Corrupt-A-wish!

Wyz · Mon 16/02/2015 20:39:09

Granted, you are a tenth of a nanometre taller.

I wish I had a SD card containing a copy of every book ever written in PDF format.

Snarky · Mon 16/02/2015 20:45:35

Granted, but they're all under DRM and you can't open them.

I wish to bring back all the species that have been driven to extinction by humanity.

Snarky · Tue 17/02/2015 00:13:22

Quote from: HanaIndyana on Mon 16/02/2015 20:50:17
Granted. They know what we did, and now they are out for revenge.

I wish I could come up with an un-corruptible wish.

Quote from: Mandle on Mon 16/02/2015 23:21:32
Granted. You make an un-corruptible wish. You have killed off a popular thread in the AGS forums and the community is pissed!

GAME OVER

Quote from: selmiak on Tue 17/02/2015 00:03:00

I wish I could currupt HanaIndyana's wish!

Granted! But I go crazy with mod power and delete all the posts!

I wish life had the ability to go back and edit.

Creamy · Tue 17/02/2015 00:29:59

Granted, but life is a b**ch and all the changes she decides to make are for the worst.

I wish I had 1.000.000 wishes.

Stupot · Tue 17/02/2015 01:33:55

Granted, but the wish Gods use the English numbering format using commas, so you still only get one wish.

I wish I had a Doner kebab right now.

AprilSkies · Tue 17/02/2015 08:32:09

Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish I had a not poisoned Doner kebab right now.

Wyz · Tue 17/02/2015 18:16:51

Granted, but it tastes horribly.
I wish I had a tasty, not poisoned Doner kebab right now.

Haggis · Tue 17/02/2015 18:55:30

Granted, but it is made from human flesh.

I wish

Spoiler

Santa Claus was real and visited every day.

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Eric · Tue 17/02/2015 20:05:34

Granted, but....

I wish for the person who replies to this has a great day.

Stupot · Thu 19/02/2015 01:38:40

Granted, today has already been good for me, and I trust it will continue. Thanks, Eric. Unfortunately, you are likely to befall some minor inconvenience or two before the day is out, but you'll live.

I wish more people were nice like Eric.

Eric · Thu 19/02/2015 19:26:38

Granted. You made this wish on a day when I literally tried to catch a closing door for someone coming through and accidentally wound up giving someone else a bruised nose when I pushed it open. Now more people will be nice with horrific, unintended consequences.

I wish we had British chocolate in America.

Snarky · Thu 19/02/2015 19:49:15

Granted. (Since English chocolate is already pretty bad, consider the wish pre-corrupted.)

I wish I could program by simply telling the computer what I want it to do, and it just works.

Cassiebsg · Thu 19/02/2015 20:09:56

Granted! Unfortunately you lost your voice.

I wish for the next person to wish a wish.

Haggis · Thu 19/02/2015 20:34:45

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

I wish all my wishes were corrupted.

Stupot · Fri 20/02/2015 00:18:27

Granted, and you end up getting hired as the resident genie for FIFA.

~~I wish everyone would leave #gamergate in 2014.~~

No? Okay:
I wish someone would start this thread going again.

Mandle · Thu 26/02/2015 01:47:27

Granted: But the thread is locked by mods 3 seconds later.

I wish for the next poster to corrupt their own wish.

AprilSkies · Thu 26/02/2015 10:02:28

Granted: my wish was Mandle becoming rich and famous.. a pity it was corrupted

I wish I had no wishes

Mandle · Thu 26/02/2015 12:33:21

Granted: Now the next time the first star of the evening appears it implodes into a black hole instantly before you notice it to prevent your wish. Thus the second visible star becomes the first so it also implodes into a black hole before you notice it and are able to attempt a wish. A chain reaction starts: Every visible star imploding in order of visibility, and at the same time black holes increasing massively in number. The entire visible universe is soon swallowed as if down a huge galaxy-wide drain...You have just destroyed the entire universe...

I wish the word "giggle" did not exist. "Giggling" is still possible but simply has no name except for the normal one of "laughing". So basically yeah, verbally there is no distinction between "laughing" and "giggling". Both are just called "laughing".

Eric · Thu 26/02/2015 19:29:19

Granted. Now we have lost one of the all-time great bits of television dialogue. Thanks a lot.

I wish I had remembered to pack my lunch this morning.

Stupot · Thu 26/02/2015 22:05:10

Granted, but it gives you the runs.

I wish I could have one more hour in bed and still be on time for work.