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<------- Nope, nothing wrong here.  Never was.

I hate public transportation.  Private transportation is good though.

Edit: I didn't realize there were two pages to this.

I got some all night long.  It was a long, tiring experience that resulted in a big mess and lots of pain.  I can barely type to tell you all about it.

I'll never take birth control pills again.  I don't think they were designed for men.

You can't get any from a pregnant lady, so I have the option of waiting (eek), or finding another woman to 'get some' from in the meantime (double eek).

I flame you.

The code, of coarse.  I'll compile it myself.

Quintaros, upload it and post it in this thread, or send it to me at roberteric@rain-day.com, then I will evaluate it and upload it to my site for you.

What a sad end for a funny man.  We will now never get the joy of seeing his balls pop out of his boxers on a TV show ever again.

Rest In Peace, Jack

Yes, pardon me.  I was a little...energenic when I wrote that.  What I mean is, make a game, one room or more, where the player can jump from one platform to another.  The minimun number of platforms is two.  The contest will be over in two weeks.  Whoever can write the fastest and most efficient code will win.  The winner can then start the next competition.

PS. The quality of the graphics or any sounds you may have added will not be counted, but feel free to make it look cool and be pleasing to the ear.

Alright, the last one bombed, so I have a new one.

This time, create a game/program that allows platform jumping.  I don't care how you do it, just do it.  This is obvious, but make it in AGS.  Don't worry about graphics, or sounds.  Of coarse, you CAN make your graphics pretty and the sounds soothing, but it's not required.  The only limitation this time is that there must at least two platforms to jump from/on.

You have until forever to make it, if you actually DO decide to enter this contest.

Easy solutions to kissing bearded or stubbly men: kiss them on the lips, or the forehead.

I look angry with a shaved head and goatee.  If I have a decent amount of hair on my head, and just a mustache, I look like I'm always smiling.

I only shower once every two weeks.  

Did I say shower?  I meant shave.

I too am suffering from excessive and rapid hair growth.  I shaved my beard last Thursday, and today, it is two inches long.  When I stay at my good friend Jame's home in Seabrook (which is the home of a power plant), if I shave one day, the next it is two feet long and my eyes are not correctly lined up.  Thankfully, I keep a clone of myself handy before entering the radiating town.

Welcome back, Courtland.  You were missed, and have missed much.

I'm thoroughly frightened that there are so many AGSers who live so near me.  I fear that I'll wake up some morning to a bunch of drunken partiers on my doorsteps who will need to spend the night, and find out the hard way that they are psychotic AGSers who have been just dying to meet me (for reasons unknown).

And there will probably never be a time that I'll get off my ass to go see another AGSer, because I am a lazy bastard.

Are there any nude beaches?

Next: Who will be a better president?  Arnold Schwartzenagger or Robert Eric?

He's on the road for presidency.  Just look at "Demolition Man".

Oh, did I mention it has to be with AGS?  I don't want to have to stare blankly at a project with twenty files and complicated C++ code that only the japanese kid down the street can help me figure out.