how about these
" Going places only you have heard of"
" Telling the stories that you want to hear" (hmm )
" What other things can you do with a big blue cup"
" Where the grass does in fact grow greener" (sounds too drug related )
" Be your own boss and earn upto £1,000,000" *
" If Carlsberg made Adventure games they would use this Program"** Used "hoorah"
Im going more and more cynical now but i really like
"Our clocks stopped in '91".
*Disclaimer of random ramblings