Dont edit this, please!
No dice! From Wikipedia's definition of a wiki, my good man:
A wiki (IPA: [ˈwiː.kiː] <wee-kee> or [ˈwɪk.iː] <wick-ey> (according to Ward Cunningham) is a type of website that allows users to easily add and edit content and is especially suited for collaborative authoring.
If you don't like it. Write it with a permanent marker on a non-acidic sheet of paper and laminate it. Wikis are not for writing things about yourself in stone. ;)
For a good example, see Scotch.