Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

Started by TheYak, Wed 08/01/2003 23:59:51

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Sylvr

There once was lo_res_man
Who did not follow the plan
Lim'ricks we now write
Or we'll all have to fight
Delinquents kicked out cause we can.
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DragonRose

I return in search of a poem
That I seemed to remember knowin'
And despite it's age
This thread's still front page?
How the hell long will this thing keep goin'?
Sssshhhh!!! No sex please, we're British!!- Pumaman

SSH

Although this thread may seem crass
And it contains an eclectic morass
A good thing has occurred
If this thread has incurred
The return of that Canadian lass
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lo_res_man

#563
There once was a man named Mike
Who sold his wife for for a bike
When asked why
he looked real sly
and said "Cuz' I can ride it as much as I like!"
[edit]
Silver Trumpet can
stick 'her' words were sun don't shine
I'll write what I like
;) lol

†Å"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.†
The Restroom Wall

Sylvr

Did you just call me a guy?
I'll poke you in the... eye ???
Next time check the profile
Or eat crocodile
And I'll go eat some pie
| Ben304: "Peeing is a beautiful thing, Sylvr" |

lo_res_man

Silver Trumpet

Oh fair madonna
Error was not intended
please Forgive this wretch

SIlverTRumpit
once bit a lead crumpit
ALl her tooths
went "looths"
so she did dump it
†Å"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.†
The Restroom Wall

monkey0506

Yes, 'tis true SilverTrumpet
Oft found she had to dump it
She had to poo
But so do you
She took this thread and bumped it

::)

Sylvr

#567
Monkey, your lim'rick
Has made me feel quite sick
All your talk of poo
Has made me say ew
In your head you must be quite thick

;D

Monkey is being a jerk
Says that my lim'ricks don't work
"Syllables are wrong,
Those words don't belong.."
One day I'll just go berserk  >:(
| Ben304: "Peeing is a beautiful thing, Sylvr" |

Dualnames

All this reminds me of Guybrush..
I would if we could drink some ...orange.
What a guy.
Worked on Strangeland, Primordia, Hob's Barrow, The Cat Lady, Mage's Initiation, Until I Have You, Downfall, Hunie Pop, and every game in the Wadjet Eye Games catalogue (porting)

lo_res_man

 Should Duelnames
Take the blame
Is it his fault
this thead ground to a hault
or is it this silly game?

I dream in riddles
that make me laugh in my bed
but don't get awake
†Å"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.†
The Restroom Wall

Sylvr

What form of po'try was that?
It spoke to me of dead cat.
Let's blame Dualnames
For stopping the game
And hit something with a rat.

Dead cats are not like
Your poetry, lo_res_man.
Naught else would rhyme, sorr'

---------
(sorr' = sorry. I didnt know how to make it fit)  ;D
| Ben304: "Peeing is a beautiful thing, Sylvr" |

Dualnames

Avast ya lubbers
death has come
do not blaim
cause it's come undone

I fear my life
is a little mad
stop this game at once
it makes me sad

do not think
I cannot rime
i can speak
like a mime

Worked on Strangeland, Primordia, Hob's Barrow, The Cat Lady, Mage's Initiation, Until I Have You, Downfall, Hunie Pop, and every game in the Wadjet Eye Games catalogue (porting)

monkey0506

#572
There's more to haiku
Than just speaking words that rhyme:
Must follow pattern!

But enough syllables for limerick
I must say that here you have not writ!
Though your words may rhyme
They must fit the time,
Unless you confirm them all as sh[.]t.

Apparently SilverTrumpet doesn't recognize "sh[..]" so I'll add the 't' back to the end. Maybe now she'll be able to figure it out. If not I guess I'll just have to uncensor myself.

Sylvr

#573
Monkey:

Remember our talk:
"Count your syllables next time"?
F-thirtyfour-are

The above relates to this:
You said my po'ms were amiss.
Now follow your speech
Practice what you preach
And keep the rhyth-I'm-ic bliss

:P ;D

Edit: Definately got what you were sensoring,
especially because it rhymes with some of your previous lines.

Edit-the-second: Please don't be so patronizing.
| Ben304: "Peeing is a beautiful thing, Sylvr" |

Radiant

A haiku in Dwarfish:


Gold gold gold gold gold
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
Cherry blossoms gold


(it's not a proper haiku unless it has cherry blossoms...)

nihilyst

Writing some poems ...
Is that all you care about?
Go make a game -- now!

lo_res_man

SilverTrumpet

Dead Cat Society
Think that my poems the best
They have ever read
:P ;D lol

There was one Lo_res Man
Who had an anti-fan
who thought his poems were scat
not to be touched by feril cat
and so in tears he ran
lol ;)
†Å"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.†
The Restroom Wall

Sylvr

My dear friend lo_res_man
I have an int'resting plan
Stop being with dead cats
They don't make good floor mats
...Cause we're both Canadian

(I don't know what that had to do with it, but I thought it would be nice to recognize the shared nationality)

I'm not anti-fan
But if you talk to dead cats
You are a strange guy
| Ben304: "Peeing is a beautiful thing, Sylvr" |

SSH

While out on the Cam in a punt
I saw my nemesis in front
I tried to attack
fell flat on my back
and he escaped, the stupid old curmdgeon


Changing a rhyme for
comic effect can be so
funny ha ha ha
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Dualnames

The warning has been given SSH,
lyrics and words make sense
twenty and four hours still remain
change your name or take the blame.
Worked on Strangeland, Primordia, Hob's Barrow, The Cat Lady, Mage's Initiation, Until I Have You, Downfall, Hunie Pop, and every game in the Wadjet Eye Games catalogue (porting)

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