Author Topic: Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)  (Read 76197 times)

Las Naranjas

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #80 on: 11 Jan 2003, 05:56 »
I say naught but "Garda!"
To evenwolf's pur'le taunts
set him up the bomb

eat slippery treats
then in Soviet Russia
use "ares" and not "is"

Pathetic in jokes
are the domain of the weak
thus "Death by hentai!"
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TheYak

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #81 on: 11 Jan 2003, 06:03 »
Ah much peace I see
Except for those who make war
haiku brings gladness

Format is not strict
can be syllables of less
in lines not even

as long as less than
seventeen then it is good
but this way I like

Mr. C's Haikus
I enjoy them very much
gangsta haiku fly!

Edit: I have made
Sticky Topic is from Me
I am Freakin' proud!
« Last Edit: 11 Jan 2003, 06:06 by YakSpit »

Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #82 on: 11 Jan 2003, 06:23 »
Haiku makes me pain,
yet torture I will endure.
Inferior skills.

Logic requir'ed
writing AGS scripting.
Lens flare==good game.

Andy Edmark big.
Andy Penis also big.
Glorious man-boobs.

C_leks kills for fun,
but truth: tortured deep inside.
Give hug, then cuddle.

Bluecup obsession
Ceramic catching young men's eyes
Unnavoidable

MrColossal

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #83 on: 11 Jan 2003, 07:02 »
it's M to the C
Zombie up in tha hizouse
best guard your grill, dog

people be sayin';
"Gangsta Haikus be the shit!"
let me school you some

Gangsta Haikus or
otherwise known as "G.H."
they are more than me

way back in the day
10,000 B.C., Japan
some whack shit went down

they had slaves and shit
slaves and monsters and Swamp Thing
but mostly the slaves

Japanese people;
"Writing haikus is hard! Slaves!"
Japan was lazy

So the slaves did it
G.H. came from the ghetto
(secret Japan ones)

so I keep it real
for all my oppressed brotha's
and oppressed sista's

this one's for you guys
to Yi Pin and to Chim Cham
peace out, sucka-san
« Last Edit: 11 Jan 2003, 07:07 by MrColossal »
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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #84 on: 11 Jan 2003, 07:12 »
If all rappers made
Gangsta' Haikus, I would like
L.L. Cool J.

If all rappers were
zombies, then I would listen
to Eminem more.

When people make fun
Of Mister Colossal, my
Teach says "That poor girl."
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Las Naranjas

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #85 on: 11 Jan 2003, 07:18 »
yo yo yo yo yo
Niggaz from Manchuria
took gangsta haiku

Dem boys from Nippon
Dem Japanese Babylon
badass invaders

The Sino Niggaz
in the Manchurian hood
rockin in ghetto

Wimmin did it to
Like Ripley's bitch Mei Lei
Believe it or not

came second world war
and Manchurian gangstas
popped cap in their arse

it lives on in us
we are keeping the rising
rock hard core Haiku
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Scummbuddy

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #86 on: 11 Jan 2003, 07:31 »
With all this rappin'
I know that Mr. Haiku
Is rollin in grave

:)
« Last Edit: 11 Jan 2003, 07:31 by Scummbuddy »
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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #87 on: 11 Jan 2003, 07:33 »
This is not place
To speak ill of others Flippy
Steak under armpit
WINTERKILL

Las Naranjas

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #88 on: 11 Jan 2003, 07:48 »
I'm compelled to speak
I have the finest homebrew
It's called Pilsener

We've had other brews
from the Bitters to Lager
but this rules supreme

foam scent of flowers
has glorious tint of gold
carreses the tongue

kisses my tonsils
but then on her departure
leaves flavour of tea.

my panacaea
sweet of terran plane
Oh I embrace thee!

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Trapezoid

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #89 on: 11 Jan 2003, 17:00 »
This haiku thingy
Has gotten out of control
I have a monky

TheYak

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #90 on: 12 Jan 2003, 01:38 »

This haiku thingy
Has gotten out of control
I have a monky


Out of control or
Controlling ourselves in verse?
My ka is at peace.

My zen will soon die
for hamsters are coming here;
to devour us.


Scummbuddy

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #91 on: 12 Jan 2003, 06:52 »
Coming are gophers.
Use Gopher repellent on
gopher horde.  Look out.

It's BoZo the clown
Give Stylish Confetti to
BoZo, the clown.  Weeeee!
- Oh great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilets backing up.
- No, I mean it's really STUCK. Like adventure-game stuck.
-Hoagie from DOTT

Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #92 on: 12 Jan 2003, 07:34 »
There once was a thread based on haiku
But nigga speech came, so fakyu
And try as they might,
no one got it right
But they continue to type... blah blah baiku

evenwolf

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #93 on: 12 Jan 2003, 07:51 »
Who feels they do right
To soil my lakes and rivers
Men abide own laws

I the storm, I watch
Man he ignores nature's will
Justifies actions

Respond I in force
And man he rejects my plea
Thrashing wind and rain

Cunning or naive
Be man to neglect my call
For thunder is near
« Last Edit: 12 Jan 2003, 07:55 by EvenWolf »
"I drink a thousand shipwrecks.'"

Trapezoid

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #94 on: 12 Jan 2003, 08:50 »
Zenful as it is
Haiku is no more than prose
With senseless format

On the other hand
I cannot freely write prose
Without senseless form

Be that as it may
Some people express themselves
With or without sense

Nevertheless
Expression is the best tool
With sense on your side


Despite all of this
I want to burst from my shell
And break the laws of form

:D

DragonRose

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #95 on: 12 Jan 2003, 13:19 »
Beware the police
That busta cap in yo' ass
If you break haiku

Five seven five
Only sylables aloud
Else you not haiku

Other forms are hard
I.E. Septerania
If I spelled that right

Certain number beats
Last words always changing 'round
It's hard to describe

Limmericks are hard,
With aliens from venus,
Often are naughty

I like the haiku
So even, never changing
So I'll stick to this
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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #96 on: 12 Jan 2003, 23:53 »
I need not remind
your poor weary soul
that you may just...
I shouldn't tell you.

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #97 on: 13 Jan 2003, 03:52 »
Never tried Haiku
Is this all you have to do
Doesn't seem too hard


Is it possible
To rhyme haiku's hospital
Does that even rhyme


Watching the cricket
Sri Lanka will be batting
England will bowl first


Song caught in my head
Eminem is not wanted
How do I expell


Catch me if you can
Went to see it last thursday
Go and have a look


Probably been out
For months in all the countries
Only so few reels


I must stop this now
It's my first try and but how
going for a swim


Edit:more


Jayasuriya
Made a very quick hundred
He is such a freak


Jayasuriya
A Sri Lankan Cricketer
Has come into form


But Australia
Will win the VB series
No doubt in my mind


The cricket world cup
Next month in South Africa
Will come home again


Enough on cricket
Any body here dig it
What the hell is it

Las Naranjas

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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #98 on: 13 Jan 2003, 07:01 »
Great Timosity
has burst forth with the haiku
of great quality

Sri Lankan Island
will be rejoicing tonight
and rightyfully so

but it is a shame
that two and a half nations
compete for VB

surely it is right
that they should compete for brew
that is not Vic piss.
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Re:Haiku maybe help?
« Reply #99 on: 13 Jan 2003, 07:07 »
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