Do you get any ?

[nihilist]

How many people here are getting some!?

Lets get a topic going...

By the way, I don't think this topic should be removed because:

A. Making Loooove is a natural instinctive human act
B. it is a valid topic in the general chat section
C. Because if you remove it, we'll know you're just frustrated hehe...

[Archangel (aka SoupDragon)]

lol. I'm going to start a topic about defecation. Not only is it a natural human act, AND within the rules of the gengen forum, but anyone who deletes it I know will have constipation XD

[Pumaman]

I'm getting some winter clothes tomorrow, yes - thanks for asking.

[Trapezoid]

I'm getting my learners permit soon, I think.

[DinghyDog]

Well, I don't know about everyone else, but I'm getting some homework done.

[makri]

I don't get any, I'm married.

[veryweirdguy]

1. Why do you want to know?
2. I'll be getting some food later, itf that's what you mean
3. Why do you want to know?

[Archangel (aka SoupDragon)]

1. Why do you want to know?

Either 1. he's not getting any either, and doesn't want to feel left out, or
2. he's just lost his virginity and wants to feel superior to us poor unhealthy geeks.

[12431]

if you're talking about beating, yeah. gettin' it every day, and tha's good I tell ya! it's aaaaall goood!

[Darth Mandarb]

Why do you care man?  You're a nihilist ... you're supposed to care about nothing!

[color=002500]"Nihilists ... fuck.  I mean say what you want about the tenents of national socialism at least it's an ethos."[/color]
- Walter Sobchak

cheers,
dm

[Evil]

Lol Darth! Well I think I have had this discussion before on Irc... And the answer is yes...

[rodekill]

I have a vague memory of getting some at some point. It's been a while so I can't be sure.

[Hobbes]

Nihilist, does your mother know you started this thread?

[BOYD1981]

[sum-41]

srroy abot th tpying, theer is nued womin on my lapp.

Answer enough?

P.S. Woah Boyd! Better keep that porn- it is so damn hot!

[Ishmael]

I do get a lot of stuff... and not so much of them are complaints. I belive I would get, if I wanted..... but the current sitiuation is for some odd, unknown reason enough for me...... (don't ask... I can't answer....)

[m0ds]

I got some this morning. It always wakes me up.

Nescafe.

m0ds

[12431]

nescafe... that's also good stuff

[Captain Mostly]

Archangel: The answer is almost certainly 2.

I feel sorry for his school friends. I bet he hasn't shut up about it for weeks.


But seriously folks: "Nescafé"? I don't think the Gen forum needs THAT sort of smut. Can we PLEASE keep to varieties of tea please (preferably in a square bag... Pyramid bags are ok if that's your sort of thing, but I don't think we need to hear about it).

[Squinky]

You all should be ashamed of yourselfs...

[Captain Mostly]

Yeah. But you should be ashamed of us too!

[Ben]

I like how Roger and Rogerette are naked, but still wearing belts and collars. Very kinky.

And to answer your question, I just ate a really good pie.. Just as good as sex if you ask me.

[cpage]

yeah the answer has to be 2  

infact I think I started a thread like this somewhere at that point of my life

the current answer to that question for me would be no... I'm such a loser...

you sick bastard......

lippo-suction is a big step

[Captain Mostly]

I really hope nihilist named himself after Dave and Phil. That'd be brill (and I didn't mean to rhyme).

[nihilist]

haha the more I read this the funnier it gets!!!

That's why I started this thread - just to get various silly resposes ~!

[BruisedMelia]

Do I get any? Yes, quit often. I always end up giving it to my sisters, though.

[Moresco]

No, & I squeeze & squeeze & squeeze but it NEVER comes out!!! Damn, they call it Easy-cheese...but is it easy? NO!

Hey...what were you thinkin there pervo? ^^

[cpage]

Bruised now I have the most disturbing (but straingly erotic) picture in my head!

[Andail]

If God was less of an ironic man, I could very well have gotten some last yesterday night.
Sadly, God did not only put out lots of interesting girls around me, he also created this notion of "occupied"

[Butcher]

Well my brother gave me some today in the morning. It certainly helped me get up. Usually I get it from my mother in the afternoon. Once I gave it to my cat and she went fuckin' crazy!

Oh wait! we're talking about nescafe? sorry! I thought this was about sex...forget everything I said.

I'd have to be a total pervert to give nescafe to my cat.

[cpage]

okay I'll be damned if anyone can beat that one ...
that was funny as hell

[DGMacphee]

How many people here are getting some!?

Yeah, with your mother.  

[12431]

you just reminded me of a sick joke...:

little jack: what's the best condom in the world?
man: your mother

[Captain Mostly]

I get SOME, but I didn't get that last one.

[Robert Eric]

I got some all night long.  It was a long, tiring experience that resulted in a big mess and lots of pain.  I can barely type to tell you all about it.

I'll never take birth control pills again.  I don't think they were designed for men.

You can't get any from a pregnant lady, so I have the option of waiting (eek), or finding another woman to 'get some' from in the meantime (double eek).

[auhsor]

Well my brother gave me some today in the morning. It certainly helped me get up. Usually I get it from my mother in the afternoon. Once I gave it to my cat and she went fuckin' crazy!

Oh wait! we're talking about nescafe? sorry! I thought this was about sex...forget everything I said.

I'd have to be a total pervert to give nescafe to my cat.

Heh, that was one of the funniest things i've heard for a long time.