MrColossal

Mr Colossal is at least ten feet tall and has the ability to travel in time. More impressively, he has managed to seduce a human female by the name of Jess.

Mr Colossal, who is also known to some as Eric Feurstein, once grabbed himself by the collar and spat out a fully playable game called 6 Day Assassin, whose title features "ass" no less than twice.