Let's just ask ourselves some silly question and try to explain that it's nothing at all.
Example:
Person 1: Why are you covered in blood?
Person 2: Blood? Nah, it's just paint. I was working on an art project. Why are you wearing nothing but a towel in my backyard anyways?
Person 1: ...
You can continue on the current situation or just make a new one.
I'll start.
> What were you doing last night? I heard a gunshot from your house.
Gunshot? Nah I had a burrito earlie..OMG why the hell do you have three nostrils?!?!?
Argh, another burrito problem at a young age. It came out the other way... explodingly...
Why were there evil looking men in black cloaks knocking on your door yesterday?
Quote from: AnasAbdin on Sat 03/10/2015 13:38:04
Gunshot? Nah I had a burrito earlie..OMG why the hell do you have three nostrils?!?!?
(I think the game works that the current situation can continue from the previous person's question so I will continue on from this point...)
>Oh, that's just a birthmark. Lots of people make that mistake actually. This one guy in Philly actually had the nerve to ask me if...
Errrmmmm...Why are you starting to glow?
Quote from: Mandle on Sat 03/10/2015 14:16:24
(I think the game works that the current situation can continue from the previous person's question so I will continue on from this point...)
Yeah, anyway you like.
> It's actually a byproduct of this new sunscreen I use. Now I can't get it off.
Why are you clutching a dead parrot's head?
It's not dead. It's just resting.
Why are you recording this entire conversation?
I'm not recording. This is my advanced booger sucker. Why is your tail wagging?
It's not a tail. It's a bionic metronome.
Why are you cupping my balls?
Because we are playing beer-pong!
Why are you injecting me with that huge needle?
That's not a needle (laugh)
why are you so happy?
:shocked: Happy? I'm horrified!
Why are you pointing a gun at me?
Oh relax im aiming at the Person behind you ;)
Why is there a Triceratops in your Whirlpool?
That's not a Triceratops, there are 3 Uniceratops in my Whirlpool. :P
Why does your face look so... unusual?
That's not my face, it's a mirror!
Why are you not wearing any pants?
Why should I? This is a nudist colony.
What do you mean by "anal taste buds"?
I said: Fennel taste rocks.
I'm pretty sure that I wa.. woah dude did your pinky toe just explode? 8-0
Yes, that tends to happen in a pinky toe explosion contest.
Where did you get that pool of blow-up dolls?
Same place I met your mom.
Why are there ants coming out of your ears?
I have an infestation in my ant-ear-ior lobe... 8-)
Why did you just light that dynamite?
Thats not dynamite. It's a candle! Happy Birthday!
Hey, why are you getting so nervous now?
Quote from: Kumpel on Sat 09/04/2016 02:17:54
Thats not dynamite. It's a candle! Happy Birthday!
Hey, why are you getting so nervous now?
The wick is burning too quickly.
Why are you running away?
Quote from: Jack on Sat 09/04/2016 03:30:03
The wick is burning too quickly.
Why are you running away?
I'm running away because there's a ten foot spider behind you.
And why is there a ten foot spider behind you?
Spiders are attracted to high levels of testosterone.
Sorry to touch your nose but do my fingers smell like ass?
No, but it sure is a distinctive aroma.
What have you been doing with them?
After I farted in your face I checked for side-effects,
you're not upset I'm touching your lips?
No, but the spider is starting to palpate my head.
Why don't your lips move when you speak?
Because that's a mannequin, I'm over here.
Why are you glowing?
Because I'm seven months pregnant.
Why are you touching the mannequin like that?
Cuz I wanna get pregnant too!
Why are you buzzing all of a sudden?
Because I had half a bottle of wine.
Why are your eyebrows doing that?
I am sure, my eyebrows are fine.
But that is not wine in your hand, is it?
Of course it's wine. I just like drinking it out of a mouthwash bottle.
Where have your eyebrows gone?
To Greece, on vacation.
Why is your wine blue?
Because there has been a recent loss in the wine family.
How do you do what you do to me?
I wish I knew!!
Who is that on the telephone??
The creator of AGS.
Why does Chris Jones want you assassinated?
because I know too much!!
Is that a three headed monkey?
Of course! I stole it from the 90s.
Are these dancing red dots normal, that just appeared at your forehead?