Caption Competition

[magintz]

How about starting a caption competition?

Every week I'll show an image, either a game/film screenshot or random pic, and you'll have to submit a suitable caption. The best one wins.

I'll start one here, if people like it I'll move it across to C and A, as OTG has told me to do ^_^.

First Image:

This is a screenshot from spiderman, have fun, two entries per person; maximum, You have till next tuesday, winner will be announced on Wednesday along with next weeks pic.

[Darth Mandarb]

Spiderman's Wet Dream

[Al_Ninio]

I think posting the pic again is quite unnecessary, DM.
And I like the idea of this competition, hope it works!

[Matt Brown]

hahaha, nice DM. I was actually thinking along those lines


I'll see if I can think of something s00n

[Ben]

Walter the lightbulb inconspicuously lies in wait to brutally blind his next oblivious victim.

[TheYak]

Thinking toilet paper too messy, Jeremy's geeky friends dental-floss his room.

[Domino]

how'd you get that photo of my apartment. I apologize, i can be quite a pig.

[rodekill]

"See mom? See what happens when you make me stitch up my own socks!?"

[Robert Eric]

"I TOLD those damn sheeps to shut up!"

[BOYD1981]

hmm, webby

[Ciro Durán]

"damn those halloween parties!, I have to clean my room now..."

and

"at least I caught that fly"

[YOke]

hmm... The can DID say "Do not shake before opening"...

EDIT:

For the adventure-gamers among us:
use CAN OF SUPER-SLIME on RUBBER BALL
whoops!

[justG]

"Charlotte on crack"

[Nellie]

"Unfortunately the 'String Your Own Hammock' kit instructions were half Japanese"

OR

"Damn his stingy ISP!  Jeff would just have to make his own webspace."

[DGMacphee]

"I AERS TEGH SPIDREMAN!!!!!!111!! I HAXJ0R YUO!!!!11!! LOLOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!11!!!"

[|Alky|]

Zed?  It's Maynard.  The spider thing ain't workin'

[m0ds]

LoL DG

"This dungeon looks suspiciously like my bedroom."*

"MY NAME ARE JEFF DANIEL I HATE SPIDER!!11111"



* add "What what" for more comedy value.

[Eggie]

My spider senses tell me that there MAY be a tripwire planted in this room.

ORZ

WELL FROM NOW ON HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN DAMN PASTA!!!

[Nostradamus]

"I can't believe no one cleaned my room since I went to Iraq with the army on January!"

[Gilbert]

"Don't want your home robbed clean by some Parker? Always close the windows before you leave your home!" - NYPD

[Timosity]

I'm Damned proud of this Web Site!!

[Evil]

Lol JustG!

What about...

"Peter decied to booby trap his room with acid covered string. He mistakenly started at the wrong end and now is stuck in the corner."

or

"Hey mom, remember the pet spider that you got me for my birthday that I killed... Yeah, I dont think its dead..."

[Bluke4x4]

"I knew I shouldn't've let the cat play with that stupid yarn ball in here!"