Besieged: Or How to Get Out of a Castle.... Without Being Catapulted: Difference between revisions
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:The game takes place in a fictional country in the deepest, most ignorant part of the medieval period. A king has been besieged by the Evil Count Bleicher and will soon be defeated if he is not reinforced. The king hatches a cunning scheme to catapult a messenger over the enemy lines to go for help; his medieval mindset does not allow him to foresee the imminent death of said messenger. His entourage have their suspicions and pass the honour down the medieval hierarchy until the buck stops at the lowliest pawn in the army. Fortunately he can think of someone even lower down: the Dung Shoveler! | :The game takes place in a fictional country in the deepest, most ignorant part of the medieval period. A king has been besieged by the Evil Count Bleicher and will soon be defeated if he is not reinforced. The king hatches a cunning scheme to catapult a messenger over the enemy lines to go for help; his medieval mindset does not allow him to foresee the imminent death of said messenger. His entourage have their suspicions and pass the honour down the medieval hierarchy until the buck stops at the lowliest pawn in the army. Fortunately he can think of someone even lower down: the Dung Shoveler! | ||
:The Dung Shoveler narrowly avoids being captured by the pawn thanks to being forewarned by the Sexy Servant Girl. He must now break the siege himself before he is caught and catapulted to death. He butts heads with a surly guard, a resourceful cook, a jaded watchman, a menacing prisoner: even the king himself and his diabolical nemesis, the Evil Count Bleicher. Will the Dung Shoveler save the day and win the heart of the Sexy Servant Girl, or will he invent a new form of pate about two hundred feet the castle walls? | :The Dung Shoveler narrowly avoids being captured by the pawn thanks to being forewarned by the Sexy Servant Girl. He must now break the siege himself before he is caught and catapulted to death. He butts heads with a surly guard, a resourceful cook, a jaded watchman, a menacing prisoner: even the king himself and his diabolical nemesis, the Evil Count Bleicher. Will the Dung Shoveler save the day and win the heart of the Sexy Servant Girl, or will he invent a new form of pate about two hundred feet from the castle walls? | ||
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