Livestock Laughs

Baron · Fri 05/10/2012 01:44:28

Seriously, AGSers, is this all the rumpus you got?!? I used to hang out on this site for the entertainment value. Now I just hang out on this site....

Ponch · Fri 05/10/2012 02:59:38

A Catholic cowboy lost his Bible while he was fixing fences out on the range.

The next morning, a cow ambled up to him while he checked the herd, carrying his lost Bible in her mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

He took the book out of the cow's mouth and exclaimed, "Praise, Jesus! It's a miracle!"

"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."

There, I have rumpused enough for one night.

Crimson Wizard · Fri 05/10/2012 11:31:18

Baron, change your game dev company name to "Lustful Adventures". You'll surely get more customers.

Baron · Fri 05/10/2012 12:26:58

Quote from: Crimson Wizard on Fri 05/10/2012 11:31:18
Baron, change your game dev company name to "Lustful Adventures". You'll surely get more customers.

Ha! You know, I've considered going down that route. But could I wake up every morning, look myself in the ceiling mirror, and say "There's a man I respect?"

Mouth for war · Fri 05/10/2012 15:52:12

There once was Homer simpson, one baker and a D'oh...And the rumpus winner for todaaaaay is........ME for having such a bad joke to share

Ponch · Fri 05/10/2012 16:19:16

A new day brings fresh rumpusing!

Two cows are standing in a pasture.
The first cow asks, "Do you ever worry about getting mad cow disease?"
"Of course not," says the second cow. "I'm a chicken."

Crimson Wizard · Fri 05/10/2012 16:23:52

What was Ponch's first word?

"Moooma!"

Ponch · Fri 05/10/2012 16:27:41

How do cows know when it's time to go to sleep?
When it's pasture bedtime.

Tabata · Fri 05/10/2012 16:59:52

two cows on a pasture
... one says: "Mooooo!"
... the other one replies: " What a strange coincidence! I just wanted to say the same.""

Mouth for war · Fri 05/10/2012 17:20:52

Ok Tabata that was pretty damn bad too! Maybe you're the winner

Tabata · Fri 05/10/2012 17:50:59

Sane Co. · Fri 05/10/2012 18:40:00

Two cows are tandin in the middl of a feild, the first one eats a rat. Umm... I forgot the punchline.

selmiak · Fri 05/10/2012 19:09:16

cow1: what are you eating.
cow2: grass.
cow1: I prefer moooo-sli.

I came up with that all by myself

Mouth for war · Fri 05/10/2012 19:16:42

I'd love to see...The secret of Mooooo-nkey island

Tabata · Fri 05/10/2012 20:13:48

Oooooookay!
... and all together now:

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Ponch · Sat 06/10/2012 01:49:27

Why don't cows jump over barb wire fences?
Because they fear an udder disaster.

Baron · Sat 06/10/2012 02:26:40

What do you call the variety of cow that has just given birth?

Decalfinated.

Buddum-bum, chi! I'll be here all week. Try the shrimp.

Ponch · Sat 06/10/2012 04:04:19

Just because I've got a couple of beers in me and I refuse to be typecast...

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle

G'night, AGS Community. Sleep tight. I'll be back for more rumpusing tomorrow.

Sane Co. · Sat 06/10/2012 05:16:54

Where do cows eat?
A calfe

Baron · Sun 07/10/2012 02:21:27

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.