Livestock Laughs

[Baron]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

So that's where you've been getting all those great game ideas....  Stay out of my head, man!

Also, I'm changing the name of the thread again, just to keep things fresh.

[Crimson Wizard]

Also, I'm changing the name of the thread again, just to keep things fresh.

....
How do you call it when there are too many cows around?

Livestock Overflow.

[Baron]

Who better to appreciate mixing cow jokes with Star Trek humour than my fellow AGSers:

[Ponch]

Just in time for Halloween! 



Can I take a moment to say that I love that we have a cow thread on the forums? This is how Icey must have felt on IceyDay. 

[Baron]

Ha.  Still, if the straw was long enough I'm sure just about anyone'd find their own trouble eventually.....

[Ponch]

It's a little early for Christmas jokes, but the ghost theme ties in nicely with Halloween. 

[OG]

Code: AGS

function Is_Cow_joke_told()
if (player == cCowjoke) Display("Laugh");
else cDon't_bother.SetAsPlayer();
}

[Ponch]

And this has been another installment of "Coding With Cows". Tune in next week when somebody puts the milking function in repeatedly_execute_always and hijinks ensue! 

[Baron]

Code: AGS

function Is_Cow_joke_told()
if (player == cCowjoke) Display("Laugh");
else cDon't_bother.SetAsPlayer();
}

This code would throw an error on line 3:  there is no circumstance where a cow joke would be told and the laughing would be conditional.

NERD EDIT: Er, and you forgot your opening bracket.  (*Baron makes FRINK NOISE*)

[OG]

Code: AGS

function Is_Cow_joke_told()
if (player == cCowjoke) Display("Laugh");
else cDon't_bother.SetAsPlayer();
}

This code would throw an error on line 3:  there is no circumstance where a cow joke would be told and the laughing would be conditional.

NERD EDIT: Er, and you forgot your opening bracket.  (*Baron makes FRINK NOISE*)

I think from here on in I won't be trying to look smart whilst intoxicated.

We should all learn a valuable lesson from this, folks.

[Anian]

Guys from http://wumocomicstrip.com made a few comics with cows, but sometimes they go to dark places, so here we go too:
Lighter:


Darker:


Dark dark:

Spoiler

[close]

[Baron]

Lighter and Darker are inspired!  Darkest is.... a bit too much.

Here's my daily contribution (ie internet thievery):



And a little something else that's theme related and just plain funny (from my perspective):

[Ponch]

It's getting so dark in this thread.

[Dualnames]

[Baron]

When cows laugh do they squirt milk out their noses?

[Ponch]

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[OG]

This one is pretty bad...

[Baron]

Ah, you crazy girls and your cold-hands-o-phobia.... Makes me laugh every time.

[Ponch]

Mock all you like, Baron. But it's clear to me that you've never been milked by cold hands. Let me tell you, it's quite bracing.

Also, you usually have to pay extra for that sort of thing. 


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[Baron]

Mock all you like, Baron. But it's clear to me that you've never been milked by cold hands. Let me tell you, it's quite bracing.

Fine.  I'll rub my hands together real quick-like the next time I milk you.  Just don't ask me to enjoy it as much without your shrill girlish shrieks and defensive convulsions.

Also, you usually have to pay extra for that sort of thing. 

I'll hold you to that ....next time.



FAIL!