Oceanspirit Dennis: The Full Name Of This Game Won't Fit..SOURCE AVAILABLE!

[monkey0506]

Oceanspirit Dennis: My Very First AGS RPG Game Ever Made by Me and Square Enix:
Can Someone Please Tell Me How to Upload It So You Can All Play It: Episode VIIIXCMIICM:
The Legend of Zelda Edition 3DSX: Ocarina of Majora's Past: Cloud Strife's Precursor Story!!1:
PubMasterQuestPMQLEgeNDS: DON't post in MY THREAD if you don't like This Game Plxkthnz:
Oh, ALSO KINGDOM FINAL HEARTS FATNASY VIXYCCII:
ヤイエ德薩ル三振デサ襲擊

In this game you will explore the awesomitity that is Oceanspirit Dennis and get to see all sorts of stuff about how he came to be the Scourge of the Underworld. I hope you all love and enjoy this game. If you don't, please keep it to yourself!!1





DONWLAODD!!1

MIRRAR!! (Thanks Peder Johnsen!!)

SORES!11

P.S. IF YOU HAPPEN TO WIN THE GAEM, PM ME FOR DETAILS. YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.

P.P.S.P.S.S.P. I PARTIALLY FIXED THE ISSUE MENTIONED ABOVE. THERE IS ONE FILE MISSING. PM FOR DETAILS IF YOU'RE REALLY THAT DESPERATE. ^_^

P.S.S. The downlaod is 145 MB, so be prepared!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. There's a buttt-load of special features in here that might go ENTIRELY UNNOTICED. If no one has discovered any of them I'll start leaking them in a week or two.

[arj0n]

 

[monkey0506]

Seeing as you posted in my thread, you must love my game!

Also, does the mean you beat the game?

[NickyNyce]

This is so wrong it's right...(Ooops, was I supposed to keep that to myself ? )....the pic that didn't work, the wrong forum, oh how it all came together. You made my day. I assume your already working on the sequel ?

Oh...and by the way....how come it's not in english?      lol

[ddq]

Ooh, sweet, I won! 800/800 baby. Good game bro.

[monkey0506]

Glad to hear everyone's loving it so greatly. By the way, feel free to leak any of the secrets you might discover, but to keep it interesting, why not consider giving gentle hints first instead of just throwing things out there? Also the HIDE tag is useful.

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This game might possibly have cheat codes you guys.

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[Sylvr]

  I just heard myself. OHHHHHHHHHH wow. I may die of embarassment.

[Grundislav]

I didn't win.  I got 0/800.

HOW DO I WIN?!?!

[LimpingFish]

Pfft. No DLC?

Pass.

Also, a Fatnasy should be seen by a doctor.

[monkey0506]

Hey LimpingFish..

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There *might* be DLC. If you win. I mean..technically that's downloadable content in compliment to the game.

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Grundy...

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ddq knows! DDQ KNOWS EVERYTHING!

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Also, purveyors of my first game might be aware of my fandom of a particular win-method..that could come in use.

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[Sylvr]

I got 0/800 too.  :'( And I have no idea what the win-method is.

Also, is there any way to skip cutscenes?

[ddq]

I might take the time to write the GameFAQs page for this thing, I have a feeling that it'd be necessary to enjoy the game in its most full completeness.

[Sylvr]

Yesssss! I want to get the most out of this game.

[monkey0506]

I don't want to give away too much all at once here..

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Those who know the origins of my username might know more about how to win the game.

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Specifically, the way you win the game is homage to the origins of my username.

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As is the score.

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[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

monkey, I cannot believe that you got such a fundamental part of the Oceanspirit canon wrong.  EVERYONE knows that Dennis shouts "FIGHTS!" before a battle, not "Fight!".  I mean come on man, put a little research forth before making an OSD game. 

[monkey0506]

Well considering that canonically this is the first OSD game ever made : I define what's canon, not you.

[Ryan Timothy B]

I can't seem to find the winning battle moves against the purple blob fellow with gray hair and a sword. Hmmm

[monkey0506]

Hey Ryan:

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There's something else that you're overlooking clicking on.

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There's someone else that you're overlooking clicking on.

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There's a person at that restaurantplace.

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[Ponch]

I can't believe I got a zero score!

I can't believe my opening lines were cut short!

I can't believe I played full screen!

I can't believe any of this! Well done, sir. Well done!   

[Eggie]

I played fullscreen and stayed until the end of the song.

I think that's winning in a WAAAY

EDIT: Aw man, I just read the readme! Oceanspirit's played by Icey! That's AWESOME!

[monkey0506]

My thanks and congratulations to all of you who have played and faced the anguish of scoring 0 of the 800 possible points.

In addition to what I already said before (after Sylvr's post):

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My favorite game of all time is The Secret of Monkey Islandâ,,¢.

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There's only one real way to win The Secret of Monkey Islandâ,,¢.

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[Icey]

Thanks Eggie.

I am finally able to download the game at work after some internet problems yesterday so I can't wait to give it a try.

[Icey]

In a sense that is true. And I will explain why my OSD games follow there own story with my next OSD game.

And please tell me your not supposed to be able to beat seph?

[Ponch]

Having just played through as the clown, I must ask: Ben, do you have any voice left at all now?  :o

[Mr Flibble]

Play through as meeee (as soon as I play myself and figure out who I am exactly)

[Ponch]

There's only one real way to win The Secret of Monkey Islandâ,,¢.

Use the root beer on LeChuck! But this game has no root beer. And no LeChuck!

Also, unlocked five different characters so far!  

[monkey0506]

In a sense that is true. And I will explain why my OSD games follow there own story with my next OSD game.

And please tell me your not supposed to be able to beat seph?

Heh, just poking a bit of fun at you. Actually added that bit before I even started thinking about voice actors. But of course until your games start firing cannonballs I'll still maintain that they aren't "cannons".

Regarding Sephiroth:

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No, you can't beat him directly. Not even if you turn on God Mode. You have to do something different.

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There's someone else there you can talk to!

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Use the root beer on LeChuck! But this game has no root bear. And no LeChuck!

Also, unlocked five different characters so far!  

Wrong!

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Using the root beer on LeChuck is only how you FINISH the game. You still score 0 of 800 points that way.

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There's only one way in The Secret of Monkey Islandâ,,¢ to score 800 of 800 points.

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You have to learn how to Control the game if you want to Win.

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Also (characters):

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For those of you not aware, there are several unlockable characters in this game. Think you have what it takes to Play As Ray? Why not try telling the game?

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Remember, spelling matters.

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[Ponch]

Well, since I haven't played MI since it was on floppy disks, apparently I'm off to the googles!  :

[Sylvr]

Still can't figure it out.

[Ponch]

Still can't figure it out.

I know you can do it, Oceanspirit Sylvr! I believe in you! You just have to learn to control yourself in battle to win!  8)

Also, isn't Oceanspirit Dennis an open source series? Where's the source code, monkey? I know you created OSD, AGS, and Square Enix, but that doesn't mean you can hold out on us!

[Icey]

In a sense that is true. And I will explain why my OSD games follow there own story with my next OSD game.

And please tell me your not supposed to be able to beat seph?

Heh, just poking a bit of fun at you. Actually added that bit before I even started thinking about voice actors. But of course until your games start firing cannonballs I'll still maintain that they aren't "cannons".

Regarding Sephiroth:

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No, you can't beat him directly. Not even if you turn on God Mode. You have to do something different.

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There's someone else there you can talk to!

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It's cool I actually laughed when I seen that. How do u turn on god mod, And I will see what I can do.

[monkey0506]

I'm going to post the source after significantly more of the cheat codes have been discovered and posted/hinted at by people in spoiler tags.

By the way, for those of you who have one the game, I'll start posting more direct hints once one of you manages to:

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POST THE MESSAGE THAT I TOLD YOU TO WHEN YOU WON THE GAME.

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[TheRoger]

Probably one of the best games I played lately. Now I want to create an OSD game.    Is there a template of any OSD game?Found it!

I scored 800 points, where is my bonus CD?

[monkey0506]

I PM'd you details. I'll post the link here spoiler'd later, but for now people are still trying to figure out how to win, and that is indeed one of the perks of winning, so don't want to just give that away just yet!

Also, what's 83 chars?

Oh, and I know nothing of any OSD template. I used the Verbcoin Template that I wrote in designing this game.

Edit: Just had a thought and it worked brilliantly. My webhost gives me access to .htaccess, so I was able to just add a rewrite rule. Works perfectly.

[ThreeOhFour]

Having just played through as the clown, I must ask: Ben, do you have any voice left at all now?  :o

I do not.

I actually sacrificed my vocal chords and abilities to speak in order to make this entry in the OSD franchise as amazing as possible. I may be a mute forever, but for OSD it is worth it.

[monkey0506]

Ben304 is the most amazing, wonderful creature to ever have blessed MonkeyMoto Productions, Inc. with his presence.

[ThreeOhFour]

Aw man, pretty sure we need to hug it out now... 

[Grundislav]

Hey, I sacrificed my gonads to perform Jessica! Where's the love for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

(Just kidding I've already gotten lots of love)

[Ponch]

Hey, I sacrificed my gonads to perform Jessica! Where's the love for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

A sterling performance, Grundy. You brought a whole new level of sex appeal to Jessica.

[ddq]

For maximum enjoyment,

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At the main menu, type "playasshadow".

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I don't know what an ass hadow is, but all I know is it makes the game better.

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Alternatively, type playas[character name here] to play as anyone else, (Sephiroth, Jessica, etc.)

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[monkey0506]

There's even a special guest appearance by an uncredited character! :o

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So you think you're a mighty pirate, eh?

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Oh, and for the record:

icey: I couldn't have possibly asked for a better Oceanspirit Dennis. Thank you sir.

Grundislav: You brought Jessica to a whole new level of sexy. I assure you that your gonads were a sufficient sacrifice to appease the Oceanspirit Dennigods. Thank you sir.

Sylvr: No need for humble embarrassment, you are one sexy octowoman. You did a brilliant job and I love you for it. Thank you madam.

Ponch: Life Partner Ray has never sounded so..so..so bloody good! Thank you sir, for your service and commitment to helping make Oceanspirit Dennis what it is today!

Ben304: Why let your voice live on only through your lifetime, when you can submit it to the eternity that is the internet? As amazing as everyone was, your performance truly made me laugh, out loud, the hardest, and the longest. I will never stop loving, "WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE MY PRESENTS!?!?" Congratulations sir, you win the invisible gold star of voice acting lifetime achievementness. Though your first voice performance may very well be the last you can ever adequately supply, I assure you, it was well worth the small price you paid. Thank you sir.

Secret Fawful: Such a lovely, soft-spoken Doctor Jones sir. You truly captured the pacifist side of this amazing character. Thank you sir!

ddq: I couldn't have possibly asked for a better Shadow (the Oceanspirit Doppelganger). Thank you sir.

monkey_05_06: I could have possibly asked for a better Santa Claus, but it would have been literally beyond the realm of possibility to actually find one. You sir, are one sexy old man. Give me a call sometime. Thank you sir.

Mr Flibble: You literally saved this production with your performance. If it wasn't for your last-minute submission, this entire project would have had to been postponed for an entire year! Thank you sir.

Jake, boyfriend of Maxilyah (of the Telltale Games forums): I..I'm not sure what happened. You gave the strangest and perhaps most disturbing voice performance I ever could have asked for. In a way I suppose that's perfect for an Oceanspirit Dennis game. Well, I will never look at SECRET CHARACTER the same ever again. Thank you sir.

[LimpingFish]

I got stuck at Sephiroth and gave up.

Don't feel let down, though. It's the longest I've ever played an OSD for!

That's gotta count for something...right?

[Ponch]

Ponch: Life Partner Ray has never sounded so..so..so bloody good! Thank you sir, for your service and commitment to helping make Oceanspirit Dennis what it is today!

I don't know. Have you played Ray of Hope. Tzachs set the bar pretty high. Just cast "dirty splits" or "rump dump" and you'll see that he brought a certain something to the character that no one could (or should!) try to duplicate. 

[monkey0506]

Well you're right. I honestly thought you sounded terrible, but I didn't want to be a prick about it.

Hey, I mean, you practically asked for that.

[Kastchey]

I won. 800/800 n00bz.

But, this is bugged.

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I type playasclwon and nothing happens. Meh!

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Also,

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Jessica is a guy (!!!!!1!!), though you can only tell after you have seen the lower part of his body. I have a photo to prove that.
I'm so disappointed, I had a fanboy love letter prepared and all. Guess I'll just have it sent to Life Partner Ray instead, for the overall smexiness of his soothing voice.

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[ddq]

What?!? Jessica is a chick for totes. I should know, I kinda drew a version of her sprite au naturel for her smex scene in Blassion. Of course, she was censored, natch. It's completely irrelevant that she's only been voiced by guys, though.

[monkey0506]

That's not a bug, that's a FEATURE!

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Seriously, there's two different ways to PLAY AS KRUSTY, but PLAYASCLWON isn't one.

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Also, is there no one in all of these forums who is a mighty pirate??

Edit: Oh what the hell. I'll toss a few more at you.

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Does anybody know what cheatcode Facebook has?

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Any announcer types might get a kick out of their opening line...

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I don't know if anyone's actually verified that they utilized it, but how to activate God Mode?

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[Ryan Timothy B]

I dunno man. If you would've made the intro skip able, I would have played it more than twice. Perhaps even a save/load feature. Just because it's OSD, doesn't mean it needs to be completely annoying. 

[Kastchey]

You're not gonna fool me. As sweet and feminine as Jessica's voice may sound, here's the proof.
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I hereby publish this photo as an act of revenge for my destroyed fatnasies.

...and clwon is still bugged.

Edit: I corrected my spelling as I was suggested, but

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pleyassclwon still doesn't work.

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[Icey]

I think Dennis is or maybe was rich. In this game his father has a butler. They are pretty expensive too. So is he rich?

[Ponch]

Edit: I corrected my spelling as I was suggested, but

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pleyassclwon still doesn't work.

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playaskrusty

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[Dualnames]

I want a personal servant as well. Ponch, get me one.

[Kastchey]

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playaskrusty

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That's so kind of you, L.P.Ray. Here, have the fan letter, just cross out the parts where it says 'Jessica'.

[monkey0506]

I think Dennis is or maybe was rich. In this game his father has a butler. They are pretty expensive too. So is he rich?

His father is Bruce friggin Wayne man, Bruce friggin Wayne. You know, the Bat, Man! His father is the richest of all "super" heroes. Oceanspirit just sort of wants to do his own thing though, you know? One day he will inherit Wayne Manor and Wayne Enterprises, but for now he just wants to have his fun killing every non-human he meets and having totally consensual "funtimes" with Life Partner Ray.

@Kastchey: I thought it would have been clear when I told you that the way you were spelling it wasn't one of the two ways. But ah well, you got it sorted.

And seriously:

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE MIGHTY PIRATES?!?

[Icey]

true true 

[Snake]

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE MIGHTY PIRATES?!?

I don't know about a mighty pirate, but I could certainly be a deckhand.

[Ponch]

I don't know about a mighty pirate, but I could certainly be a deckhand.

Ooh! I wanna be the cabin boy!   

[monkey0506]

There are no deckhands or cabin boys because the entire crew mutinied. But you'd only know that if you had previously declared yourself to be a Mighty Pirate.

[Big GC]

MIGHTY PIRATE!!!1!1!!111

[monkey0506]

Thank you! Finally!

Next up:

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Fans of the SantaTheme might find some enjoyment in declaring the group to which their planetary origins belong.

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Also, did you say that you wanted a hero?

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[Big GC]

I didnt want a hero I need a hero..... 

The other one ...... beats me 

[monkey0506]

Yes, that hint was a bit contrived, but something I said earlier about announcer types went largely unnoticed. Thanks for playing along with me Big GC! You're keeping the fun alive unlike all these other prudes around here!

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Any Earthlings in the audience may find enjoyment if they announce the type of people they are.

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You know, like an announcer would.

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If he was addressing them.

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Like he already did.

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[Kastchey]

Here it goes:

People of Earth!

[monkey0506]

Haha, an entirely pointless and shameless bit of copyright infringement and declaration of fandom, but it was worth bloating the game's filesize.

I think that pretty much sums it up. Except..nobody ever said whether they actually used:

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The only cheat code that Facebook has..or had?

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It's pretty much one of the most common and famous cheat codes ever made.

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We use data tethering for internets, and my phone gets too poor of reception to upload it, so I will upload the project source when I have access to a faster internets.

[Kastchey]

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I did use the Konami code, but all it did for me was to make the 0/800 points screen pop. With HP bars still visible by the way. Am I missing something or is it the ultimate top secret way to lose the game?

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[monkey0506]

OKAY YOU GUYS THE GAME SOURCE IS NOW AVAILABLE.

My roommate had to go to the opposite side of the country to get to a place with DSL and upload it*, but it's finally here!




*Nah, really we just can't get it here, so she took care of it while on vacation somewhere that isn't a backwater hole like this.

[Icey]

Huzaar!

[Ponch]

Open source! It's finally a true OSD game! 

[Icey]

Thank you monkey!

[monkey0506]

For the record, nobody ever did comment on the fact that the non-Engrish portion of the title of this game is in a combination of Japanese and Chinese. It's pretty danged cool like that.

[Big GC]

I was more impressed that it was a combination of Roman Numerals and Binary!!11

[Icey]

For the record, nobody ever did comment on the fact that the non-Engrish portion of the title of this game is in a combination of Japanese and Chinese. It's pretty danged cool like that.

I noticed that when you first released the game as I went to go see what it said and noticed I had translate it from jap to Eng then from chi to eng

[Ponch]

I noticed that when you first released the game as I went to go see what it said and noticed I had translate it from jap to Eng then from chi to eng

And then I had to translate that post from icey to Eng. 

[Icey]

hehehe

[Ponch]

For the record, nobody ever did comment on the fact that the non-Engrish portion of the title of this game is in a combination of Japanese and Chinese. It's pretty danged cool like that.

Perhaps we were too distracted by all the awesomeness on our screens? I know I was! Especially that Life Partner Ray! His voice actor really brought him to life with that sexy baritone! No wonder Dennis loves him so much!  8)

[Buckethead]

For the record, nobody ever did comment on the fact that the non-Engrish portion of the title of this game is in a combination of Japanese and Chinese. It's pretty danged cool like that.

Perhaps we were too distracted by all the awesomeness on our screens? I know I was! Especially that Life Partner Ray! His voice actor really brought him to life with that sexy baritone! No wonder Dennis loves him so much!  8)

Normally you might argue that it's wrong to say that about your own preformance... But in this case it's so true.

[Ponch]

For the record, nobody ever did comment on the fact that the non-Engrish portion of the title of this game is in a combination of Japanese and Chinese. It's pretty danged cool like that.

Perhaps we were too distracted by all the awesomeness on our screens? I know I was! Especially that Life Partner Ray! His voice actor really brought him to life with that sexy baritone! No wonder Dennis loves him so much!  8)

Normally you might argue that it's wrong to say that about your own preformance... But in this case it's so true.

Darn tootin' 

[monkey0506]

Buckethead, you know flattery always makes Ponch gassy. Geeze, somebody turn on the fans in here..

And don't try to translate the title. It's not meant to be translated. It's meant to be accepted for whoaten it is.