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Helm is just fine. This is Helm talking. He is just fine. He's having a great time and all is as usual. Helm is fine and not dead and stuffed in a closet somewhere in Finland at all. Helm is fine.

Oh, that helm! 

I never said I wanted him to act patriotic... He does so already, but is unbelievably stupid about it.  I guess what I mean is, Peter and Homer are both oafs, whereas Stan Smith is a moron.

Believe me, i have no problem with any kind of social criticism, and when i do most of the time i'm wrong anyway.  But american dad is just... bad.  The american dad isn't really an american dad.  He works for the CIA, acts patriotic, and cares nothing about anything else.  It makesme so I want to hit him with a hammer.  Really hard.  In the face.  If it was criticizing an actual american dad, not some wannabe patriot, then sure, your point would work.  But the show is really just... bad.

Futurama had a real good run and is still quite popular. Why can't people enjoy it for what it is and not wish it to go on for 16 seasons.

Because when it came out, i didn't understand any of the jokes.  Atleast with the simpsons I get non-cable reruns of old episodes which i can now understand and appreciate.

The way family guy does references and transitions are terrible.  Every once in a while they'll do something funny and get me to lagh, but then lose me with something else.  They'll be in the middle of doing something, and then say something like "Oh no, what if ____ happens like in ____?!" and actually show what would happen, or what did happen--Only in a totally non funny way.  Stupid people may be funny, but peter gryphon is no homer simpson.  Peter gryphon is "Testicles.  Vagina."  Homer is "Extended warranty?  How can i go wrong?"  Homer says funny things, and his flashes of brilliance only make him funnier.  The Simpsons is going wrong in a way that probably not alot of people see, but it's becoming more like family guy.  People like The Simpsons for different reasons; they are going to say that the show's going in the crapper, but still watch the abomination known as Family Guy.  Family Guy has plenty of people-being-hurt humor, alot more than you think.  They have those overly-fast frames of people being hit, wine bottles being smashed, things crashing, ect., and it bothers me to no limit.  Now, just don't let me get started on "American Dad"... ugh...

I enjoyed running away and hiding that time ad avis sent dogs to catch you.  Man, good times...

The paladin plot in QFG 4 was possibly the best in the series.  I played it earlier as fight/wiz/theif, and the first time i saw that ghost i thought "oh, crap..."

Here's a picture of me dressed up all fancy for a wedding... and my kickass hat...

Tested to go back all the way to windows 98, without a patch for it

Really?  Oh, then damn...

And it also (as far as i can tell) is only in xp pro, not home edititon.

I think that you have gotten the difference between fairy tales and mythology entirely wrong here.  Just because the book envolves creatures taken from myths, that doesn't make it based off of it.  Fairy tales tend to be more whimsical, a bit more lighthearted, and imo, more built towards kids.  Every fairy tale at one time could have been a myth, but changed by modernisation.  Mythology is alot more serious.  Just because the creatures are taken from mythology, that doesn't mean the story has all of the mythological traits to it.

BTW:  This is off topic to the topic that's already off topic... strange, huh?

I am not wearing any pants

By pants, in the american or british sense? I'm REALLY interested in knowing!

Helm is greek...

My new year's resolution is to beat the legend of zelda, majora's mask.

Was it the original cranium?  Everytime I play that game, I get stuck on that "word worm" category (I hate spelling words like "streptococus", backwards   ). 

I really have no clue.  It was me and my brother vs. my brother's friend and his girlfriend.  I was told they really "got a kick out of me"...

I spent my new year playing cranium and drinking sparkling cider.  Let's hear it for crappy alternatives!

I'm off to a party type thing!

Rub it in, why don't ya!

Damn you, loser friends!
Damn you all ta hell!

A 9 years old, 40 pounds, 17" moniter!

I had alot of fun with Warcraft 3 TFT, though if you ask me custom maps are alot better than meelee...

Save the game by pressing f5 and going from there... load is either f6 or f7

Here's a mirror for you:

louislbooth.com/randysgame.zip
EDIT: sorry, didn't see inc's mirror...

I really kick ass. 


Also, you can't get past the screen with the alien.

EDIT:  Yea, its just some random thing that happened to me.  Oh Well.

Mabye i don't get it... but apparantly, neither do you.  It's a SPRITE.  I would understand if there was a picture of a crazy person or something, as the running joke has been mpd, but it's a picture of a man and a woman together.  I see no lack of love, rather a lack of tolerance.

I dunno about that...