Music Contest - Battle-Rap - 29. March to 14. April

[Le Woltaire]

You know what a battle-rap is, don't you?

If not then watch these popular ones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwSKCZJxLXg&feature=fvwrel

Now the task is to make a battle-rap among two adventure characters.
You can choose any characters you want, but they must appear in an adventure game.
It can be an AGS game or a classic one...

Any language is allowed.
If you can't sing or speak even computer generated text is allowed.
Or ask your neighbors or your family to talk for you...
Maybe put some dope on your mic!

If you don't feel like rapping at all you could also use two
adventure game tunes and make them battle against each other...

[kconan]

  This is a tough challenge to do well, but an awesome and very original idea for a music competition.

[Eric]

This shouldn't qualify, as it's a rap between a parser and a player, and isn't really a battle rap, but perhaps it will inspire someone else to enter:

You Are in a Room With a Closed, Unlocked Door

(Warning: one instance of rude language.)

[TomatoesInTheHead]

Haha, great entry!

[jkohen]

Awesome entry, Eric.

[Tabata]

Nearly everyone of us already has had “battles” like this but with less rhythm   
Great one Eric!

[Le Woltaire]

Well Ok.
Anyone else working on this?

[Le Woltaire]

Ok, then Eric has won.
He mainly won, because it was the best entry at all!

[Eric]

Haha, you can say, "He won by default." I don't mind.

Disappointed there weren't more entries, but let me think of a new theme and you and I at least can keep passing this comp back and forth!