Oceanspirit Dennis : Canon Fodder !!!!1! BALLISTIC NIPPLES

Monsieur OUXX · Thu 20/03/2014 23:38:00

FEATURES:
- the lamest Dennis sprites to-date
- Dennis finally meets his mom
- a very bad impersonation of the Angry German kid
- FMV! (Full Motion Video, for those born after the 90's. Yes, I'm talking about you. Shame on you.)
- Lots and lots of DLC's
- Lots and lots of hairgel
- A big sword... and the possibility to use it to cut stuff!
- no J-RPG fight at all (or your money back)
- ALL CHARACTERS HAVE RECORDED VOICES! ...But not the way you imagine

I NEED A MUSICIAN! I'm doing the whole game by myself but I just can't make music

One or two silly tunes in the style of Goblins 3 would be awesome, deadly, and utterly exhilerating.

miguel · Thu 20/03/2014 23:47:19

I sense a gigantic wave of OSD material coming up soon!
My OSD project has recorded voices as well...but not the way you imagine, too. Could it be we had the same idea?

kconan · Fri 21/03/2014 00:19:00

Looks like fun, and I love the mad scientist sprite!

Monsieur OUXX · Fri 21/03/2014 09:37:42

Quote from: kconan on Fri 21/03/2014 00:19:00
I love the mad scientist sprite!

Someones doesn't know their classics!

Darth Mandarb · Fri 21/03/2014 11:55:49

I'm going to nip the inevitable off-topic flood this ... genre... of games always starts.

If there is any nonsense (off topic, rambling, trolling, etc) I'm just going to delete the posts (and lock the thread if it gets too out of hand).

Stay on target and talk about this game, and this game only.

Monsieur OUXX · Fri 21/03/2014 12:42:01

"OSD": FEAR in three letters for any sane moderator.

Having said that, this is a real game, and it's about 50% complete :

Start-up work: (scripting the gui, drawing the main character, etc. -- usually the longest thing to do) DONE
Backgrounds : 2 out of 5.
Puzzle design: DONE
music : still missing.

Dualnames · Fri 21/03/2014 23:49:39

The backgrounds look really good btw, regardless of the troll universe.

Ghost · Sat 22/03/2014 00:43:51

You had me at "Achievement: Background". I imagine that you can "upgrade" the game looks in some way (?) and I think it's a very cool idea.

There was some browser game back then where you started with a simple "stickman" game and had to buy every little extra, from menu screens to sound effects, with in-game currency. Would be interesting to see that in a game notorious for its mix-and-match look

Monsieur OUXX · Sat 22/03/2014 01:11:03

Quote from: Dualnames on Fri 21/03/2014 23:49:39
The backgrounds look really good btw, regardless of the troll universe.

Thanks. But... Please, tell me you've recognized the lava background?

@ghost: yes, Dennis being the sucker he is, needs ot download his own game bit by bit. But sometimes the downloads don't go as expected

Adeel · Sat 22/03/2014 12:33:10

Quote from: Monsieur OUXX on Sat 22/03/2014 01:11:03
Thanks. But... Please, tell me you've recognized the lava background?

I recognized the background immediately when I saw it. PM me the link to these ripped files too!

selmiak · Sat 22/03/2014 14:31:01

You did a great job on that glowing lava background! Keep it up, this is gonna be good!

AprilSkies · Sat 22/03/2014 16:46:14

The lava background comes from the Fate of Atlantis

isn't it?

Monsieur OUXX · Sat 22/03/2014 22:23:17

Quote from: AprilSkies on Sat 22/03/2014 16:46:14
The lava background comes from the Fate of Atlantis isn't it?

Obviously!

(at last!

) (selmiak I see what you did there, you big troll)
That's just for the intro though. There will be 3 or 4 exclusive backgrounds.

Monsieur OUXX · Wed 26/03/2014 22:52:39

OK so I've just added a feature that allows Dennis to cut any element present in the set in two with his giant sword. Samurai style!
Fully-destroyable set.

The only problem now is... It's SO pleasurable and fun to cut trees, lamp posts, bushes and rabbits, that I can't stop doing it and the progress of the project is very slow

Ghost · Thu 27/03/2014 00:08:19

Quote from: Monsieur OUXX on Wed 26/03/2014 22:52:39
The only problem now is... It's SO pleasurable and fun to cut trees, lamp posts, bushes and rabbits, that I can't stop doing it and the progress of the project is very slow

Sounds awesome!
When a throwaway (?) feature becomes so satisfying you should run with it and milk it for all it's worth! Allow for combos! Make hidden sequences where cutting x, y, and z result in... something! Add a score for rapid cutting- you see where this is going!

Myshkin · Thu 27/03/2014 06:05:49

Hey Monsieur, this looks like fun

-- I'm interested in doing some music for you if you haven't got anyone yet. Sent you a PM

Monsieur OUXX · Thu 27/03/2014 09:24:13

Quote from: Ghost on Thu 27/03/2014 00:08:19
Add a score for rapid cutting- you see where this is going!

Good idea. I'll see what I can do!

Snarky · Thu 27/03/2014 12:34:16

Looks sexcyllent!

The ability to randomly slice apart different bits of the environment is a great example of what I would consider a good pointless feature.

Monsieur OUXX · Thu 27/03/2014 23:00:31

Every serious AGS-er should recognize the threat that this rabbit represents

monkey424 · Fri 28/03/2014 10:23:09

Egads! Why, it's that wascally wabbit! Back to edumacate us once again!

dactylopus · Fri 28/03/2014 11:17:30

This looks like a really fun game. I'm looking forward to taking a slice out of that no-good rabbit! Nice work, OUXX!

Monsieur OUXX · Sun 30/03/2014 09:04:02

Another guest star!
Say hello to Heroine's Quest's Fremont, the mediocre bridge-keeper!

Tabata · Sun 30/03/2014 09:42:57

WOW!

This ist becomming a coooooool game!

Now waiting for the awesomeness to happen

Radiant · Sun 30/03/2014 22:13:51

Quote from: Monsieur OUXX on Sun 30/03/2014 09:04:02

*Thrivaldi Sign Of Approval*

(but Fremont always has some kind of shield

)

Monsieur OUXX · Mon 31/03/2014 00:12:25

Quote from: Radiant on Sun 30/03/2014 22:13:51
*Thrivaldi Sign Of Approval*
(but Fremont always has some kind of shield )

I was sort-of hoping you guys wouldn't read that post beofre the game release, that would have been a nice surprise for you

(well yes it doesn't make much sense after posting that screenshot).

It's true, Fremont doesn't have a shield there. I got lazy when fitting the sprite... Worse: in the game files, he's called cThrivaldi. Shame on me!

Monsieur OUXX · Fri 11/04/2014 17:09:28

BALLISTIC NIPPLES

[imgzoom]http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8da59039c040d9b78303a69da5476a6/tumblr_n3vnxnFhgf1tsfksfo1_1280.png[/imgzoom]

DEAL WITH IT.

Two updates:
1) I just added a shield for Fremont. And I bet this time nobody can go past it!
2) I just added a minigame so you all better start practicing your Gorilla skills to beat it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDc3ZEKl-Wc

selmiak · Fri 11/04/2014 19:56:04

great! Please add funky animated sperms as cannonballs when you make us play around with dennis' nipples already

Monsieur OUXX · Sat 12/04/2014 11:05:11

Quote from: selmiak on Fri 11/04/2014 19:56:04
Please add funky animated sperms as cannonballs.

No way! Do not confuse randomness and bad taste!

selmiak · Sat 12/04/2014 17:55:01

qptain Nemo · Wed 16/04/2014 20:53:17

The second screenshot in the original post made me laugh like an idiot. And the reference to G&R is a flattering surprise.

Looking forward to this.

Quote from: Monsieur OUXX on Sat 12/04/2014 11:05:11
Quote from: selmiak on Fri 11/04/2014 19:56:04
Please add funky animated sperms as cannonballs.
No way! Do not confuse randomness and bad taste!

I'm sure Dennis thinks sperm tastes alright