Happy birthday to me,

I would just like to say that today is my birthday, I will now enter the terrible world of true adulthood, I am turning 20, and it major league sucks.
I can already drink legally gamble, go to strip clubs (oo joy) buy porn, as well as smoke.(well maybe not that, laws might say 21) I have never been on a date, been kissed by a woman I wanted to be kissed by. I have yet to complete high school, I can't wrap my head around math, despite one of my dozens of dreams is to be a scientist.
Happy birthday