The "Black Stories" crime riddles thread

Started by Kumpel, Mon 13/03/2017 23:07:23

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Mandle

#800
Does it have anything to do with aliens?
Did an alien come out of his stomach?
Is he being operated on?

dayowlron

did someone kill him then slice his stomach open to retrieve something the man swallowed?
was it cut open by a knife?
was it an accident?
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Sinitrena

Case 23

He lies on the bed. His stomach was slit open. What happened?

Yes
Was it cut open by a knife?


No
Does it have anything to do with aliens?
Did an alien come out of his stomach?
Is he being operated on?
Did someone kill him then slice his stomach open to retrieve something the man swallowed?
Was it an accident?

Snarky


CaptainD

Was "he" always a he?
Was he, by virtue of being biologically a woman / by some kind of scientific experiment, pregnant?
 

Sinitrena

Case 23

He lies on the bed. His stomach was slit open. What happened?

Yes
Was it cut open by a knife?


No
Does it have anything to do with aliens?
Did an alien come out of his stomach?
Is he being operated on?
Did someone kill him then slice his stomach open to retrieve something the man swallowed?
Was it an accident?
Is "he" a human?
Is he alive?
Was "he" always a he?
Was he, by virtue of being biologically a woman / by some kind of scientific experiment, pregnant?

Mandle

Is he about to be eaten by someone/something?
Is the "bed" an actual bed( i.e: Not a bed of flowers/bed of salad/etc)?
Was he ever alive?

dayowlron

Is he an animal?
is he real? (not a fantasy being)
is he inorganic?
Pro is the opposite of Con                       Kids of today are so much different
This fact can clearly be seen,                  Don't you know?
If progress means to move forward         Just ask them where they are from
Then what does congress mean?             And they tell you where you can go.  --Nipsey Russell

Sinitrena

Case 23

He lies on the bed. His stomach was slit open. What happened?

Yes
Was it cut open by a knife?
Is the "bed" an actual bed( i.e: Not a bed of flowers/bed of salad/etc)?
Is he an animal?*
Is he real? (not a fantasy being)
Is he inorganic?


No
Does it have anything to do with aliens?
Did an alien come out of his stomach?
Is he being operated on?
Did someone kill him then slice his stomach open to retrieve something the man swallowed?
Was it an accident?
Is "he" a human?
Is he alive?
Was "he" always a he?
Was he, by virtue of being biologically a woman / by some kind of scientific experiment, pregnant?
Is he about to be eaten by someone/something?
Was he ever alive?
Is he an animal?*


*These questions are both yes and no.

Mandle

Is he a statue?
Is he a statue of an animal?
Does this have anything to do with Little Red Riding Hood?

dayowlron

#810
Is he a stuffed animal?

EDIT: did they have to open him up to replace the batteries?
Pro is the opposite of Con                       Kids of today are so much different
This fact can clearly be seen,                  Don't you know?
If progress means to move forward         Just ask them where they are from
Then what does congress mean?             And they tell you where you can go.  --Nipsey Russell

NightHawk


Mandle

AH! A teddy bear! Of course!

So:

Was he cut open by it's owner?
Was the owner a child?
Was the child in a fit of anger?

Sinitrena

Case 23

He lies on the bed. His stomach was slit open. What happened?

Yes
Was it cut open by a knife?
Is the "bed" an actual bed( i.e: Not a bed of flowers/bed of salad/etc)?
Is he an animal?*
Is he real? (not a fantasy being)
Is he inorganic?
Is he a stuffed animal?
AH! A teddy bear! Of course! (That technically wasn't a question, but, oh, whatever...)


No
Does it have anything to do with aliens?
Did an alien come out of his stomach?
Is he being operated on?
Did someone kill him then slice his stomach open to retrieve something the man swallowed?
Was it an accident?
Is "he" a human?
Is he alive?
Was "he" always a he?
Was he, by virtue of being biologically a woman / by some kind of scientific experiment, pregnant?
Is he about to be eaten by someone/something?
Was he ever alive?
Is he an animal?*
Is he a statue?
Is he a statue of an animal?
Does this have anything to do with Little Red Riding Hood?
Did they have to open him up to replace the batteries? (Do you slit stuffed animals open to replace batteries? That seems kind of brutal.  8-0)
Was it used to smuggle something?
Was he cut open by it's owner?
Was the owner a child?
Was the child in a fit of anger?


*These questions are both yes and no.

dayowlron

Quote from: Sinitrena on Thu 20/04/2017 19:13:54
Did they have to open him up to replace the batteries? (Do you slit stuffed animals open to replace batteries? That seems kind of brutal.  8-0)

Technically I have seen some teddy bears where they open up around the stomach area to replace batteries but they have velcro to put them back so guess that one fails on cut open by a knife, but someone could cut it open with a knife.

Anyways,
what we know so far: a teddy bear cut open by a knife on purpose at the stomach region is laying on a bed and not cut open by the owner, was not used for smuggling. so why would a stranger cut open a teddy bear he did not own...

My questions:
Was the "bed" located in a store?
did the teddy bear lose a lot of stuffing?
was the bed owned by the owner of the bear?
Pro is the opposite of Con                       Kids of today are so much different
This fact can clearly be seen,                  Don't you know?
If progress means to move forward         Just ask them where they are from
Then what does congress mean?             And they tell you where you can go.  --Nipsey Russell

Tabata

Don't know the english term (and don't trust Google anymore) but you might call those peoples profession a puppet doctor or teddy doctor. They are repairing worthy teddies/puppets and it seems to be the case here. So: Is it a surgery of a teddy in a special 'teddy-hospital'?

Mandle

Was the bear manufactured with the slit already in the stomach?
Is it a Care Bear?
Is it a special bear you give to a child who is in hospital for an operation?

Sinitrena

Case 23

He lies on the bed. His stomach was slit open. What happened?

Yes
Was it cut open by a knife?
Is the "bed" an actual bed( i.e: Not a bed of flowers/bed of salad/etc)?
Is he an animal?*
Is he real? (not a fantasy being)
Is he inorganic?
Is he a stuffed animal?
AH! A teddy bear! Of course!
Did the teddy bear lose a lot of stuffing?
Was the bed owned by the owner of the bear?


No
Does it have anything to do with aliens?
Did an alien come out of his stomach?
Is he being operated on?
Did someone kill him then slice his stomach open to retrieve something the man swallowed?
Was it an accident?
Is "he" a human?
Is he alive?
Was "he" always a he?
Was he, by virtue of being biologically a woman / by some kind of scientific experiment, pregnant?
Is he about to be eaten by someone/something?
Was he ever alive?
Is he an animal?*
Is he a statue?
Is he a statue of an animal?
Does this have anything to do with Little Red Riding Hood?
Did they have to open him up to replace the batteries?
Was it used to smuggle something?
Was he cut open by it's owner?
Was the owner a child?
Was the child in a fit of anger?
Was the "bed" located in a store?
Is it a surgery of a teddy in a special 'teddy-hospital'?
Was the bear manufactured with the slit already in the stomach?
Is it a Care Bear?
Is it a special bear you give to a child who is in hospital for an operation?


dayowlron

was the bear used to hold something of value?
Pro is the opposite of Con                       Kids of today are so much different
This fact can clearly be seen,                  Don't you know?
If progress means to move forward         Just ask them where they are from
Then what does congress mean?             And they tell you where you can go.  --Nipsey Russell

Mandle


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