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The Kyrandia series especially Kyrandia Hand of Fate is one of my favorites.
(P.S. Has anyone made a sequel???.)

I played the first one and it was a good game. I got stuck later on, and lost everything due to having to reformat my HD.

Of course. From Westwood Studios! (Who also made Eye of the Beholder).

Great graphics, great animation one of the most annoying puzzles (I don'teven know if it qualifies as a puzzle) of all adventure games though. Those who have played it, will know what I'm talking about.

And yes there are 2 other Kyrandia games. I just can't recall the names. Not exactly sequels though.

Kyrandia = Kings Quest Rip off.

That's like calling every fantasy novel ever made a Lord of the Rings rip-off.

King's Quest itself is about the most unoriginal adventure game ever... so...

Medieval=KQ Rip off?  I dug the Kyrandia games because they were a little more adult-geared.  When the storyline got into its darkest bits, it was rarely rivaled by KQ's climaxes.  The puzzles tended to be mostly of the fetch-and-carry sort, but the game had enough humor and visual beauty to keep it interesting. 

I liked the first one well enough, loved Hand of Fate and liked Malcom's Revenge (less for the over-bright pre-rendered everything and more for Malcolm).  That's not to say I'm downplaying KQ, but I liked KQ for different reasons. 

I have played the first Kyrandia a bit. It has probably the most beautiful graphics I've ever seen in an adventure game of that time! Especially animations were great. But I never finished it cause I really didn't know what to do... maybe I should start over again.

Heh, I seem to remember this discussion from awhile back, but I think it was hijacking a thread at the time...

I seem to be the only one who was rather disappointed with the Kyrandia series. I disliked the puzzles, and walking deads never made me happy. Voice acting wasn't noteworthy in any game, but was downright bad in Hand of Fate. I rarely give up on game series, but I totally gave out on Kyrandia. Pet peeves include the maze and the castle of Kyrandia 1, the entire end of Kyrandia 2 (Tower of Hanoi? Please. Also, what the hell was the deal with that rainbow tree?), and the many possibilities in Kyrandia 3 that, right at the beginning, could lock you off. I mean, non-linearity is fine, but being able to lock yourself out of them all by doing too much leaves you constantly hunting for a walkthrough - not good. Also damn tedious, the "prison" scenes, especially when you THINK you know you have what it takes but you don't and have to do the same task umpteen times.

Yeah, the graphics were mighty pretty. The story was ok and the characters interesting. I still heavily dislike it.

I loved Kyrandia's graphics, really crisp and very beatifull. The puzzles were a bit iffy, and you're right Kings Quest is more childish (exept for KQ8). Kyrandia is more mature.  ;)

Westwood had some of the best art back in the day, and I'm mainly thinking Lands of Lore here, but Kyrandia 2 is also top of the pile. The drop-anything-anywhere-oh-make-potions-also gui of the games and the puzzles never appealed to me but I finished the first two back when I was young and didn't know any better. Fireberry maze sucks boston penis, though. And Zanthia is really annoying. But, dude, huge sentient white mickey glove! Points!

I absolutely loved the first two Kyrandia games. (Incidentally, does anyone know a way to make them run under XP? I still have the original discs but they won't run worth a damn...)
I thought the artwork and music were well above par, the humor was worthwhile, the voice acting was...video game voice acting; I'd heard worse. The atmosphere of the games was really great; they captured an epic-fairytale style that I've not seen done before or since (even compared to King's Quest, which was guilty of trying too hard, IMHO) with the possible exception of the recent Narnia movie. Sure, some of the puzzles were annoying, but that's every adventure game, IMHO. Some hits, some misses. Nothing ever really bugged me to the point of not playing the game anymore.

But Kyrandia 3 was horrible...IMHO. The puzzles were all annoying, I hated Malcolm, and the sudden departure from the art style that had so engrossed me before was unfortunate. It just didn't feel like Kyrandia anymore. It's like the difference between Star Control 2 and Star Control 3, of Master of Orion 2 and Master of Orion 3 (what is it with the third game in a series? Why do they always feel the need to "re-imagine" games on the third try?). It was almost as if the game had been given to a different team to make, and the team lead didn't really like the original material...

Anyway, yes, I've heard of 'em and loved the first two. :)

I'm not sure but DOS-BOX might be able to play them...

And yes, I ftotally forgot about the music. You know the tune with the harp i nthe begining in the forest, I had it recorded in a tape and hade it playing again and again...

Quote from: Nikolas on Sun 18/12/2005 19:55:09
I'm not sure but DOS-BOX might be able to play them...

Google-ing... cool! Thanks! :)

I remember Kyrandia:

http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=13028.msg156120#msg156120

I've only ever played the first one all the way through, and it's really fun.  The only thing that annoyed me was the gem puzzle.  I should break out the other two games, they're on my hard drive I've just never gotten around to playing them.

I loved the graphics, but never made further than first 7-8 rooms.
Story and puzzles just sucked too much for me.

Quote from: Spitfire on Sun 18/12/2005 02:07:17
Kyrandia = Kings Quest Rip off.

Yea, but at least Kyrandia was enjoyable.

When I first played Kyrandia I was GREATLY impressed by the visuals (and still am).  The backgrounds were so painstakingly detailed that I find it difficult that anyone could NOT appreciate them.  The character art was good, the gameplay amused me, although I agree that certain puzzles were there for the sake of giving the game artificial length (like the maze).  I guess I'm the only person that thought Hand of Fate was utter pants, though.  I find it difficult to like anything about that one, although I did enjoy Malcom's Revenge - even if they did turn Brandon into a sniveler and Kallak into some kind of mildly villainous fool.
FISHCREME SANDWICHES!

Rocketgirl- you might also consider vmware, which in some cases does a better job than Dosbox - particularly with the cd-rom versions of Star Trek 25th anniversary and Judgement Rites (which ran stuttery in dosbox even with cycle tweaking).

/me thinks he's the only person who thinks the maze in K1 was the best logic puzzle he's ever had...

Anyway, the Kyrandia games were all great, though I liked the first two games more, as the rendered graphics and the crappy FMVs in 3 lacked the clean and crystal-clear looks like in the former games, which utilized the 256 colour modes so well.

I sort of enjoyed the maze.  It was an interesting twist on paper-mapping a puzzle given the limited duration of the light.  Considering the straight-forward mazes in many KQ/SQ games, it didn't feel too much like filler.  Though one of my favorite standard mazes was KQ6's catacombs.  QFG-I had an amusing maze-like bit, but too frustrating at times.

Part of what I liked about K3 was the character parodies - Brandon was a bit of a whiny wuss in the first so it was cool to see the developers pick up on that and play with it a bit. 

I think the problem with the maze was, it was too big. Sure, it made a good logic puzzle, I agree, but after the 6th room of the pattern - not to mention that you didn't KNOW which rooms had fireberries or not until you actually went in, which made a LOT of save-restore and meta-game mapping - things got rather boring...

I enjoy every bit of the maze while drawing maps, you know, this is a good old game that you really need to and had good reasons to really draw maps. :)

qfg1 had a maze??

Well, maze/funhouse/trial and error bug-filled (VGA ver.) pain in the ass. 

You talking about the warlock room? I agree trial-and-error-doom, but very fun in my opinion, and that doesn't classify as a maze in any way!

There exists no VGA version of Quest for Glory 1. Do not speak such folly ever again. Ever. Again.

Wait? You're talking about the far superior VGA with claymation and the most ass-kickin' bugs this side of Speilburg QFG1 VGA, right?

If you mean Wizard Whirl(or something similar), that was the best minigame i've ever seen in an adventure game.

The remake of QFG 1 caused nightmares for me.  So many times i just wanted to kill that jester... it used to make me think(scream) "Get out of the way you moron, let me do the damn puzzle!". 

Guys, if you talk to the warlock about elsa, he stops throwing shit at you and lets you do the puzzle in relative peace.

Not when i played it... you had to threaten him somehow to get him to stop... and even then the puzzle was a bitch.  Only in the old one i was able to beat it.

I think in the non-existant VGA version, you couldn't tell him about Elsa, and also the puzzle was poorly executed because the timing was messed up.

Why anyone plays it ever is a mystery to me. The EGA version is the ultimate in perfection and never needed updating.

And before I forget, I really enjoyed the fireberry puzzle in Kyrandia 1. It was better than just a normal maze and it really took some thinking to get through. Anyone who complains about it is just really lazy.

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

The fireberry maze was indeed neat. Wasn't really a maze, since it had a logical, puzzley solution to it.

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:10:33

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

All the ingredient collecting was really the only thing that annoyed me in the Kyrandia games. I liked that you could pick up so many things, though, but it was so hard to know what you were supposed to do with everything! The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 2. That drove me batty most of the time!

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

All the ingredient collecting was really the only thing that annoyed me in the Kyrandia games. I liked that you could pick up so many things, though, but it was so hard to know what you were supposed to do with everything! The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 2. That drove me batty most of the time!

SILLY!  The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 1. There are recipes for most of the stuff in K2!

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

All the ingredient collecting was really the only thing that annoyed me in the Kyrandia games. I liked that you could pick up so many things, though, but it was so hard to know what you were supposed to do with everything! The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 2. That drove me batty most of the time!

Yeah I didn't like the collecting much either. And if there's one thing I really disliked somehow, was to be able to drop anything anywhere and stuff. Kinda felt wrong I don't know. Remember in Kyrandia 2 where Xanthia tries on different outfits and goes 'oh no this won't do' etc, that was irritating. I didn't like her generally. I finished 2 with a walkthrough :shame

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

All the ingredient collecting was really the only thing that annoyed me in the Kyrandia games. I liked that you could pick up so many things, though, but it was so hard to know what you were supposed to do with everything! The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 2. That drove me batty most of the time!

Yeah I didn't like the collecting much either. And if there's one thing I really disliked somehow, was to be able to drop anything anywhere and stuff. Kinda felt wrong I don't know. Remember in Kyrandia 2 where Xanthia tries on different outfits and goes 'oh no this won't do' etc, that was irritating. I didn't like her generally. I finished 2 with a walkthrough :shame

Now see, maybe it's because I'm a girl, but I liked Xanthia and I liked that she changed clothes after every part. I thought it was fun!

I didn't like dropping stuff anywhere because it was messy!

I only really liked the big hand. It didn't have to change outfits. It was all awesome, all the time.

The big hand rock rocked on! I liked 3 the best out of all of them, though, even though it wasn't as pretty. I liked that you could decide between being mean and being nice for things, it was very clever. I wish more games gave users control over things like that.

Couldn't play due to prerenderage. Maybe I should try again.

Get a room, for crying out loud.

I'd never cheat on you with her, petter

QuoteAnd before I forget, I really enjoyed the fireberry puzzle in Kyrandia 1. It was better than just a normal maze and it really took some thinking to get through. Anyone who complains about it is just really lazy.

Well, sure, I mean, if dying-restoring-knowing_that's_not_the_room_you_can_go_to_because_it_has_no_fireberry_bush as an inetgral part of the gameplay is a *good* and *logical* thing. :P I mean, it would be so much better if we could SEE, on certain rooms, which (if any) of the adjacent rooms had a fireberry bush.

I still found it a nice twist.  If anything, I think Kyrandia was primarily guilty of the ultimate game cliche - that of grabbing anything you can conceivably pick up even if it seems to have no purpose.  At least with most adventures, the needed device or object is readily apparent, but Kyrandia liked to make you carry around a Dead Hippo/Cream Cheese combination object for the entire game so you could use it to divert nemeses from their evil goals.

Again, Kyra 3 had its kick-ass parts despite all the pre-rendered graphics.  While the jail sequences were irritating, they were fairly unique at the time (the first couple times).  There was a way to escape or skip them after awhile, wasn't there?  And I really don't know how you can't love a game where in a farm area Malcolm quips, "Ah.  Smell that dairy air." The height of pre-pubescent humor incarnate! Later sections kept me entertained by having my opinion changed from believing them utterly stupid, to believing them significantly brilliant, and back again (like the waterfall puzzle).

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Well, sure, I mean, if dying-restoring-knowing_that's_not_the_room_you_can_go_to_because_it_has_no_fireberry_bush as an inetgral part of the gameplay is a *good* and *logical* thing.

Yes it's a VERY good thing, I loved that very much, it's a game that really drove me lazy butt to actually draw maps. If you draw map it's great, if you just go guessing and trial-&-error everytime you use the maze it's your own problem.

I never used trial-and-error, if that's what you're saying. In adventure games I alwasy save before entering mazes, then go in to see what kind of a maze it is, and if necessary I go back and start mapping. I would have mapped this one anyway, and map it I did. In fact, no one here talked about "guessing", so I'm not sure where your point comes from... anyway, maybe my point was misinterpreted. I certainly didn't mean it was bad because it meant mapping. It was bad (IMO) because it meant repeatedly dying, and not being able to avoid it. Cumbersome, irritating, needless, and best way to slap you out of the game. Besides, I thought dying served either a) Humurous purposes (and then it was quite hinted), b) Punishment, or c) Plot device. It's neither of the 3, since it's not funny, it's not punishment (I mean, punishment for what?), and it's no plot device. At best, maybe a gameplay device, but if so, and this is just my one opinion, it's one the game could well do without.

I'm not talking about making the game easier, just fairer and less irritating.

I think the maze map can be mapped sufficient enough to pass it with no more than 6 dies, was that too many? I think it's quite fair. Actually I liked the maze so much that even after I passed it I went on mapping the rooms that're unnecessary to visit, and enjoyed the deaths in between, I'm never an opposer to pointless deaths in adventure games (and the deaths in this game were not pointless either), provided they're not frustrating like playing an arcade sequence that you'll lose 99% of the time.

6 dies?

<grin> I think we've found the problem. I'm a worse maze-navigator. Still, you kinda had to map most rooms, on account of those "special" rooms with stuff.

Ayuh, as far as concerns overall deaths they weren't all bad, it was just this maze-death system that had peeved me.

I'm probably sounding like I hate the series. I don't, it just disappointed me on some levels.