Yo cats.
This is the second AGS game I've ever finished, the first one being a completely moronic game called Frankenpooper that I've taken down on account of how it was totally stupid. This game is one of two "practice" games I've been working on in order to learn the ins and outs of the AGS scripting language. I took a class on Java programming last year and was able to apply a lot of the core concepts to the AGS language, so I'm actually pretty proud of how this game turned out, at least in technical terms. Nevertheless, I wanted to make a silly game with a silly story to test out my new skills, because I have some ideas for some more serious projects, and I didn't want to attempt any of these ideas until I had a slightly better idea what I was doing.

That said, this is a detective game that centers around a very silly character named Stanley "Frankfurter" Jones. They call him "Frankfurter" because he likes to punch old ladies in the face. He is a special investigator for a super secret branch of the FBI that handles special cases. He is sent to a small town in Ohio called North Weenus in order to investigate the theft of a pair of F. Scott Fitzgerald's overalls from the local historical society. In the process of investigating the McCullogh family household, he uncovers an insidious conspiracy involving the occult.
WARNING:
This game is pretty offensive to the sensibilities of the average person. I honestly think I have tourettes or something like that; I don't even know what is wrong with me, but I feel almost a compulsive need to make up sophomoric and obscene stories that are completely ridiculous and offensive to anyone who might consider themselves to be a halfway-decent person. While the humor in this game could only be truly appreciated by a sociopathic eleven year old, it should probably not be played by children at all, unless you want them to grow up to be as messed up as I am. Seriously; you've been warned. Unless you are the kind of person who, like me, is amused by stupid, gross, offensive things, you probably shouldn't play this game. Possible thematic elements you might be exposed to if you play this game include: explicit dialogue, mild violence, mild sexual situations, explicit references to bestiality, and the utter mutilation of one of America's most treasured literary classics.
ANOTHER, LESS SERIOUS WARNING: This game will take up approximately 250 mb of space on your computer, mostly due to the large soundtrack file. There is a lot of audio in this game, because I am primarily a musician, and as such put a lot of care into the auditory features of all of my projects.
Also, I have tested this game as thoroughly as is humanly possible, and have given it to a couple of my friends to test as well, but like anyone else, I'm not perfect. If you experience any bizarre problems or errors with this game, please let me know, either by PM through the AGS forums, or through my email: quoons@therealmuffin.net.

Features:
- Glorious 3D rendered graphics
- A special case notebook that records important information as you play
- An absolutely ridiculous amount of original music
- An in-game mp3 player to keep track of all of it
- A mildly addictive arcade-style minigame
- A bunch of totally stupid Easter eggs, including an original, unpublished draft of The Great Gatsby on audiobook, hidden throughout the game
- A finite but surprisingly immersive game environment, which I have gone to great pains to make as interactive as is humanly possible
Wow, I almost forgot to post a link. How silly of me.
http://www.therealmuffin.net/games/frankfurter.zipThis game has also been added to the AGS games database.