend the rest of my day off work arguing this with you, because I have a million better things to be doing. Needless to say, you're not going to convince anyone that you're the victim of a fascist internet dictatorship.

[Andail]

I totally agree.
I've also grown so tired of LasNaranjas and Unilin. It's only fair that they're banned from the #ags. If they don't leave the community ASAP, I'm leaving instead.
And thats it.

[DGMacphee]

Yeah, especially when they started talking about bukkake and doing it on another forum member! Narangas and Uni should so totally be banned for their disgusting behaviour! In fact, Unilin suggested that I milk his dick! Sorry, Uni, but you must go for that! I'm no one's milking machine!

[BOYD1981]

ah, anti-wit...

[DGMacphee]

Ah, dipshit...

[BOYD1981]

Ah, dipshit...

yep, i knew one of you "mature" people would be the first to start the name calling, how sensible

[AndyPenis]

BUT IT IS NOT IMMATURE!! IT IS THE TRUTH!! I SAW YOUR HEAD AND IT IS MADE OF POOP!! THE MAYOR OF HAPPYMCBURGER SAID SO!!! HE TELLS NO LIES!!!

[YOke]

The second coming of anti-christ is a fitting end to this discussion, don't you agree?

[AndyPenis]

I HAVE NO AUNTY CHRIST!!! I DO HAVE AN UNCLE BOB!! HE GIVE ME SLIPPERY TREATS, YES ITS ALL TRUE!!!

[Sam.]

Hey look, your name's funny because it has penis in it

grow up

[Mr Jake]

Zooty obviously doesnt get the refernce (sp)

[Sam.]

I do get the reference (anit christ- aunty christ)

[AndyPenis]

I AM GROWNUP WATCH AND I WILL SAY WORDS THAT ONLY GORWNUPS USE!!!

TEACUP...

ANTIQUING...

FASCINATING...

FART!

OOPS THAT IS NOT A WORD! THAT IS A NOISE I MAKE! I MAKE IT WHEN I EAT KFC! BLARG BLARG BLARG!!!

[Mr Jake]

I do get the reference (anit christ- aunty christ)

I mean to AndyPenis

[Minimi]

[british accent]Aah! for the sake of crap, will you all just shut up! Bloody hell..[/british accent]

You all keep pointing the finger to eachother, instead of all getting along. Cmon, what's the big fuzz... Calm down, lock this thread, and GET A LIFE!

[AndyPenis]

OH NO I GOT NO LIFE!! I MUST BE A DEAD CREATURE ZOMBIE!!! BECAREFUL OR I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! BLARG BLARG OH GOOD THEY TASTE LIKE MCNUGGETS! HOORAY!!!

[Sam.]

sorry everbody. I like all of you and respect AndyPenis for his individual branch of humour.

[AndyPenis]

HOORAY!! FOR REWARD I GIVE YOU SUPRISE!!

WHERE IS THE SUPRISE!!?!

IN MY PANTS!!! HOORAY AGAIN!! BLARG!!

[Dave Gilbert]

Andy!

Didn't you die last year?

[AndyPenis]

I DID BECAUSE THE WHOLE EARTH WANTED TO GIVE ME SLIPPERY TREATS!! MEN... LADIES... KITTENS... ROCK STARS... THEY ALL WANTED TO GIVE ME A SPECSHEL SUPRISE!! SO I JUMPED ON A SPACE ROCKET TO THE ASTROMOOON! WHAT DID I FIND ON MY MAGIC MOON VOYAGE?!?!

I FOUND... THE MOON MEN WHO ALSO WANTED TO GIVE ME SUPRISE!! STAY BACK MOON MEN! YOU ARE VERY GREEN!!

SO I COME BACK TO EARTH TO EAT MY FARTLUNCH!!! BLARG BLARG BURP!!!

[rodework]

#AGS makes me pee.

I wonder what the percentage of discussion in there is actually AGS related...

Not that I'm innocent of being off topic or anything, but still, in theory what goes on in the channel reflects onto the community.

[AndyPenis]

I HAVE SEEN THE #AGS AND IT IS FULL OF DELIGHTFULL CONVERSTAION ABOUT PENNYWHISTLES AND MOONPIES!!!

MY ARMPIT HAVE BEEFBURGER IN THEM!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SMELL??!

[Migs]

#AGS makes me pee.

I wonder what the percentage of discussion in there is actually AGS related...

Not that I'm innocent of being off topic or anything, but still, in theory what goes on in the channel reflects onto the community.

I agree, although if needed, I think most people are still intelligent enough to evaluate a community by the individuals rather than stereotype them based on the actions of a few immature chat room- and forum-dwellers.Ã,  I haven't bothered dropping by #ags lately, for the simple reason that all the talk about genitalia gets tiresome.Ã,  I find it entirely unnecessary.

I do think it's partially the European culture, which generally tends to be a little more open-minded toward genitalia- and sex-related jokes than other places in the world.Ã,  Things that make some people cringe make other people laugh.

[LGM]

Personally I left #ags partly because of this reason here.

Boyd was ALWAYS in there, and discussions would always be in a vulgar manner.. And usually they were about nothing... Most things were based around Boyd's complaints.. It was like.. "Hmmm, what is Boyd going to bitch about today?"

I left soon after that, because I felt like I had better things to do then listen to demoralizing drivel. #ags used to be fun and filled with some pretty damn good topic pieces.. But then alot of people left, and soon #ags was filled with alot of new people I didn't know.. And then I just kinda fell away from it..

I dunno, I'm back now.. Maybe it's better now.. But stop fighting..

Boyd... Personally, I think this is a break for you.. Go outside and get some fresh air, maybe a tan. Find a woman... Maybe even a physical friend of some sort. It's apparent your social life is lacking, because of your rationale and way of thinking and overall lude behavior. #ags is not the only thing in life.. Sure, you'll miss it.. But there are way better things to do then sit and talk in a chatroom.

[Blackthorne]

This thread is seriously funny. In a third grade, kid in the back farted way.

Bt

[TerranRich]

This all reminds me of one particular AGSer who isn't in the channel anymore. She would start arguments and just piss people off. I've even had to tell CJ about her personally. But now, incidentally, she's gone from the main #ags. And I'm glad. Her holier-than-thou attitude is surely not missed. And if the temporary banning of Boyd and Ultimo is bringing back elders, it had better not bring back this particular elder.

But this isn't about her. This is about other elders. I can think of at least one or two that are complete and utter assholes. Why aren't they banned?

Because they're ops.

Yes, I know that if I don't like it, I can leave it. So you know what? Fuck the #ags channel. It's gone to shit, and it's not because of Boyd or Ultimo.

[Ghormak]

Ops? People are not good people because they are ops, they are ops because they are good people. But still, having an @ before your nick doesn't really change anything. You're taking this far too seriously (I seem to be directing this to Terranrich, who said he won't read any replies, but I'm sure he will anyway).

This whole "It's THEM (THE SYSTEM! THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE!) against US!" deal is silly.

[TerranRich]

The one thing I don't like is that everybody is implyinig that all the elders are returnng because of the banning of TWO people. Serously, you guys all left way before BOYD became a problem. Don't put it all on BOYD and Ultimo.

[Mr Jake]

Im sorry, I was against it at first but it is much MUCH better with out all that crap talk.

[BOYD1981]

i didn't only talk about genitals, and if i did it was because i started a conversation unlike the people that just sit around waiting for somebody to start one they can join, if you don't like what people are talking about you have two options, 1) ignore people, 2) start your own conversation.
and don't play the "well it can be pretty hard to when other people are talking" card, because i've heard that so many times from so many different people, and it's just stupid.
and LGM, you've been back to #ags since, and if i remember rightly (i have logs to check if needed) you have joined in with many of the so called vulgar discussions, as has AGA, he's even started them, and quite frankly i find some of the racist remarks he's made more offencive than any "porn" talk.
in the end it all boils back down to elitism, it's oldies vs. newbies, perhaps you should consider changing the #ags greeting message to "welcome to #ags, please leave your personality at the door as a suitable one will be provided"
or you could stop being whinging little ninnies that like to pretend they're grown up and more mature than they are, you can be mature AND have a sense of humour you know.

[Adamski]

No, we left because of BOYD. It's true. Really.

And it's DEFINATLY not an 'elders vs. new people thing' before we start going down that road. Don't even start with that shit, because it's not true. It is about the behavour of individuals.

[TerranRich]

"welcome to #ags, please leave your personality at the door as a suitable one will be provided"

I like that.

[AndyPenis]

THE OLDIES ARE FULL OF POOP AND THE NEWBIES ARE FULL OF FART!! BUT BOYD IS FULL OF THE ANUS TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE TO THE FUDGE-PACKING POWER OF DIDLO!

BOYD ALSO ATE THE PORK RINDS!! DO NOT TOUCH HIS TEETH!!

[BOYD1981]

DS, you're a turd, i didn't have any problems with anyone in that channel when i first went there, i just wanted to get on with everyone, but no, people like you that pretend they're adults just wouldn't let it happen, if you don't want me talk about something, ASK me, don't TELL me or just start hurling abuse at me, or get in a huff and think you have to leave, i might talk about dicks but you're acting like one.

[scotch]

Terran, I'm afraid you are actually wrong here.  BOYD was a major part of the reason they left, most gave it a few months before they stopped coming.  I remember some told me this explicitly at the time.  Of course there were other factors, and I wouldn't try and pin the blame entirely on two people, but now those two are gone, the channel is definately more bearable for me,  there have been basically 0 conversations that I felt were offensive, and I'm sure for people who have a lower tolerance to such crap it's now worth coming back.
You seemed to get on with BOYD and OsUltimos, I didn't mind them sometimes, when they weren't going off on some nonsensical rant or talking about porn/genitals/shit, but accept that many other people were offended by them, and not unreasonably, this has always been a mature community, most members prefer it that way.
If people have a problem with the bans, then do take it up with me, I was the one who made them and not because I was asked by anyone else, but because I felt it was time.

[LGM]

I'm gonna take the other side now..

Why just Boyd and Ultimo? Why are they singled out?

And are all these "elders" returning because of their "departure".. Because, honestly, most of these people left before BOYD "existed", and now they just magically appear after this?

This does seem sort of elitist.. Punishing two people for the sake of bringing back the "good ol' days". I dunno, but it doesn't seem right..

There HAD to have been other people than just those two "dirtying up the channel"

I mean.. AGA can be quite the vulgar little hethen more times than one... But was he banned? Nope.. Perhaps cause he's an "elder".. Perhaps not..

But what it all comes down to, is I don't care either way. I don't need #ags.. I didn't need it when it was full of penis jokes, and I don't need it now that it's "good" again.. But it is a nice change.. And maybe I'll frequent the channel now.. Either way, I'm not mad at anyone. Feelings were hurt, yes.. But maybe this is for the better..

I hate saying this... But if you don't like it.. Nobody's making you stay.

[TerranRich]

You know, it's true that all this is meaningly drivel and doesn't deserve argument. And yeah, maybe those two were the biggest problem. But LGM does bring up a good point. I've had a problem or two with AGA in the past and I've had my share of argument with him, as have others (more so than me...I've only argued with him once I believe). And of course AGA is safe from the finger-pointinig. Because he's an elder. Because he's an op. And because he is of the Elite. But its not just him. I don't mean to point a finger at just him. You guys claim that is not about elder vs. newbie. But it sure looks like it to me.

[AndyPenis]

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!



BOYD HAS A PIE FACE!! IT IS MADE OF PIE!!! EAT IT QUICKLY OR HE WILL BE FULL OF CHERRIES!!! BLARG BLARG!!! OOPS HE FARTED NO ONE GO NEAR HIM BECAUSE HIS BUTT SMELLS LIKE A FART BUTT!!!

[BOYD1981]

hmm, i'm guessing Andy Penis is more than one person, probably started by DG, they're just sharing the password

[TerranRich]

Here we go. Whoever is controling AndyPenis has to be one of the elders and is a prime example of immaturity among the Elite. If this is someone's attempt at irony, it can be done without being a complete asshole. DG or whoever it is, you're only hurting your own point.

[AndyPenis]

I AM NOT DG!! I ATE HIM!!! BUT I DO NOT EAT BOYD BECAUSE BOYD ARE FULL OF HAMFART!!! RUN FOR YOR LIVES!!!OR ELSE BOYD WILL FART BACONSNACKS!!! BLARG!!!

[Mr Jake]

This thread itself is hurting your point

[AndyPenis2]

LOOK AT ME!!11 I ARE FUNNY BECSAUE I REPLY WHIT ALL CAPS AND ARE SNULTING!!11  BLARG!!!!

[AndyPenis]

OMG FAKE ANDY!! DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF POWERED SUGAR!!! ALSO HE EATS KITTENS!! WE MUST PROTECT THE KITTENS!!!!

[AndyPenis2]

AAARRR!!! I ARE TEH REAL ANDEH PENSI!!!11 DO NOT BELIEVE THE FAKE LIES THE PERPETROATOR....EUH??? BLARG!!!!11

[AndyPenis]

BEWARE THE XBOX CAUSE MICROSOFT ARES FULL OF LIES!!!

[AndyPenis2]

I GIVE YUO TEH SLIPPERY TREAT!!!! UP YOUR BUM BUM!!!!

[SSH]

You see how much things improve when certain people are banned? boyd never had any classic comedy like these two...

[TerranRich]

God, this is getting ridiculous now.

[AndyPenis2]

WHAT!!!! YOU ARES NO LIKE TEH DEULING PENISSES!!!?!??!??!?? BOO ON YUO, N00B!!!!!

[LGM]

This is classic comedy?

[AndyPenis2]

YES!!!!

[DGMacphee]

I think we've seen enough of Andy's wacky comedy and Boyd's stupidity. The moral of this story, kids, is to drink your milk and make friends at school! Till next time, Adios!