Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel, VOTE NOW

Andail · Thu 24/10/2013 20:29:08

Insult!
Adeel starts!

Adeel · Thu 24/10/2013 20:36:45

Hey miguel, you look like you need some onions!

Spoiler

Yeah, no rhyming. Don't want to ruin my insults by turning them into a rap song.

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miguel · Fri 25/10/2013 00:39:10

Try looking without sunglasses, you'll see a handsome honest man,
while you're at it, look in a mirror: Burt Reynolds style is soooo clichÃ©!

Adeel · Fri 25/10/2013 00:53:35

Retort:
Well, at least I've got my own style too. Unlike you!

Insult:
No matter how much you bathe, you'll never be able to remove your foul body odour.

miguel · Fri 25/10/2013 12:39:54

Retort:
It is true that I, due to professional reasons, carry the sublime odour of the land. You, on the other hand, smell bad with no particular reason...

Insult:
I knew it from the moment you showed up that you lived in a Hospital for the Mentally Ill, as it can clearly be seen on your profile!

Adeel · Fri 25/10/2013 13:05:36

Retort:
If you would've looked more closely. You would've noticed that I live NEAR the hospital.

Insult:
Even Chuck Norris can't cure your worst eyesight!

Spoiler

Yeah, no rhyme! You can't convince me to turn this good battle into a shit by writing RAP Lines, instead of real man insults.

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miguel · Sat 26/10/2013 11:40:43

Retort:
I can see the Moon, how far is that?

Insult:
You do look like an actor from Godfather, the one everybody despises: John Cazale doing Fredo!

Adeel · Sat 26/10/2013 13:23:55

Retort:
Well, at least I resemble a human. You look like a potato.

Insult:
Have you learnt the proper grammar yet? Or should I send a teacher?

miguel · Sun 27/10/2013 11:46:53

Retort:
Manly insults don't need proper grammar, besides you'd probably send your Dance Instructor!

Insult:
There's nothing wrong with your avatar, just find out who you really are! But then, don't tell me I didn't warned you.

Adeel · Sun 27/10/2013 12:15:25

Retort:
Thanks, but I already know who I am. Look at yourself, you're older than Burt Reynolds!

Insult:
I've seen kids insult more better than you.

(looks like we both are obsessed with each other's avatar!)

miguel · Sun 27/10/2013 22:16:36

Retort:
Yeah, I'm sure you've been insulted by kids!

Insult:
Would you mind using a surgeon mask? I can smell your breath through my speakers!

I guess we both have awesome avatars!

Adeel · Tue 29/10/2013 19:36:15

Retort:
I'm not a bad breather. Wipe the goo, off your speaker!

Insult:
Oh, so you've got a girlfriend? That's good to hear. I'm sure she's 'handy'!

(We should increase our rate of replies. What do you say?)

Insult competition round 2, Miguel vs Adeel, VOTE NOW

Did either of these morons produce any decent mockery? Probably not, but vote anyway!