Livestock Laughs

[Ponch]

Suddenly an awkward silence fell over the livestock laughs thread. 


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[Frodo]

What did the cow say to her partner in bed?

Moooove over, darling. 

*groan*   

[Baron]

Suddenly an awkward silence fell over the livestock laughs thread. 

....I'm just going to point out that the solution to your silence problem is a little bit of cold hand action: that's all I'm sayin'.

[Ponch]

Fun fact: Milk comes from more than one critter.



Also, why the hell is Aquaman doing that?! Silly Aquaman! Goats aren't fish! You have no power over them.



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[Baron]

Knock knock!

[Ponch]

Who's there?

[Baron]

Cow goes.

[Ponch]

Cow goes who?

[Baron]

Cow goes who?

No.  Cow goes MOOO!

[Ponch]

 


EDIT:

[Baron]

I don't get it.  Wait..... 



Bizarro is my new favourite cartoonist.

[Ponch]

Less livestock related than cat related, but I stand by my choice nonetheless.





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[Baron]

Gasp!  Is that a cat joke, or a Scottish joke?  Well, if we're running out of grade A beef, I guess we can open the thread up to other domestic animals.....

Here's my two favourite cat ones:

[Ponch]

Boom! Rumpus is back, baby!

[Baron]

How have we neglected this thread for so long?

Why calves don't fake sick: