Mittens 2008 - l'édition Français | 15-22 August 2008

[Darth Mandarb]

Sure, I'm only afraid that my child may get frightened by an uknown penis.

Who mentioned Dominika was the member of the couple I want to lie with? I didn' t!

Oh I see ... so I'm not good enough for you huh?!!1?!?

Guess I'll just have to settle for some gorgeous French woman for the night 

[The Ivy]

I've booked a single room for the Armstrong on the same night. I've also invested in some heavy padlocks...

[MrColossal]

I'm bringing the Fun Gun!

[The Ivy]

Not the gun gun?

[Goldmund]

Sure, I'm only afraid that my child may get frightened by an uknown penis.

Who mentioned Dominika was the member of the couple I want to lie with? I didn' t!

Wait, so Lorena has no penis?!
My wife assured me all girls have one...

[Nacho]

Two words will sollute our problem.

Spoiler

Anal Sex

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[jetxl]

AGS will be banned from google once the google bot goes through this.

[Pumaman]

It's ok, we're used to Mittens being saucy after Disco and his ketchup last year.

[Nacho]

Hey... Only 6 days. I want to remind everybody not to go crazy with your bags and packs, ok? The rented car might be a small Clio.  You all knows we pass mittens with just a tanga, and a tree leaf whrn it gets dirty.

[Privateer Puddin']

Cool, well now I need to know about pickups and stuff, what were your plans for that Layabout?

Any word on this?

[Creed Malay]

I need need need to know this too! I have to book tickets as soon as soon. Where is good to be picked up from, Ryan?

[Snake]

If I had the money and wasn't scared of meeting 26 new people all at the same time (causing a nervous breakdown) you could count me in.

One of these days,


--Snake

[Pumaman]

Is it worth us collecting mobile phone numbers just in case somebody gets lost or doesn't turn up?

In fact, let's re-phrase that ... everyone who's coming, PM me your phone number (remember the country code!!), and then I'll send a PM to all of you on Monday with everyone else's number.

That way, when we all inevitably get questioned by the French cops, we can just phone Ivy and get her to translate the argument for us. But just in case her phone is engaged, the standard line "Je vous deteste, de porc" should get us through.

[The Ivy]

That way, when we all inevitably get questioned by the French cops, we can just phone Ivy and get her to translate the argument for us. But just in case her phone is engaged, the standard line "Je vous deteste, de porc" should get us through.

No, no, just quote Moulin Rouge lyrics at them. You know, "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?" and all that. They will get it and think it's funny.

[Radiant]

No, no, just quote Moulin Rouge lyrics at them. You know, "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?" and all that. They will get it and think it's funny.

Ah yes. A couple years ago I was in charge of a scouting camp for Dutch kids in France, and the group included a couple of twelve-year-old girls who insisted on singing that all the time (despite not speaking French and probably not knowing what they were singing either). Attracted quite a bit of attention, too

[Nacho]

Voulez-vouz couchez avec moi?

Do you want to get the coach with me?, I pressume.  I guess that' s what we have to ask when we are at the bus stops, no?

[scotch]

Here is a Belgian tv segment about the chateau. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRyR6ZylK9U

I don't speak Belgic. Do they say it's haunted or something cool like that? Feel free to lie.

[jetxl]

They say they payed more than half a milion euro's for the Chateau (they did the renovations too). The owners live next to it in the barn (the building with most of the bedrooms). They also own a tanning factory (or have a location for it) which is also on the domain.

It's tradition that the people who sponsored the stay in the chateau get the brides suit. So AGA and CJ...

edit: One of the bedroom floors is all crooked.
And this dude built the chateau for his mistress.

[Nacho]

Bufffff, seems like the perfect place for making a great soccer match. My vote goes for an "America" vs. "Europe" one...

[m0ds]

We will do his beard proud! Well, I know me & Miez certainly will

Layabout you foo! It's like 5 days to go and we're still in the dark! I will be in Oxford centre on the 15th, can you get there or somewhere near??