Stupid Forum Quotes

.. · Tue 27/04/2004 19:36:52

Here's a place to post stupid quotes you've seen people say on these Forums...

Here's Mine

QuoteSome People is So Stupid

And they weren't joking..

Btw.. This is just a bit of fun... no-one should take offence.

Nacho · Tue 27/04/2004 19:43:10

Flury chapels...

Phemar · Wed 28/04/2004 04:51:57

QuoteI don't appreciate being labelled a 'member'

not so much stupid, but moreover funny.

By shbazjinkens

shbaz · Wed 28/04/2004 09:53:37

Quotewhat eva guys I was here before most of you.... Late 1999

See ya'

Domino · Thu 29/04/2004 02:22:16

QuoteWhy do you guys gotta go around and change my threads on me?? I'm sick of this shit!

Evil · Thu 29/04/2004 02:26:13

There was one somebody said about how to get the ratio of time from the UK and the States and I laughed my ass of when I read it.

Ha I found it, I dont know who said it though...

"I didn't forget man...I just live in another country than you...so, take into account all the different time zones....Multiply the cost of gas times three and subtract that from my shoe size and you'll see that it's actaully sept 14 1988 where I live...."

LGM · Thu 29/04/2004 02:50:14

Evil.. You really need to get over this whole "Rivers" name fiasco.. it's a really pretentious and annoying name.

Domino · Thu 29/04/2004 02:55:37

yes, EVIL is so much better. When i see Rivers, i think of sexy old Joan Rivers.

Go back to EVIL

Evil · Thu 29/04/2004 03:25:53

Bah screw you all!

LordHart · Thu 29/04/2004 04:24:00

Why don't we just set up a quote database for the forums, like we have for #ags? It'd be better than having a huge thread where people are replying to it... plus it'll be a bitch on bandwidth...

shbazjinkens. · Thu 29/04/2004 06:47:02

i'm so gay, please touch my ass...

LordHart · Thu 29/04/2004 07:16:16

Um... $:-\$

* Os Ã Å¡ltimo QuÃ£o Queijo ^_^ touches the ass...

:'(

shbaz · Thu 29/04/2004 11:28:12

Quote from: shbazjinkens. on Thu 29/04/2004 06:47:02
i'm so gay, please touch my ass...

Holy shit I did not post this, which one of you dirty mods is responsible?!?

Nacho · Thu 29/04/2004 11:49:10

"Would you masturbate if Jesus was in the same room?"

Rave · Thu 29/04/2004 16:32:53

OH that reminds me! I remember seeing an awsome quote:

QuoteEvery time you masterbate, God kills a kitten

Andail · Thu 29/04/2004 21:32:30

The problem with implementing a quote database is that all of a sudden, people start trying their darnest to come up with witty, quotable stuff.

Then people will start commenting on this, and try to say things that both ridicule the database AND are funny enough to be in it.

c.leksutin · Fri 30/04/2004 07:55:23

I'm with Andail on this one.

C.

Jockstrap · Fri 30/04/2004 09:27:37

QuoteHere's a place to post stupid quotes you've seen people say on these Forums...

QuoteEvil.. You really need to get over this whole "Rivers" name fiasco.. it's a really pretentious and annoying name.

:

Gfunkera · Fri 30/04/2004 17:24:23

QuoteMy biggest problem with free graphics editors is that they are always hard to use. That's why they're free.

realy?

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Migs · Fri 30/04/2004 19:53:44

"You're a hell of a scripter and your imagination slaps the cat's ass..." - Snake

Snake · Sat 01/05/2004 02:04:45

Har

You goddamned quoting asshole assnuts 8)

Mine is in my sig.

The most recent one before the one in my quote that I can remember is from irc:

This is after I introduced that stupid word Assnut...
Melly:

Quote*eats a handful of assnuts

Can't remember who said it, but someone right after said, "eeew"....or something. My memory is shit.

--Snake

DragonRose · Sat 01/05/2004 17:10:48

My personal favourites

SSH's The AGS is Great Song

AGS is great
AGS is great
If it was a pie I'd eat it off a plate
AGS is great
AGS is great
If you use AGS, your project will not be late

CJ is the best
CJ is the best
If we were stuck in the Arctic together, I'd give him my thermal vest
CJ is the best
CJ is the best
If you love AGS then leave him a large bequest

And from DG: STOP IT STOP IT OR I WILL HITS YOU TIL YOU DIES OF IT!!!!!11!

(not sure of the punctuation on that quote. There might have been more 1's)

And of course, from Chis: DICK STROKING POOFTER FUCKS

shbaz · Sat 01/05/2004 17:34:12

Quote from: DragonRose on Sat 01/05/2004 17:10:48DICK STROKING POOFTER FUCKS

Hehe, I forgot about Punk 'n Pie (she introduced me to the word poofter).

Quotewell I'm back from court...
and no it wasnt for murder or terrorism or anything like that
my friend and i were in montreal..
and got falsely accused of armed robbery!!!!

http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?board=1;action=usersrecentposts;userid=1638;user=PunK%20N%20PiE

.. · Sat 01/05/2004 17:59:31

QuoteShe introduced me to the word poofter

heheheheh

Robert Eric · Sat 01/05/2004 18:07:20

Quote
._. k thx BYE

Damn forums changed it on me. It was supposed to be "thx".

Rave · Tue 04/05/2004 07:50:24

Nooo, don't let this thread die. There are surely some other quote out there. Comon people, grab a cuppa coffee and rack your brains.

Nine Toes · Tue 04/05/2004 09:12:35

Quote from: Andail on Thu 29/04/2004 21:32:30
The problem with implementing a quote database is that all of a sudden, people start trying their darnest to come up with witty, quotable stuff.

...'nuff said.

Ali · Tue 04/05/2004 11:10:50

Remember when Rave said:

Quote from: Rave on Tue 04/05/2004 07:50:24
Nooo, don't let this thread die. There are surely some other quote out there. Comon people, grab a cuppa coffee and rack your brains.

And remember when I said:

Quote from: Ali on Tue 04/05/2004 11:10:50
Remember when Rave said:
Quote from: Rave on Tue 04/05/2004 07:50:24
Nooo, don't let this thread die. There are surely some other quote out there. Comon people, grab a cuppa coffee and rack your brains.

Ah postmodernity...

shbaz · Tue 04/05/2004 13:39:19

Quote from: shbazjinkens on Tue 04/05/2004 08:05:55
Quote from: Queen Kara on Tue 04/05/2004 04:49:15
That remind's me of Ren and Stimpy... "Don't whizz on the electric fence!"

You know, when I was a kid we tried that just because everyone told us not to, so we could find out what happened. Boy did I regret doing that. Not the first time though, the first time we did it the fence wasn't on.

Quote from: Peter Thomas on Tue 04/05/2004 10:18:46
oooh! SHABZ!!! TELL ME WHAT IT'S LIKE!

Peter, if we ever meet there's to be a "personal zone" (radius 5ft) around me that you shall not breech, ok?

Rave · Tue 04/05/2004 17:16:06

*glares and pokes Ali with a stick*Ã,Â

btw DragondRose, thats an awsome song. I sing it all the time now. I imagin it goes somthing like the Homer Simpson song. "I am so smart. I am so smart. S M R T. I mean, S M A R T."

Rave · Tue 04/05/2004 17:19:25

God dang damn stupid filter. It wont let me write the letter by itself. *kicks filter.*

Chicky · Tue 04/05/2004 18:31:22

3 mins apart tut tut, why not just edit?

Rave · Tue 04/05/2004 18:47:10

Because I try by best to be difficult?

333 · Tue 04/05/2004 23:28:14

Hey, snake when you quoted whatever the hell i said i burst out laughing.That quote is badass, if everone used that quote the world would be better. My fav. quote i think i made up i quote myself "i such a dumbass that i ran into school saying yay, god damn i hate school p.s. I'm fucked up no wonder i only got 2 friends" damn i look back at that and laugh that was 10 sec. ago that happened.Oh yeah and my brother made this up he told me to ask people at the pool if i could dry them off with my pants. once i let him write something on my arm and he wrote "I take it in the ass" he wrote it wierd so i didnt know what he wrote till the last couple words then i told my bro I did'nt know he was like that. He told me to stand proud but he's a fuck head.

Samuli · Wed 05/05/2004 20:16:57

I once saw this on some forum. It's not very stupid, but I found it pretty funny:

- Dude, I'm fed up with my girl. I think I'm going to get a new one.
- Man, are you crazy? Aren't those mpgs like 50 mb's or something..

And this was on time before fast internet connections.

Ashen · Thu 06/05/2004 23:44:19

QuoteI have two suggestions:

1) LOWER INDY'S PANTS!

2) LOWER INDY'S PANTS!!

In context, it makes perect sense, but I couldn't resist.

InCreator · Fri 07/05/2004 00:44:55

I remember the case "Marcus versus CJ's AGS Christmas Joke" which turned out maybe the funniest thread in AGS Forums history. Well, DGMacPhee settled problem down with simple diagnosis on Marcus' problem:

QuoteI'm going to be as tactful and mature as I possibly can.

GET FUCKED, MARCUS!!

And - It's a great source for more stupid quotes. Or funny ones.

Las Naranjas · Fri 07/05/2004 11:22:46

QuoteThis post was typed in front of a live studio audience

If you remember this, you are rock.

shbaz · Fri 07/05/2004 14:10:59

Quote from: Las Naranjas on Fri 07/05/2004 11:22:46
QuoteThis post was typed in front of a live studio audience

If you remember this, you are rock.

I remember it, but whose was it?

AGA · Sat 08/05/2004 01:05:02

It was Manu.

Hollister Man · Sat 08/05/2004 18:58:55

I know its mean and bad, but...

(thread in b-tech name)

QuoteSimly to you hard to me

I assume he meant simply, and I can forgive the grammar, but this is an example of a pet peeve of mine,

If you can type in English, please follow English conventions, at least to some extent (if its hard to read, you did it wrong.)

Howabout "Respect my authoritai"