On selecting your new mayor

[Shattered Sponge]

There's been a lot of buzz around the California mayoral election, recently, and I'm sure those of you actually in posesion of the right to vote in it are having a lot of trouble deciding how to put said right to use - perhaps you have elected to place your support behind whichever candidate has only the most tenuous link to pornography magazines, or perhaps (like any sensible person) you are going for the one with smut closest to their heart; however, there is (shockingly) a much more reliable method for choosing California's political future.  Recently pioneered by San Francisco magazine The Wave, this revolutionary project only needs to be executed in every election ever, and your mind will be made up within five minutes.  Don't believe me?  Read this article:

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24031

Got that?  Right, raise your hand if you don't want the one with the most rediculous smile to win.  Everybody who doesn't have their hands raised, point and laugh at the single person who does.  Now kill him and eat his skin - the fool!  See?  It really is that simple, so join my campaign to have this test performed on every political candidate in the world!  DO IT NOW!

Yes, this whole post can basically be boiled down to the phrase 'cool link'.

[DGMacphee]

Ah, The Wave -- where I go to get my Seanbaby fix since he "abandoned" his website.