Misheard game titles

Fitz · Sat 24/05/2014 21:39:11

So the other day I was listening to the Blue Cup Tools podcast and one of the guys said something about Sam & Max -- I forget what it was, because what sidetracked me was how I pictured the spelling of the title: "Salmon Max". Must be the pun demon in me. Here's a few others I came up with -- including some commercial AGS titles:

Some maritime pair o' ducks

Jim and I rule

Resin ants

...and some more random AAA titles:

McSpain

Bile Shuck

Kneed. Forced. Peed.

Anyone else got something?

Stupot · Mon 26/05/2014 16:54:30

Find a Fanciful Teen.
Sci-lentil.
'Ello Nina Dark.

*edit - cool thread idea btw :-)

A coule more:
Angel Vampires.
Whirled a Fork Raft.
Marry 'er sis, Steve or...

Fitz · Thu 29/05/2014 17:23:56

Yours are hysterical! Good job! Here are some more I came up with -- some FPP shooter classics:

Duke KNEW Kim
Her Attic
Pink Eeler
Cow Nurse Trike
They Us Sex

Ghost · Thu 29/05/2014 17:39:29

Lovely! I went through my Steam lib and found...

Dead's Pace

Vier. (It makes sense in German)

Jetson's Guns Gold.

Sort of the Stars.

Decent.

Hobo · Thu 29/05/2014 19:16:16

Have any of you guys played Quack or Unreel? I also recommend Dumb Rider.

Babar · Thu 29/05/2014 20:31:08

Dock ciders 1 & 2
Dead-eye Land
Dire Sex and Dire Sex: Human Revolutions
Raise the Son

Stupot · Thu 29/05/2014 22:50:34

Dead Aura: Live!
Ledge End of the* Elder: Oak Arena of Thyme.
Vague Rent Story.

_{*pronouned with a comedy French 'ze'}

EliasFrost · Thu 29/05/2014 23:02:38

Haha, McSpain, Good one.

'Sup Cream Come Under
Shad O' Rum

Fitz · Fri 30/05/2014 07:23:06

You guys are ON FIRE! Keep 'em coming!

Here are some Real Time Strategy legends:

Commandant Conker: Riddle Ert

Work Raft

Stark Raft

Done Jen, Keep 'er

Toe Dull And Aisle A Shin

Stupot · Fri 30/05/2014 09:31:18

Done Jen. Keep 'er! Hahaha love it!

Fitz · Fri 30/05/2014 10:37:46

Daaamn, dude, your version was so good that I went back and edited mine.

Meanwhile, here are some more -- this time Third Person Perspective games:

To whom? Ray there.

Ummm... Decay...

Graham Tough Title: Send in Dreiers

Old McRon: The Gnome (add salt)

Faring Height: And dig, Oprah! Fez! See?

Gah! Thick! Free firs' aching! Guards!

Which? Her.

Ellen Wei: Come, Mayor. Uhh, cannot, Mayor!

kaput · Fri 30/05/2014 20:23:06

boo german
She no be
red-head redemption (can you imagine how cool that would be?)
ass, ass n' creed (the deadly trio...)
Bro! Ken's word.

selmiak · Fri 30/05/2014 20:26:50

I only play
Cheat EA!

Mandle · Fri 30/05/2014 23:32:31

Manky eye-run... (slight Japanese accent)

Sorry...rather basic one but I had to include just for the "ewwwww factor"

Ghost · Sat 31/05/2014 00:24:05

Quote from: Mandle on Fri 30/05/2014 23:32:31
Manky eye-run... (slight Japanese accent)

Goo goo ga joop!

Gurok · Sat 31/05/2014 04:05:31

Quote from: Mandle on Fri 30/05/2014 23:32:31
Manky eye-run... (slight Japanese accent)

Sorry...rather basic one but I had to include just for the "ewwwww factor"

Or a slight Scooby-Doo impression!

Rare Jazz Tutor Wary

Mandle · Sat 31/05/2014 13:29:03

MISSED!

TGames · Sat 31/05/2014 16:50:02

Fame Bull 1, 2 ,and 3

Fitz · Sat 31/05/2014 17:02:33

OK, time for some 3D platformer classics:
Mariel Brought Hers
Saw Nick Do Head Jog
Ban Joe & Kill Zooey
Rat Shit: Ink Link

Some classic adventure games
Fly, Dove: Diem As Ink Ween
This Curled: New "R"
Fool Frodo
Sigh! Mon, the sore soror
Ledge in Dove: Cur and ya

...and some random action games:
Do whom? Helen Nurth?
Ellen Wickham: Eric cannot, Mayor (an improved version of a title I posted a while back)
Glad He Ate Her

Mandle · Sat 31/05/2014 17:09:09

Quote from: Fitz on Sat 31/05/2014 17:02:33
Fool Frodo