News Of Teh Worlds!

Started by miguel, Sat 15/02/2014 00:56:39

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miguel

Do you know the funny news talkshows like Leno or Conan have?
Let's do it here!

The only rules are:
-show headlines only;
-news must be taken from real newspapers/sites, you can't make one in photoshop;
-serious news aren't allowed;



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qptain Nemo



Spoiler
I'm a terrible person.
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miguel

Now I know I was right not to vote for Girl&Rabbit.
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Ghost


miguel

If this was in Portugal the Testicle Armageddon would be upon us!
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Crimson Wizard

#5
This reminds me the classic Russian "yellow press" newsline from mid-90-ies. It was the time when russians got rid of communist tyranny and learnt what it is to be free. Sort of.

http://pikabu.ru/view/vampirpederast_971911

Rough translation:
"GAY-VAMPIRE"
"The military pilot bit 9 bikers to death in search for orgasm".

Khris


miguel

Thanks CW and Khris! Great entries!
Khris you don't have to use that Mirror News page, the original place where you got it is fine.
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Ewery1

It's not a picture, I'm too lazy to take screenshots atm but:

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key: I Am Not A Shapeshifting Space Reptile

Ghost

#9
Quote from: Ewery1 on Tue 18/02/2014 02:38:16
I'm too lazy to take screenshots

ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!1111 (laugh)

Edit:
Ninja-Edited for teh evulz!

Edit2:
edit.

miguel

I've lost control of the situation!
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Problem

So, what happens to people who lose control of a situation... in your country?

miguel

I know, I'm getting restless here, but I still have faith on this thread!
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Baron

OFF COME THE TESTICLES!!!!!

Problem

This would make for a great news headline.

miguel

C'mon guys, keep the news coming, my balls are in peril!

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Khris

I'm breaking the headline only rule to post this classic:

[bacon][/bacon]

Monsieur OUXX

Hey! Selmiak's in the newspapers!


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MAN SPENDS 3 YEARS MAKING A FULL-LENGTH POINT-N-CLICK, THEN GETS FAMOUS FOR RELEASING A MINUTE-MADE ONE-ROOM GAME.
A man was arrested yesterday while he was wandering naked on the streets in a state of extreme confusion. Later during questioning he said to the policemen: "... and to believe that all I had to do was releasing Don't Push The Button!".






 

selmiak

damned intertubes, the news spread faster than with the speed of light...   :P


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