Swaggy

[Atelier]

On a scale of 1 - 10, how much swag d'yal; have?

[Calin Leafshade]

Look at my avatar.

Shit like that cannot be assigned a value.

[Gurok]

Calin, not assigning a value is for wimps.

My swag level has a value and that value is 9.9999999999. You need a double precision float to store that shit. I even increment it by 1 and cause a swag overflow.

Ima' call you Constance 'cause you need to learn how to declare one. Hit me up when you manage to keep it real.

#yolo #swag-diss

[Atelier]

I even increment it by 1 and cause a swag overflow.

This is gold, such a swaggy thing to say.

[Ben X]

I'm a 4

[monkey424]

I'm a 1.618 (or an approximate of the golden ratio). Yes, not very swagy I'm afraid.

[faerieevenstar]

Is it possible to have negative swag?

[Atelier]

Is it possible to have negative swag?

Well, negative swag means you don't care about accruing swag, so paradoxically negative swag is actually positive swag.

This will help you increase your swag rating:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Super-Swagilistic-Hella-Dopeness-Tshirt/dp/B00EF7UY5A

PS. I genuinely just bought this shirt, I saw a tank top version on imgur.

[Adeel]

Call me an old fashioned teenager, but I like Suits (i.e. Coat and Pants).

This swag culture nothing but pure crap. It's ruining class. It has stopped producing classy people. I hate it.

[Baron]

What is swag, anyway?  Isn't that just slang for junk?  And isn't junk just slang for manly genitals?  So in that case....

Look at my avatar.

...Calin has one of those funny cat penises that can retract inside himself when not in use (or being bathed ).

Calin, not assigning a value is for wimps.  My swag level has a value and that value is 9.9999999999.

...Gurok seems to have had some sort of metric surgical enhancement because he likes to compare with others.

I'm a 4

...Ben needs to come to terms with the dimensions of his own body, and accept that he just has to be the best gosh darn 4 there is.

I'm a 1.618 (or an approximate of the golden ratio). Yes, not very swagy I'm afraid.

...Monkey424 is presumably still prepubescent and likely has a bright future of swagginess ahead of him.

Is it possible to have negative swag?

...Faerievenstar might be a female, and therefore negative swag is entirely appropriate.

Call me an old fashioned teenager, but I like Suits (i.e. Coat and Pants).

This swag culture nothing but pure crap. It's ruining class. It has stopped producing classy people. I hate it.

...Adeel seems to enjoy dressing his swag up, although it seems to be a love-hate relationship he shares with his swag.  He resents the attention both his and other dude's swag demand from society in general, and the deleterious effect that is having on people's manners.

On a scale of 1 - 10, how much swag d'yal; have?

...Atelier is paranoid of crotch-stuffers and wants them to announce themselves so that he can sleep better at night.

[Adeel]

Call me an old fashioned teenager, but I like Suits (i.e. Coat and Pants).

This swag culture nothing but pure crap. It's ruining class. It has stopped producing classy people. I hate it.

...Adeel seems to enjoy dressing his swag up, although it seems to be a love-hate relationship he shares with his swag.  He resents the attention both his and other dude's swag demand from society in general, and the deleterious effect that is having on people's manners.

This "swag" and "yolo" culture is deleterious to a persons mental health, that I'm quite sure of. Dressing up like over grown toddlers is nothing but pure craziness. I envy the times when a proper coat, shirt and pant along with a fedora hat (optional) was a classy thing. Where is the world heading to?

Tell me, are the following people not classy?

[imgzoom]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YDd6HCF59Qk/TVfTnooe5mI/AAAAAAAAAIU/x3-szNND4LA/s1600/images.jpg[/imgzoom]

Pictured above: Mohammad Ali Jinnah - The Founder of Pakistan

[imgzoom]http://londonist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/godfather-part-II-e1390582279956.jpg[/imgzoom]

Pictured above: Al Pacino - The Protagonist of The Godfather

[faerieevenstar]

Might be a female? Heh. That tickled me. I AM female, but thanks for not jumping to conclusions on gender! Can women not have swag? I wasn't entirely sure... I assumed it was what the cool kids were using to denote being fashionable or hip...

[Gurok]

This swag culture nothing but pure crap. It's ruining class. It has stopped producing classy people. I hate it.

I tip my fedora to you, Adeel.

[Baron]

Might be a female? Heh. That tickled me. I AM female, but thanks for not jumping to conclusions on gender!

Officially there are no girls on the internet.  Unless the rules of the internet are not being followed anymore...? (*gasp!* )

Sorry for any unintended offence.

@Adeel: I was reading too quickly and for a moment was wondering how Al Pacino had time to found Pakistan between busy sets at the movie studio....

[Mati256]

Call me an old fashioned teenager, but I like Suits (i.e. Coat and Pants).

This swag culture nothing but pure crap. It's ruining class. It has stopped producing classy people. I hate it.

...Adeel seems to enjoy dressing his swag up, although it seems to be a love-hate relationship he shares with his swag.  He resents the attention both his and other dude's swag demand from society in general, and the deleterious effect that is having on people's manners.

This "swag" and "yolo" culture is deleterious to a persons mental health, that I'm quite sure of. Dressing up like over grown toddlers is nothing but pure craziness. I envy the times when a proper coat, shirt and pant along with a fedora hat (optional) was a classy thing. Where is the world heading to?

Tell me, are the following people not classy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9cP-1kC3So

[faerieevenstar]

Takes more than that to offend me dude I play World Of Warcaft, you can't offend easily and play that or you'd sit and cry the whole time

Yeah, totes no girls on the interwebs. I must actually be a guy.. but these boobs seem to conflict with that! Oh what a conundrum!

Might be a female? Heh. That tickled me. I AM female, but thanks for not jumping to conclusions on gender!

Officially there are no girls on the internet.  Unless the rules of the internet are not being followed anymore...? (*gasp!* )

Sorry for any unintended offence.

[Atelier]

By the way, just in case anybody thought I'm genuinely trying to bolster my swag, I'm wearing the t-shirt so ironically it may burn me.

[Ghost]

I have 1D6+12 of SWAG.