A Topic of Grave Concern

[mkennedy]

I was thinking. We could keep this thread alive by posting topical epitaphs of recently deceased celebrities and other notable figures.

In memory of Bones McCoy of Star Trek fame.

Deforest Kelly
January 20, 1920 â€" June 11, 1999
I'm dead, Jim!

[Sane Co.]

Here lies the body of Sane Co.
Whom nobody never really got to know,
He tried to draw like Illyich,
Until his pencil was a stick,
Then he suddenly died from exhaustion.

[Snake]

Piss Here

[LimpingFish]

Here lies LimpingFish,
His lips a cerulean blue,
Just grill, sauté, or boil,
And serve him in a stew.

[Adam H]

We laughed so hard at Johnny
Eaten by a tree bear
I know it sounds bad now
I guess you had to be there

Sam loved skydiving for 15 years
And hated it for 15 seconds

Sadomaso, Chris
1977-2013
Choked by his wife
Died of happiness

[Stee]

"There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988

"There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013

[Stupot]

You have died of dysentery.

Terry gets very angry when people diss him.