Can anyone who's nice enough post some screenshots of my demo for me?

[R4L]

PLEASE WILL ANYONE POST MY DEMO AND MY SCREENSHOTS UP ON THEIR SITE PLEASE!

[DGMacphee]

NO, CAUSE YOU COULDA ASKED THIS IN THE THREAD YOU MADE 2 MINS AGO!

IN FACT, YOU DESERVE A PUNISHMENT!

* DGMacphee teabags Rap4Life!

P.S. TURN YOUR CAPSLOCK OFF, CAUSE IT GIVE THE IMPRESSION YOU'RE YELLING AT PEOPLE -- IT'S EVEN MAKING ME DO IT!

[R4L]

Ok how bout I ask again this time without caps on BESIDES I WASN'T YELLIN but I need help because all the sites like brinkstar and freewebs
are too laggy for aol so I can't use those and geocities cost money. So I was wondering if anyone would post some screenshots for me. So you know what? Fu¢k you and fu¢k everybody who got a prob with this thread!  
DGMacphee go fu¢k yourself

[DGMacphee]

Settle down, boy, or you're gonna give yourself a heart attack.

I could point you in the direction of some places and methods to host your images, but I don't see why I should now that you've told me to go fuck myself.

Christ, make one retarded joke about someone's dodgy writing skills and suddenly they go apeshit -- I mean, what did you expect, Rap4Life, leaving yo' ass open like that?

Ah, what the hell...

* DGMacphee teabags Rap4Life again!

[Raggit]

Rap,

People won't have any problems with your thread if you're polite and cooperative, and not firmly asking or telling people here to post you screens.

Afterall, whoever hosts your files is doing you a favor.

To the point, I think Noel still offers webspace for quick uploads. But I don't know, so you might wanna contact him about it in a person message or something.  Just check the members list.

[WanderLady]

Do you mean post them here or on the person's site?
I'll post them here, if that is what you mean.

On a side note, I use AOL and freewebs, and everything works fine.

[R4L]

Ok im sorry if I gt out of hand. How can I contact Noel? I am a newbie so I just wanted help but DGMacphee comes and thinks I just demanded all this shit and I didn't. So I would just like some help.
Thanks oh and Freewebs freezes when I try to choose a colour on aol so just to let ya know WanderLady.

[Raggit]

Ah,

Don't worry about DG, he likes to joke around like that, it's his little way of saying what I did.  Basically.

(We usually keep him chained but he keeps chewing it off!!)  


Anyway, you can contact Neole with a personal message right here on the boards by clicking on his user name from this list:  http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?action=mlletter;letter=n

Make sure you contact Neole and not somebody else!!
Just ask him if he still offers quick upload space.  Although I haven't seen him around recently so he may not reply right away. Hope this helps!

[DGMacphee]

First of all, I didn't acuse you of demanding anything.

However, I did accuse you of doing the following:

1) Posting on the same topic in two different threads in the space of two minutes -- why couldn't you just ask for webservers in the first thread you made?

2) Writing in Caps -- Caps give the impression that you are shouting and, even though your request is polite with the afronted 'Please', it looks like you're shouting such a request from across the Grand Canyon.

I never said you were demanding and meant my comment as a bit of lighthearted humour.

Now, settle down, sport!

As for Raggit:

* DGMacphee chews through his chain and bites Raggit's gelatinous leg! (Tastes like chicken!)

EDIT: As for this mysterious webhost issue, Neole's upload space is here: http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/upload/upload.html

That should take care of your screenshots -- As for the demo, if it's larger than 1mb, you might need to find someone to host that.

[remixor]

Man, you gotta be careful cause these forums are a trip.

[taryuu]

dude you are hardcore to the extreme.  big props for representing.

it doesn't surprise me AT ALL that you're on aol.

anyway, use this handy proxy.

http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/

then your image url

for example

http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://rap4life42o.com/myhardcorepicture.gif

don't need to worry about using anyone's webspace, just use tripod or geocities or whatever.

also,geocities is free, what kinda ghetto crack have you been smoking?

http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/learn2/HowItWorks4_Free.html

[MrColossal]

jeez DG i think you're really off the mark here

if you were planning on helping him at all you would have done it in your first post which you didn't, sure you were being comedic but was it necessary at all?*

just tell him some places to upload and ask him to please not type in all caps, everyone wins.

what's everyone's problem with this guy?

raggit, his post was polite, he even said please, granted it was a double post but so what? a mod can combine them later.

eric

*and i don't want a broken down explaination of why you feel his post was stupid i just want you to stop a second and question if it was worth it and if simply helping him wouldn't have been better. you can't expect someone new to AGS to come in here and automatically know your humour

if (CalmTheFuck(Down)==1){
AddInventory(Cinnabon);
}

[m0ds]

Sigh, can we please stop with the f**k's and take out the n**ga crap from our signiatures please :

[DGMacphee]

Eric, if you'll reread my first post, you'll notice that I am calm (i.e. I teabagged him as a joke via a forum message -- Yes, I placed my virtual testicles upon his forehead, and if that doesn't say lighthearted joke, then I don't know what does) -- I'm also merely demonstrating the effect of writing in Caps for the entire message, which as you can see leads to misinterpretation of my words, hence your scripting:

if (CalmTheFuck(Down)==1){
AddInventory(Cinnabon);
}

And to make it clear that I was calm when I wrote this "joke", I added this:

P.S. TURN YOUR CAPSLOCK OFF, CAUSE IT GIVE THE IMPRESSION YOU'RE YELLING AT PEOPLE -- IT'S EVEN MAKING ME DO IT!

I didn't call him names, nor did I say anything that was actually offensive, not did I accuse him of demanding anything (Like we've both said, he even said 'PLEASE').

I figured I'd add a humourous little quip before someone else tells him where the webhosts are.

He told me to go fuck myself and I told him to "settle down" (and virtual-teabagged him again )

I think Rap4Life and anyone else who accuses me of "being off the mark" here are probably thrown off by my use of Caps, which creates an aggressive-like tone, which proves my point that a full Caps message is a dangerous thing.

I have no real problem with Rap4Life (at least, until he told me to go fuck myself and said I accused him of demanding stuff, but I'd like to think I'm not petty person that continually holds grudges against people -- You'll notice I even directed him to Noele's web host too).

It was a joke, and a very obvious one.

There is no need for people to get their knickers in a knot when when someone makes a joke.

Foe example, lets just say hmmmm... someone stuck my face on a picture of a penis ( ) and posted it on the internet  for the world to see -- Would I go apeshit if I saw it?

Just the opposite: I laughed my balls off, because I recognise it's a joke (and an honest one too   ).

Now if everyone wants, I can assume a stolid, Ingmar Bergman-style persona that abandons all forms of, at least, trying to be "funny" -- but I'm not pretty when I'm like that.

In fact, I'm very very fugly when I'm like that.

Now, if anyone still believes I'm "off the mark", then you're entitled to believe that, but I maintain my position as being calm and lighthearted -- and not blowing my top here going " STFU N00B, YOU MADE 2 POSTS ON THE SAME TOPIC OMG YOU LOSER   DONT SPEAK IN CAPS   "

I know I've given a broken down explaination here (and not upon why I thought his post was stupid -- Incidently, I didn't think his post was stupid, just a little under-researched considering we have a pre-registration questionare and rules posted in practically every forum) but I think I had to explain myself a little better.

I hope everyone is f*cking friends now.

And on that note...

* DGMacphee teabags everyone, before brown-eyeing Eric!  

[Panda At Skool]

I think this might be a good idea to lock this thread, before it ballons into a huge newbie arguement. The guy got what he needed, people said they were sorry, lets lock it before it gets out of hand.

*  fears dead horse beatage