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Is everything in this movie filmed in front of a greenscreen? These look weird like that. I want to see this.

Softly spoken northen accent you say? Hit up my man Martyn

He played Tambourine Man in my student film. He's hilarious!

Aw daaaaamn, I think you're right. There is a really terrible Felix movie full of weird shit that I got shown a bit of on youtube.

And that yellow thing with the X's yes... I knew that pattern was familiar...

I feel like I've seen this actor even if I haven't seen the movie...

Could it beeee... geeze I don't know... This film has awesome mutilated torso effects and I don't think I've seen it. I feel like a failure

This wouldn't been a problem until a few days ago when I thought to myself 'Gosh, you know I REALLY should have used gifs instead of pngs before I imported these thousand images over the course of four years' in my big AGS project. I thought about going through and reimporting the sprites but had to drop the idea immediately, too much work, too much margin for things going horribly, horribly awry. The filesize of this game is going to much much bigger than a game of it's length should be.

Dead Snow?
Living Snow?
Snow Dogs?
Straw Dogs?
Dog Day Afternoon?
Snowy Afternoon?
Snow Day?
Snow Problem?
Takes One 2 Snow One 3: Snow In Space?
Weird Snow?
Best In Snow?
Jack Frost?
Frosty The Snowman?
The Snowman?
The Snow, Man?
Snooooooooooow?
Snow Business Like Also-Snow Business?
Snow Day Afternoon?
Snow Times At Ridgemont Snow?
Snow Snow?
Snow Snow Snow?
Snow Snow Snow Snow?

Am I getting warm?

Quelque Chose De Vague De Nouveaux Prétentieux?

Bampedman?

Carflip Diem: Engines of War

Princess of Mars?

Ooh cooool!

I bet the voice over goes "so there I was..." when the picture freezes.

My grandfather died in the sinking of Atlantis

I'm Not There?

They Shoot Fake Horses, Don't They?

Awesome as cake!

I'm pretty sure I straight-up cried with joy when I was able to

Spoiler

save Annah

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at the end of the game. What a perfect story, and it was all miiiiiine. Me and scavenger were talking about it and it went totally different for him.

Ah man... so wonderful.

What a bitchy little article. "Hey guys, this recent artform you find fun... It's NOTHING like this slightly less recent artform that initially inspired it. DID I BLOW YOUR MIND?"

My favourite RPGs are Fallout (both eras, for different reasons), Planescape Torment and Pokémon. So I guess I'm drawn to unique fantasy settings, exploration, humour and terrifyingly addictive little systems.

And writing! Beautiful writing! Cinematic RPGs are starting to become possible but novelistic ones have been here the whole time and the medium's perfect for it and why aren't there moooore?

I also prefer less realistic graphics, realistic graphics don't look real enough. You never get that complaint with a more stylised vision, I can get a lot more immersed in something that looks like it's own world and not a cheap, stilted (and in FO3's case) weirdly laminated-looking version of mine.

In dat game I yam making, I got around this issue by not having the PC say anything when he hands over an item. The NPC just goes "Hey, that's just what I was looking for!" or something to that effect. Then there's generally a bit of exposition about what they're going to do with it, which might run the risk of repeating the same information the player's heard earlier but I think it's just the language of this medium; not really bothersome.

Not more bothersome than putting in a bunch of "I don't have a reason to take this out of my pocket" lines for puzzles are technically correct. Poential to confuse the player once they DO get the info and it screws up people's speedruns.

Is it something by Jess Franco? Something about a Clarinet that makes you dance and have sex UNTIL YOU DIE?
Is it CLARINET DEATH SEX?