Sprite Jam: Intern (CLOSED)

[guyNullVal]

FROM:
TO:
Subject: Opening for internship application

We are a fortune 500 company with divisions in Tech, Pharmaceutical, Teaching, Goat herding,
Grass growing, Grass cutting, Soft-ice-machine-lubrication
as well as many other industries.

Because of the rampant COVID19 crisis we've decided to layoff our entire workforce
and hire an intern to fill the duties of the entire workforce.
We will provide housing with a guarantee of at least three (3) standing walls, after 20 months we will provide a fourth wall.

As a new initiative we have employed a computer overlord to parse the applications, it's software has been hacked into installed willingly on this forum,
therefore we will only accept sprite based applications that are posted on this thread.

Our automated application routine will accept submissions through this forum till 30/11-2020, if an extension is needed it can be provided.

in summary:

Make a sprite based on the word Intern. (remember the company has a lot of different branches)

Post it in this thread.

The deadline is 30th of November, 2020

[Misj']

He was hired for two things: 1. Deny any request, application, or funding 2. Make toast.

   

[Danvzare]

He was hired for two things: 1. Deny any request, application, or funding 2. Make toast.

   

Would you like some toast?

Spoiler

Would you like some toast?

[close]

[guyNullVal]

To: [--- INSERT <VAR-NAME> HERE ---]
From: <MicroPearSanto Corporation INC. A/S>
Subject: Intern applications has now closed.

Thank you to all subjects who have submitted their applications through the AGS forums.
Here at MicroPearSanto we strive to make the application process as unnescessarily convoluted and contrived as inhumanly possible.

It is with 37.5% amount of pleasure, that we can announce an applicant.
We can assure that we have had no preference to robotic and mechanical applicants
and that the robotic overlord benevolent automated assistant unfairly processed the applications.

We would like to offer a starting internship assistant position in our branch of toasting requests, for severance packages for former employees, to Misj'



Your cold hard-coded logic and functionality will make an excellent fit in our company.

01010111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00001010
01110100 01101111 00001010
01110100 01101000 01100101 00001010
01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01100001 01101110 01111001 00001010
01101110 01100101 01110111 00001010
01110011 01110101 01100010 01101010 01100101 01100011 01110100 00101110

*ERROR* CRITICAL TEXT ENCODING FAILURE!

Thank you for participating Misj' will you do the next Sprite Jam? 

[Sinitrena]

Oh, damn, I had an idea but forgot about this. Well, congratulations, Misj.