How would you explain that..?

Tournk · Sat 03/10/2015 13:32:56

Let's just ask ourselves some silly question and try to explain that it's nothing at all.

Example:

Person 1: Why are you covered in blood?

Person 2: Blood? Nah, it's just paint. I was working on an art project. Why are you wearing nothing but a towel in my backyard anyways?

Person 1: ...

You can continue on the current situation or just make a new one.

I'll start.

> What were you doing last night? I heard a gunshot from your house.

AnasAbdin · Sat 03/10/2015 13:38:04

Gunshot? Nah I had a burrito earlie..OMG why the hell do you have three nostrils?!?!?

Tournk · Sat 03/10/2015 13:43:56

Argh, another burrito problem at a young age. It came out the other way... explodingly...

Why were there evil looking men in black cloaks knocking on your door yesterday?

Mandle · Sat 03/10/2015 14:16:24

Quote from: AnasAbdin on Sat 03/10/2015 13:38:04
Gunshot? Nah I had a burrito earlie..OMG why the hell do you have three nostrils?!?!?

(I think the game works that the current situation can continue from the previous person's question so I will continue on from this point...)

>Oh, that's just a birthmark. Lots of people make that mistake actually. This one guy in Philly actually had the nerve to ask me if...

Errrmmmm...Why are you starting to glow?

Tournk · Sun 04/10/2015 01:27:43

Quote from: Mandle on Sat 03/10/2015 14:16:24

(I think the game works that the current situation can continue from the previous person's question so I will continue on from this point...)

Yeah, anyway you like.

> It's actually a byproduct of this new sunscreen I use. Now I can't get it off.

Why are you clutching a dead parrot's head?

Mandle · Sun 04/10/2015 06:58:07

It's not dead. It's just resting.

Why are you recording this entire conversation?

AnasAbdin · Sun 04/10/2015 07:22:40

I'm not recording. This is my advanced booger sucker. Why is your tail wagging?

Stupot · Sun 04/10/2015 08:32:17

It's not a tail. It's a bionic metronome.

Why are you cupping my balls?

Mandle · Sun 04/10/2015 10:11:28

Because we are playing beer-pong!

Why are you injecting me with that huge needle?

AnasAbdin · Sun 04/10/2015 10:21:43

That's not a needle

why are you so happy?

Tournk · Mon 05/10/2015 12:33:32

Happy? I'm horrified!

Why are you pointing a gun at me?

Stromvin · Fri 30/10/2015 13:01:38

Oh relax im aiming at the Person behind you

Why is there a Triceratops in your Whirlpool?

CaptainD · Fri 30/10/2015 13:10:29

That's not a Triceratops, there are 3 Uniceratops in my Whirlpool.

Why does your face look so... unusual?

Cassiebsg · Fri 30/10/2015 13:41:36

That's not my face, it's a mirror!
Why are you not wearing any pants?

Stupot · Fri 30/10/2015 13:55:55

Why should I? This is a nudist colony.
What do you mean by "anal taste buds"?

AnasAbdin · Wed 11/11/2015 05:58:48

I said: Fennel taste rocks.
I'm pretty sure that I wa.. woah dude did your pinky toe just explode?

kconan · Wed 11/11/2015 19:21:02

Yes, that tends to happen in a pinky toe explosion contest.
Where did you get that pool of blow-up dolls?

Jack · Fri 08/04/2016 23:14:24

Same place I met your mom.
Why are there ants coming out of your ears?

Mandle · Fri 08/04/2016 23:23:34

I have an infestation in my ant-ear-ior lobe...

Why did you just light that dynamite?

Kumpel · Sat 09/04/2016 02:17:54

Thats not dynamite. It's a candle! Happy Birthday!
Hey, why are you getting so nervous now?

Jack · Sat 09/04/2016 03:30:03

Quote from: Kumpel on Sat 09/04/2016 02:17:54
Thats not dynamite. It's a candle! Happy Birthday!
Hey, why are you getting so nervous now?

The wick is burning too quickly.
Why are you running away?

Danvzare · Sat 09/04/2016 11:20:45

Quote from: Jack on Sat 09/04/2016 03:30:03
The wick is burning too quickly.
Why are you running away?

I'm running away because there's a ten foot spider behind you.
And why is there a ten foot spider behind you?

miguel · Sat 09/04/2016 11:29:12

Spiders are attracted to high levels of testosterone.
Sorry to touch your nose but do my fingers smell like ass?

Jack · Sat 09/04/2016 12:10:06

No, but it sure is a distinctive aroma.
What have you been doing with them?

miguel · Sat 09/04/2016 12:33:26

After I farted in your face I checked for side-effects,
you're not upset I'm touching your lips?

Jack · Sat 09/04/2016 12:40:18

No, but the spider is starting to palpate my head.
Why don't your lips move when you speak?

Danvzare · Sun 10/04/2016 10:38:14

Because that's a mannequin, I'm over here.
Why are you glowing?

Jack · Sun 10/04/2016 12:59:16

Because I'm seven months pregnant.
Why are you touching the mannequin like that?

Kumpel · Mon 02/05/2016 12:08:04

Cuz I wanna get pregnant too!
Why are you buzzing all of a sudden?

Jack · Mon 02/05/2016 17:16:17

Because I had half a bottle of wine.
Why are your eyebrows doing that?

Kumpel · Tue 03/05/2016 06:55:18

I am sure, my eyebrows are fine.
But that is not wine in your hand, is it?

Danvzare · Tue 03/05/2016 11:33:45

Of course it's wine. I just like drinking it out of a mouthwash bottle.
Where have your eyebrows gone?

Jack · Tue 03/05/2016 18:24:27

To Greece, on vacation.
Why is your wine blue?

Stupot · Thu 05/05/2016 00:04:40

Because there has been a recent loss in the wine family.
How do you do what you do to me?

SinSin · Thu 05/05/2016 00:29:14

I wish I knew!!
Who is that on the telephone??

Jack · Thu 05/05/2016 01:49:36

The creator of AGS.
Why does Chris Jones want you assassinated?

SinSin · Thu 05/05/2016 13:30:40

because I know too much!!
Is that a three headed monkey?

Kumpel · Fri 06/05/2016 13:50:30

Of course! I stole it from the 90s.
Are these dancing red dots normal, that just appeared at your forehead?