the SARS-virus will blossom man...

[12431]

I just heard that in singapore, A new man just got teh lungvirus known as sars... lol... arse... is this confirmed yet?

[BOYD1981]

they said this would happen when SARS first arrived on the disease scene, it's here to stay, but it doesn't mean there'll be another epidemic, it's like the flu

[Darth Mandarb]

Haha!  My old roommate is a HUGE conspiracy theorist and he's convinced that the U.S. gvt. created the SARs virus.

He thinks it was released in China (who were a hot spot a few months ago) so that the CDC could come sweeping in and save the day and then China is indebted to the U.S. and the crisis is averted.

Hahah!!

Everybody knows that SARs was created by Bill Gates.

dm

[Snake]

Bill Gates? Nah.

It's clearly Helm.

SABOTAGE!!!1!!11!!


--Snake

[MillsJROSS]

Or perhaps it was designed by the chinese themselves to reduce the population.

-MillsJROSS

[12431]

I don't think it's possible to make such a virus... I mean, the goverment couldn't have made it... the damages cost to much... but that's just a small bill to pay for a rich man... BILL GATES! He did it!

[rodekill]

It may have come from the bathroom of the bar I was at two Saturdays ago.
Seriously.

* rodekill shivers.

[12431]

you live in singapore?

[rodekill]

Nope. Montreal.
You'd be amazed what kinds of things you can find in a bar bathroom at 3 am though.
Maybe not amazed.
Maybe... frightened.

Like, I was using the regular toilet, since the urinals were full, and I decided against flushing since every surface seemed to be coated in some kind of wetness already, and then on my way out this girl stops me and says "Hey, you didn't flush." to which I said "Hell no.". And then she got upset. I guess she was suicidal and was planning on sitting down on the thing.
And then I said "I'm pretty sure this is the guys bathroom, so, move." and left to have another pint.

So basically, stay away from girls who have been near the bathrooms of a bar at 3 am after you've been drinking heavily, because chances are they have cooties.

[TheYak]

All girls have cooties..     there is good news though...  SARS may be a fairly deadly disease but it does have calcium.. and vitamin C!   Yay, SARS!  

Aw... !#%! I'm tired.

[SSH]

Never, never, eat peanuts or any other kind of snack from a bowl on a bar. A recent study found traces of 43 different people's urine on the peanuts in one bowl.....

eeeewwwwww!

[12431]

yeah. people really should wash their hands after going to the toilet

[Matt Brown]

or not pee in the peanut jar

[Nellie]

Especially with 42 other people queuing behind you.

[LGM]

Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

[rodekill]

 :o

[MrColossal]

lgm, i don't know what you think you're doing but shut up and stop it

i don't see how you can try and "insult" these posts and i honestly don't see why you would even want too. looks to me like everyone is having fun, why do you have to go and be a dickhead?

[Timosity]

Sure LGM has been a bit of a dick, but public humiliation like that, as much as it is funny, is just as much being a dickhead back in the same fashion.

sure you'll probably get your point across, I just prefer subtlety.

as for Sars, yeah, I remember her from school

[MrColossal]

at least i thought it up myself and was able to direct it at the person i felt was being an ass

instead of a randomly generated insult with no real center or mentioning of who he is attacking

i guess i'm more of a focused dickhead

[LGM]

heh, again.. Sorry.. No actual hostility meant :-p

Oh well, I'll take the bashing and be on my way