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I was listed as "Female" for a little while. I don't know if that counts for anything...

I'd be careful about those "removal links"... All they do is prove to the spammer that it's a real email address with someone reading it.

Shut up, guys, it works.

in 60 years people are still looking for gory blood games and nothing else, i will personally give fellatio to anyone that disagreed with me.

Oh my lord. You're giving me horrible images of old gay man porn.

More ladies than any of us could ever hope for.

Birthday happy.

Nah, it's easy to translate:

"Hey ik ben ook nederlander.. ik probeer je spel wel ff uit.. ik hoop dat ie leuk is."

means

"Hey it's been cool, Netherlander. It probably the spell well of out... It hope that I like is."

Q. How does the Pope urinate?

A. Standing up.

Also, not all keyboards seem to transmit the velocity of the stroke. It sounds much more natural if you can hit softer notes.

I too find all sorts of humor funny. Stand up comedy's great. Sketch comedy, like Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, and SNL reruns. MST3k, Monty Python, the Daily Show, Simpsons, Futurama, most of the stuff on Sunday Adult Swim, Discworld and Hitchiker's Guide type novels, Somethingawful.com. I'm kinda famous for my Animutations, which are completely absurdist humor, I think. Suspico will be full of dry, subtle humor and wit, closer to a sort of gothic version of Full Throttle's humor than Monkey Island. There's hardly any "genre" of humor that I don't find funny in some way.

Well, if you can actually PLAY the keyboard that's fine, get one.
I prefer to construct my midis note by note with the mouse in Cakewalk. Ok, it's not completely note by note, since you can drag-copy most of it, but you have total control.

Well, you really should. Unless the great looming shadow of doubt is what you want. For now maybe you could try looking up the symptoms on a medial site or something, but you should really see a doctor or a shaman or SOMEONE.

Yes, definately go see the doctor. Always better safe than sorry.

After all, he IS a doctor.

Nay, preschool.

Some of these jokes are laughably bad.

*badum ching*

I'm technically a dropout :D

Please finish this game!!

I totally agree, the actual 300th episode wasn't so hot in light of the hype it got. I guess you kids like George Plimpton more than Tony Hawk. I'm just disappointed to find out that there isn't an actual film called "Boner Academy"...

They have some new, much higher quality screenshots on the FT page now.
http://www.lucasarts.com/products/hellonwheels/

I'm not reading anything at the moment, but if I was, it would definately be a Terry Pratchett book. That crazy bastard has a bottomless pit of imagination.