Author Topic: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)  (Read 78950 times)

Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #560 on: 19 Oct 2007, 04:11 »
There once was lo_res_man
Who did not follow the plan
Lim'ricks we now write
Or we'll all have to fight
Delinquents kicked out cause we can.
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #561 on: 19 Oct 2007, 04:36 »
I return in search of a poem
That I seemed to remember knowin'
And despite it's age
This thread's still front page?
How the hell long will this thing keep goin'?
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #562 on: 19 Oct 2007, 08:32 »
Although this thread may seem crass
And it contains an eclectic morass
A good thing has occurred
If this thread has incurred
The return of that Canadian lass

Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #563 on: 20 Oct 2007, 02:43 »
There once was a man named Mike
Who sold his wife for for a bike
When asked why
he looked real sly
and said "Cuz' I can ride it as much as I like!"
[edit]
Silver Trumpet can
stick 'her' words were sun don't shine
I'll write what I like
 ;) lol

« Last Edit: 20 Oct 2007, 03:26 by lo_res_man »
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #564 on: 20 Oct 2007, 02:57 »
Did you just call me a guy?
I'll poke you in the... eye ???
Next time check the profile
Or eat crocodile
And I'll go eat some pie
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #565 on: 20 Oct 2007, 03:28 »
Silver Trumpet

Oh fair madonna
Error was not intended
please Forgive this wretch

SIlverTRumpit
once bit a lead crumpit
 ALl her tooths
went "looths"
so she did dump it
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #566 on: 20 Oct 2007, 07:05 »
Yes, 'tis true SilverTrumpet
Oft found she had to dump it
She had to poo
But so do you
She took this thread and bumped it

 ::)

Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limericks!)
« Reply #567 on: 20 Oct 2007, 07:11 »
Monkey, your lim'rick
Has made me feel quite sick
All your talk of poo
Has made me say ew
In your head you must be quite thick

 ;D

Monkey is being a jerk
Says that my lim'ricks don't work
"Syllables are wrong,
Those words don't belong.."
One day I'll just go berserk  >:(
« Last Edit: 20 Oct 2007, 07:27 by SilverTrumpet »
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #568 on: 21 Oct 2007, 21:19 »
All this reminds me of Guybrush..
I would if we could drink some ...orange.
What a guy.
No more military army stuff. I'm alive and back.

Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #569 on: 25 Oct 2007, 02:41 »
 Should Duelnames
Take the blame
Is it his fault
this thead ground to a hault
or is it this silly game?

I dream in riddles
that make me laugh in my bed
but don't get awake
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #570 on: 25 Oct 2007, 06:19 »
What form of po'try was that?
It spoke to me of dead cat.
Let's blame Dualnames
For stopping the game
And hit something with a rat.

Dead cats are not like
Your poetry, lo_res_man.
Naught else would rhyme, sorr'

---------
(sorr' = sorry. I didnt know how to make it fit)  ;D
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #571 on: 25 Oct 2007, 17:31 »
Avast ya lubbers
death has come
do not blaim
cause it's come undone

I fear my life
is a little mad
stop this game at once
it makes me sad

do not think
I cannot rime
i can speak
like a mime

No more military army stuff. I'm alive and back.

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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #572 on: 25 Oct 2007, 21:23 »
There's more to haiku
Than just speaking words that rhyme:
Must follow pattern!

But enough syllables for limerick
I must say that here you have not writ!
Though your words may rhyme
They must fit the time,
Unless you confirm them all as sh[.]t.

Apparently SilverTrumpet doesn't recognize "sh[..]" so I'll add the 't' back to the end. Maybe now she'll be able to figure it out. If not I guess I'll just have to uncensor myself.
« Last Edit: 26 Oct 2007, 04:52 by monkey_05_06 »

Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #573 on: 26 Oct 2007, 03:34 »
Monkey:

Remember our talk:
"Count your syllables next time"?
F-thirtyfour-are

The above relates to this:
You said my po'ms were amiss.
Now follow your speech
Practice what you preach
And keep the rhyth-I'm-ic bliss

 :P ;D

Edit: Definately got what you were sensoring,
especially because it rhymes with some of your previous lines.

Edit-the-second: Please don't be so patronizing.
« Last Edit: 26 Oct 2007, 08:04 by SilverTrumpet »
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #574 on: 28 Oct 2007, 23:37 »
A haiku in Dwarfish:


Gold gold gold gold gold
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
Cherry blossoms gold


(it's not a proper haiku unless it has cherry blossoms...)

Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #575 on: 29 Oct 2007, 00:33 »
Writing some poems ...
Is that all you care about?
Go make a game -- now!

Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #576 on: 30 Oct 2007, 01:42 »
SilverTrumpet

Dead Cat Society
Think that my poems the best
They have ever read
 :P ;D lol

There was one Lo_res Man
Who had an anti-fan
who thought his poems were scat
not to be touched by feril cat
and so in tears he ran
lol ;)
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #577 on: 30 Oct 2007, 03:18 »
My dear friend lo_res_man
I have an int'resting plan
Stop being with dead cats
They don't make good floor mats
...Cause we're both Canadian

(I don't know what that had to do with it, but I thought it would be nice to recognize the shared nationality)

I'm not anti-fan
But if you talk to dead cats
You are a strange guy
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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #578 on: 30 Oct 2007, 06:46 »
While out on the Cam in a punt
I saw my nemesis in front
I tried to attack
fell flat on my back
and he escaped, the stupid old curmdgeon


Changing a rhyme for
comic effect can be so
funny ha ha ha

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Re: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)
« Reply #579 on: 30 Oct 2007, 21:38 »
The warning has been given SSH,
lyrics and words make sense
twenty and four hours still remain
change your name or take the blame.
No more military army stuff. I'm alive and back.