Rhyming Challenge

Started by Tournk, Wed 24/02/2016 03:05:33

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Tournk

Let's play the rhyming challenge. First, someone gives a word, then the next person tries to make a short poem (or a sentence) with that word. And then, give another word. Oh yeah, it must rhyme (duh!).

For example :

word > light
sentence > I was playing my kite, but I was blinded by the light, I let go and now it's out of sight.

Ok, I'll start.

Next word : Fire
Reaction is always funny.

Stupot

#1
Whenever a song has the word 'fire'
The next line always ends with 'desire'
But I'm not so crap
I'm the king of rap
Oh, who am I kidding...
Desire.

Next word: killing

Gurok

Farmers: Those who do the tilling and make a killing billing the unwilling.

Next word: Feet.
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Kumpel

#3
Okay, so that "fire" took me way too long!

In Hilton Street there is a house, with wooden frames all black.
The lovely dame that lived there once, is never coming back.

Every day she gave out coins to compensate two boys.
But shopping for the Granny Smith won't make the cost of toys.
"Dude, two bucks is not enough", the smaller one then said.
With a pretty nasty grin agreed the older lad.

When Lady Betty did her walk into the lovely morning sun,
the foxy kids sneaked in the house and the tragedy had begun.

Searching through old Lady's junk they came across a jar,
that - standing on a kitchen rack - was out of reach by far.
"That glass is full of dollar coins!" the smaller one assumed,
Some sturdy can beside the stove looked good at first, but quickly they were doomed.

While older boy stood on the can to get the treasure trove,
the smaller tried to hold that thing - and then he hit the stove.
As they got that worthy jar and sacked the coins inside,
the can's content - still on the stove - met a naturally might.

In Hilton Street there burned a house, two boys died in one whack.
The lovely dame that lived there once, is never coming back.
In Hilton Street there burned a house, the event, they say, was dire.
A can of oil, put on a stove, has been the cause of fire.


and to continue:

Have you ever heard the beat of four squaredancing feet?
No? So better go with speed to a dance school meet and greet!

next word : attempt :=



Tournk

It was horrible to see, how they failed their first attempt,
Tough though they might be, it was a horrid event,


,,this so hard.

next word : Glass
Reaction is always funny.

Gribbler

I took a book and sit on the grass
Opened the bottle and filled up the glass

next word: Orange

Danvzare

I was sitting on my stool while eating my orange,
When someone came in and squeaked the door hinge.

I dropped my orange and it went splat,
Causing the juice to squirt all over my lap.

Now I'm wet, and this rhyme sounds vulgar,
I better stop, before I'm actually over.

Next word: Custard

Jack

It looked like a whole room covered in custard
When I used the microwave to heat up some mustard

Next word: Fife

Kumpel

A Shire lies between two Firths. The one of Tay and that of Forth. It's Fife.
It once was the garden of Scota, a pharaos daughter, mother of the Gaels and their father Goídel Glas's wife.

Next word: Play

Jack

The world is a complex place
With a lot of things at play
Of all the things you think you've seen
The real shit will come in may

Next word: Insurance

Kumpel

She saw his BMW
and thought "This is my lucky chance",
fiddled with a break pedal screw
and sacked a neat life insurance.

next word: reason

Jack

People want to know why all the fuss
Then I guess there's no reason
When Georgie sold his dream to satan
Why we considered it treason

> Havana

Kumpel

Noisy stomping hippo feet
trembling the savannah.
if I only had a nice
cigar in havana...

> breakthrough

CaptainD

I was racing to make a breakthrough
But had trouble with my brake crew
Got distracted by the lovely lake view
Now I'm surrounded by a hake zoo

>Armadillo
 

Kumpel

Not as hard as armadill-oh.
Very nice to take a chill, oh.
Stuff some soft stuff in, it will, oh
becoming a dreamlike sleeping pillow!

>Prehistoric

Jack

Was messing with this machine
Settings real and metaphoric
Turned out to be a time device
Now I'm stuck in the prehistoric

> Convergence

Haggis

#16
The dinosaurs were prehistoric
Their roars considered stereophonic
But to try and create one would be moronic
Because they'd probably eat ewe [sic]

New word: Gondola

Edit: I was too slow! Dammit.
Edit 2: and my last line probably didn't rhyme... but that did... I think

EDIT 3:

The last two posts suffered a convergence
Which resulted in a problematic divergence
Which new word to use?
It was sure to confuse?
Problem solved by this third edits emergence

New word: Gondola (again)

Jack

Wha gwaan me breda
I an I is floating inna gondola
Pushin' de ting is dis sexy gyal
But she won' let me fondle ha'

> Fits

Jack

When we started cloning politicians
All people would break out in fits
They now like the Sarahs and Hillaries
But they keep returning the Mitts

> Forthwith

Kumpel

Who's using something like "forthwith"?
Your choice o' word it seems so stiff!
Something even Shakespeare (profession: wordsmith)
worked only twentyfour times with
and this will not be the twentyfifths!

>Slime





Jack

What's this about slime?
That word ain't worth a dime
Come on, gimme something fine
Then hold on tight while I bust a rhyme

> Shudder

Haggis

#21
A mighty fine word is shudder
A good example of onomatopoeia
It's a boat grounding on a reef without a rudder
Or the physical disgust of drinking milk straight from the udder

Edit: oh and the new word is...
> insania

Jack

When black is white
All consumed with mania
When wrong is right
You're living in insania

> Bodacious

Kumpel

And here it comes...
Jack, that's really bodacious!
You choose the next word
and the thread becomes fugacious!

:= := :=

> Diary


Babar

Diary, I punched a hole in the sky
A bolt fell down and cracked a tree
Now the swans are flying high
Soon I'll join them and be free
Then, dear diary, I'll identify
The next game in line for me

Next word: antimony
The ultimate Professional Amateur

Now, with his very own game: Alien Time Zone

Jack

#25
Settled in Egypt, they worshipped cats
And stained their sockets with antimony
Then migrated north, to colder lands
There taken over by fearful sanctimony

> Nugget

Jack

The word is too difficult
Hoped you might've dug it
I set the challenge for Babar
But he can't rhyme with nugget

> Saviour

Haggis

Dusting off your saviour
Forgiving any behavior
Wait... I stole these lyrics from my neighbour
He was a Red Hot Chili Peppiour

Kumpel


Haggis

Doh!

er...

The next word is Kumpel!

Kumpel

I see, what you did
and it shows me your wit.
Taking the word kumpel
proves your taste very well.

> Haggis

gameboy

The results o' last year's MAGGIES
Sweeter than a plate of tasty haggis
A tear o'joy slid down my face
Great chieftain o' the puddin'-race

> Malaise

Jack

It's back and forth
Stuck in dreary malaise
Time to step into
The sun's giving rays

> Codger

Danvzare

Figuring out a rhyme
That is utterly sublime
And works with codger
Is like trying to find a lodger
Who will always pay on time

> Hitherto

Jack

Invented yellow journalism
Still a dick hitherto
Really sought his rosebud
And croaked at Xanadu

> Fulminate

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