Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[Fuzzpilz]

Cthulhu makes some tea.
Assam. Good tea for breakfast.
No milk, two sugars.

[TheYak]

playtime I must have
butane in a can is fun
fill plastic bottle.

allow gas to set
remove cap and light top quick
little flame hovers

squeeze bottle that's lit now
behold nifty fireball
i have fun with flame

if my camera
is somewhere in this damn room
i'll post pretty pics

edit: I post this
before reading C.L.'s thread
callous I am not

[Unilin]

Writhing tenticles
Cthulhu stirs in his sleep
Madness incarnate

[Helm]

Shub-Niggurath,
The Goat of the Thousand Young,
Looks like a tree but isn't.

[Unilin]

Distant points of light
Yog-Sothoth is the gateway
Sanity, the toll

[Helm]

The Unspeakable,
Have you seen the yellow sign?
Chosen of Hastur.

[Ghormak]

I possess knowledge
of scary fiction as well.
But I will not tell.

[Unilin]

Footsteps in your dream
Outer Gods dance in your mind
Ideas flourish there

[Helm]

Enternal mockery of humanity,
The Prowler in the Darkness,
Nyarthnalothep.

[Unilin]

Dark, howling madness
Hunger without direction
Azathoth rules all.

[Fuzzpilz]

Long brown grass through snow.
The shore of the frozen lake.
Leafless linden loom.

[Helm]

Formless Spawn dwell,
The temple of Tsathoggua,
Don't turn on the flashlight.

[Fuzzpilz]

Nyarlathotep,
the soul of the Other Gods
and their messenger.

[Unilin]

Death has been bested,
Raised Uppe from essential salts.
Can ye put it Downe?

[Visti]

I prefer Ghorms words.
Oh, his words of doomy doom.
Ah, Those doomy words.

Yes, I know that I,
Uses doom a lot, but screw you!
You doomy doomer!

[Helm]

Realise your insignificance,
To the cosmos, and infinity,
In dreams Faugn speaks.

[Fuzzpilz]

Doom doom doom doom doom,
Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom.
I beat you, Visti.

[Visti]

Aha, Fuzzpilz! Dog!
You've stolen my doomy doom.
Therefore you must pay!

I will stomp on you,
with my mighty booty boots,
Till you're only dust!

Then watch me as I,
Carry you out to my toilet,
and flush you down there!

[Helm]

Yours weak haiku,
Not disparate enough,
Sequences glaring.

[Fuzzpilz]

Folly! Empty words!
Void are your threats and vain. Ha!
I fear you not, Dane!