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I went to the moon. It was bloody good.

DRAMATIC CHEESE
http://www.laserfrog.co.uk/dramaticcheese.mp3

Could at least seem a bit happier about it!

ok, ok it won't last forever it'll just last for an eternity. But seriously now, I have to say I'm a bit disappointed with the lack of entrants. It's obvious to me that I didn't send enough death threats to people.

But I have to choose a winner and don't think I didn't listen to the songs because I did, at least 1000 times. Why else do you think I haven't been here? For one I know it's not because of the lack of time. Because I can make time and don't you forget that. The real reason was, I was scared, scared people would see me. For I had been living in Panama Panam-haha after losing my memory while on a Kayak.

Now to all you people that didn't include Vocals, you didn't win.

But I liked EldKatt's so much I made vocals for him which makes me part winner yay!
Congratulations here is the finished song http://www.laserfrog.co.uk/scrabbletogether.mp3

I just got a funny shaped wotsit, I only noticed it after I had consumed it. But i'll tell you this, it was right cheesy. Have you ever had a funny shaped crisp or crisp like food stuff? If so was it shaped in the shape of a small robot?

Some time in the future so feel free to enter, I'll be glad to listen.

Don't know what the melody is but I like it! Thanks for the free music Mr I-tunes.

Well I once met a man from one of those crazy countries. He had one eye and was in his 70s, he taught me the basics of building time machines. I used this information to make my own time travel machine and went back in time to kill him. Which I did and I did it quite well. I stayed there and became famous you might of heard of me, I'm Winston Churchill. Which is funny because babies look like Winston Churchill and so did Winston Churchill as a baby. But then I went back in time a few minutes and told my other self to stay there and came back to the present time. Which by now was a few years ago, when I had a full head of hair and 7 yoyos in my pocket.

As for the web, it's one of those crazy fads that will die out in a few years allowing me to take on my bid to host the 2032 Olympics in my back garden, which should be quite good I have a barbeque and everything. So if in doubt always use a condom unless you want Children or to win the wonderful lottery of sexually transmitted diseases.

Tuomas don't worry, if it takes you 10 years to make an entry, this competition will stay open for 10 years. And that's a fact!

aww comon couldn't you give it a try? Perhaps I'll tinker with the rules a bit.

Well you could get a robot to sing it, or say it like William shatner would.

What is Obi's Greato-vision Song Contest? It's a song contest where you must compose, write and sing a song. If you don't then you won't win.

This week's Rule: A Country and Western Style Song or an 1980s pop style song. And Remember I'm here to Transform your day into an adventure!

Make it as long or as short as you want to. Country and Western OR 1980s pop are great themes!

I am the win, it feels good. I liked InCreator's song it made me do the robot. The next tune contest will start sooner than you think, unless you think it's starting now because it isn't.

I'm not sure if anyone has posted this site before, but it can be useful for finding songs. Midomi let's you sing some of the lyrics or hum the melody into a microphone and tries to find a match. It works surprisingly well, so if anyone wishes to check it out make sure to go to http://www.midomi.com/ .

I think putting up Episode 4 is a deviously good idea. Not only does it showcase the series but it leaves the player thinking "hmm I wonder what happens befor this chapter?" and before you know it the kids stolen his mum's credit card and bought the whole season. See it all makes sense. Except for vegetarians they don't make any sense.

Everyone knows me but I don't know anyone.

Woah that's deep man, put it in a poem or something.

I'm going to enter and it's going to be the best homoerotic robotic love story ever.

Here's my song about falling it comes from the time I fell and somehow didn't fall
www.laserfrog.co.uk/fallingsong.mp3

I'm sorry too, I truly am for that time when I was six. I stole from scissors from school, I've lived with the guilt ever since. But I'm good at not getting caught, you see years of watching CSI has taught me many things. They like doing fingerprint searches all the time, so I get around this by touching everything with my nose. The CSI peoples only do lab testing while listening to Techno, so I stole all the techno in the world.

Some may say that this confession means I did it, but it doesn't. This is the confession of if I had stolen those scissors when I was six. Just like O.J. Simpson, the man who got away with murder.

As for rule breaking, I've broken a few rules in my time. Such as that strange rule telling you not to scam Chinese companies out of premium electronics. I wouldn't say I meant to do it, it just kind of happened. One rule I don't like is the rule telling you not to kill people, the presence that I try to handle with prescription medication tells me that killing is ok. And what he says goes, but people don't seem to fall into the category of killable so I just leave them alone. But as the Hungry Hungry Hippos tell me, rules are there to be broken. So if you feel like it start a thread about the various kinds of cheeses are in your fridge. I know for one that there's a lovely hunk of strong cheddar in my fridge and that helps me sleep at night. Not that I sleep well at night I keep telling myself to sleep but it doesn't seem to work.

Now regrets, I regret stealing those scissors but I also regret jumping into bed with that ugly bird that I thought was quite alright looking at the time, but drink and the occasional drugs can do that to you. So all in all don't drink or do drugs HBK. Unless you want to have some fun, if you do I'd recommend Brighton. Anything goes in Brighton.

I too like to point out that I'm not anyone special round here, but truth be told I am and it feels good, especially within this jacuzzi in which I am currently writing. Where did I get this Jacuzzi? A shop, the shop of life and don't you forget it. If you've forgotten already then you'd better close youtube, less distractions.

Now changing your name, but telling people your old name that's not the way it's meant to happen. For instance I give people loads of fake names for scamming and other purposes, if I were to give them my real name they'd put me right in prison with the county sheriff smoking a cigar listening to country music. Not that I have any trouble with country music, in fact I'm a fan of country music. That's part of my success but so is wearing a suit if I'm going to answer the door, presentation never fails. Plus having a new account causes greater strain on the server, but who cares? It's not like we're paying for the server, in fact I made 100 accounts today that I'm never going to use, I did that to ensure the basic minds of the people who maintain the server have something to do, I'm keeping the economy alive. Not a lot of people can say that, but I can. Because I just did.  The servers clearly aren't very good, it took 0.15 seconds to make this page, I could have spent that time not giving a damn.

I too have returned, I didn't really go anywhere I just had better things to do. Like get the highest score on a Donkey Kong arcade cabinet that's sitting in my garage, it was worth the time and money because it got me respect and that's all you need. Don't ask the mods if you can use that account because you can, even if they say you can't do it anyway to spite them. That's right take life and grab it by the balls then go on the great groovy roller coaster of greatness.

I'll have to guide you as I can't ban you and due to some absurd forum rules made up by those kooky Moderators I can't even pretend to ban you. Or can I? Let's see. You're banned from this forum. Well that wasn't too hard. But my guidance is this, take all your money and make one giant transaction to my swiss bank account. Thanks, thanks.