How would you explain that..?

Jack · Sat 09/04/2016 03:30:03

Quote from: Kumpel on Sat 09/04/2016 02:17:54
Thats not dynamite. It's a candle! Happy Birthday!
Hey, why are you getting so nervous now?

The wick is burning too quickly.
Why are you running away?

Danvzare · Sat 09/04/2016 11:20:45

Quote from: Jack on Sat 09/04/2016 03:30:03
The wick is burning too quickly.
Why are you running away?

I'm running away because there's a ten foot spider behind you.
And why is there a ten foot spider behind you?

miguel · Sat 09/04/2016 11:29:12

Spiders are attracted to high levels of testosterone.
Sorry to touch your nose but do my fingers smell like ass?

Jack · Sat 09/04/2016 12:10:06

No, but it sure is a distinctive aroma.
What have you been doing with them?

miguel · Sat 09/04/2016 12:33:26

After I farted in your face I checked for side-effects,
you're not upset I'm touching your lips?

Jack · Sat 09/04/2016 12:40:18

No, but the spider is starting to palpate my head.
Why don't your lips move when you speak?

Danvzare · Sun 10/04/2016 10:38:14

Because that's a mannequin, I'm over here.
Why are you glowing?

Jack · Sun 10/04/2016 12:59:16

Because I'm seven months pregnant.
Why are you touching the mannequin like that?

Kumpel · Mon 02/05/2016 12:08:04

Cuz I wanna get pregnant too!
Why are you buzzing all of a sudden?

Jack · Mon 02/05/2016 17:16:17

Because I had half a bottle of wine.
Why are your eyebrows doing that?

Kumpel · Tue 03/05/2016 06:55:18

I am sure, my eyebrows are fine.
But that is not wine in your hand, is it?

Danvzare · Tue 03/05/2016 11:33:45

Of course it's wine. I just like drinking it out of a mouthwash bottle.
Where have your eyebrows gone?

Jack · Tue 03/05/2016 18:24:27

To Greece, on vacation.
Why is your wine blue?

Stupot · Thu 05/05/2016 00:04:40

Because there has been a recent loss in the wine family.
How do you do what you do to me?

SinSin · Thu 05/05/2016 00:29:14

I wish I knew!!
Who is that on the telephone??

Jack · Thu 05/05/2016 01:49:36

The creator of AGS.
Why does Chris Jones want you assassinated?

SinSin · Thu 05/05/2016 13:30:40

because I know too much!!
Is that a three headed monkey?

Kumpel · Fri 06/05/2016 13:50:30

Of course! I stole it from the 90s.
Are these dancing red dots normal, that just appeared at your forehead?