Author Topic: Cheesy subtitle for AGS (Read 52889 times)

Pumaman · « **on:** 10 Jun 2007, 12:29 »

So, I was looking at the AGS splash screen for the millionth time as it loaded up, and I got thinking that the "by Chris Jones" subtitle on the splash screen is a bit egotistical and dull.
So then I thought, maybe we can make up a really cheesy official subtitle for AGS that would go on the splash screen and maybe on the website too. You know, something like "Make your dreams come true" or maybe something cynical like "Our clocks stopped in '91".

Any ideas?

Akatosh · « **Reply #1 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 12:35 »

Sloganizer here says:

Â«AGS: Will be for you what you want it to be.Â»

No, seriously - personally, I think the "by Chris Jones" isn't too egoistical and dull, but if you really want to change it into something cheesy, I'd suggest things like "Quality doesn't need to be expensive" or something similiar.

SinSin · « **Reply #2 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 12:41 »

how about these

" Going places only you have heard of"
" Telling the stories that you want to hear" (hmm )
" What other things can you do with a big blue cup"
" Where the grass does in fact grow greener" (sounds too drug related )
" Be your own boss and earn upto Â£1,000,000" *
" If Carlsberg made Adventure games they would use this Program"** Used "hoorah"

Im going more and more cynical now but i really like

Quote from: Pumaman on 10 Jun 2007, 12:29

"Our clocks stopped in '91".

*Disclaimer of random ramblings

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · « **Reply #3 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 12:46 »

AGS - Where there is love, there is art.

Come on, you can hardly get more cheesy than that.

Privateer Puddin' · « **Reply #4 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 12:52 »

Quote from: Pumaman on 10 Jun 2007, 12:29

"Our clocks stopped in '91".

You don't need any ideas, brilliant!

SpacePirateCaine · « **Reply #5 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 13:08 »

I have to agree that the '91 tagline sounds great to me, but I like coming up with stuff like that, so I'll throw in my two cents:

Because 135 ex-Vivendi employees can't have been wrong
Larry Vales wants YOU
Resurrecting dead genres since 1997

SSH · « **Reply #6 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 13:52 »

How about one of:

Sierra and Lucasarts's lovechild

Adventure developers do it with an IDE

The IDE that brought you Larry Values!!1!

8 out of 10 cats preferred it

Better than that Wintermute crap

Leveraging a new paradigm in point-and-click interactive multimedia experiences

vertigoaddict · « **Reply #7 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 14:20 »

How about:

"It's better than PONG"

"AGS, 'cause we love the classics"

"We point, you click" (doesn't make much sense)

"Back to the past"

"Where there's a game, there's a program" (also doesn't make much sense)

Mr Flibble · « **Reply #8 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 15:09 »

"We don't have any shoes."

Akatosh · « **Reply #9 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 15:14 »

A man, a plan, an adventure: AGS! :

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · « **Reply #10 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 15:15 »

AGS

"Come on, you know you want to."

Gilbert · « **Reply #11 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 15:42 »

"A cup-filling experience."

Baron · « **Reply #12 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 15:43 »

Quote from: Akatosh on 10 Jun 2007, 15:14

A man, a plan, an adventure: AGS! :

I don't know, that's pretty close to "A man, a computer and a dream...."

My two cheesy cents -mmmmmmm, cheesy cents - are:

"Yesterday's Future, Today!"
"Rebuilding the past since 1997"
"Let's do the time warp, again." etc. etc.

This whole tagline idea gets me thinking about Arachnospores: the fatal spores with the funny name. Is it possible to select the twenty/thirty best taglines and have them randomly cycle?

Babar · « **Reply #13 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 16:01 »

Hahah....how about:

"Adventum Ex Machina"
"Venatus Ex Machina"
"10 years behind the times"
"Better than Scum"
"Prepare for Adventure"

Pumaman · « **Reply #14 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 16:21 »

Quote from: BaRoN on 10 Jun 2007, 15:43

Is it possible to select the twenty/thirty best taglines and have them randomly cycle?

Good stuff guys, there's a lot here that I like. I think I'll pick the best 10 or so and have them randomly chosen for the splash screen. In the meantime, keep 'em coming

Akatosh · « **Reply #15 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 16:31 »

Okay then...

AGS: It's like all adventures making sweet, sweet love... on your computer!

Who needs Lens Flare when you can have AGS?

Time travel to the '90s with AGS!

AGS subtitles: Cheesier Than Cheese! (yay, metahumor)

SSH · « **Reply #16 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 16:40 »

How about some fake quotes?

"AGS makes me pee" - Tim Schafer

"I love the smell of AGS in the morning" - Ron Gilbert

"AGS? What the heck is THAT?" - Dave Grossman

Kweepa · « **Reply #17 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 16:54 »

Veni, vidi, peperi
Deus ex Adventura
Making dreams a pixelly reality
Fuck you, it's AGS
Where do you want to go today?
500 games and almost as many versions
It gave me RSI
Anagrams of Adventure Game Studio: http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=22120.0
Mutated Guano Deviser
Guaranteed Video Smut
EGA Mauve Undistorted
Augmented Video Sutra
Gives Outdated Manure
Aroused Gamut Evident
Unmotivated AGSer Due
Devout Amateur Design
Guarantees Tumid Dove
Made Arduous Vignette

scotch · « **Reply #18 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 17:22 »

"Indulge your EGO"
"Save early, save often"
"Makes game development E Zed"
"800x600 ought to be enough for anybody..." - Bill Gates

Darth Mandarb · « **Reply #19 on:** 10 Jun 2007, 17:25 »

- Still pointin' and clickin'
- Point 'n Click Forever
- We're Gonna Party Like it's 1991
- When games had stories ...
- We don't need no stinkin' FPS!!
- Who needs more than 256 colors?

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