phish bassist + 9-year girl = art photos

[taryuu]

http://www.local6.com/news/2414796/detail.html

so let's same like any of us you find yourself in an intersting scenario.  you're the bassist for a world famous jam band, and you're at a  midnight  dead concert sposored by the hell's angels. do you

a)sample some fine biker grass and pass out backstage

b)go onstage with the dead for an impromptu jam

or

c)take the 9 year old daughter of the the leader of the hell's angels into a secluded, darkened boathouse with the intention of taking some "art photos"

When asked by WNBC-TV if there was any reasonable explanation for Gordon to have been with the girl at 1:00 AM in a secluded boat house, Maj. O'Donnell of the State Park Police said "I have no explanation for it."

The DA's office says the evidence is being evaluated. Regardless of whether Gordon has to face a judge next month, law-enforcement sources say unofficial justice was already delivered. The Hell's Angels, who detained Gordon for police, were not, the sources say, gentle with sensitive areas of the rock star's body.

i certainly hope not