If you could as any adventure character any question, who would it be and what's the question?
Guybrush, probably. I'd go, "Did you just put that rubber-chicken-with-a-pulley-in-the-middle down your pants?! How big ARE those damn pants anyway?!"
I'd ask Purple Tentacle if I could be his vice president once he takes over the Universe.
i'd ask Guybrush about Grim Fandango.
I'd ask my characters : Hey guys care for more torture?
I'd ask Larry Vales if I could be his stunt driver.
I'd mis-click and end the dialogue by accident without getting to ask the question I wanted :-\
I'd ask Trilby what the hell he was thinking... he should have sent the Idol into space and then blown it up! Duh!
Well, it's not exactly adventure game-related, but I'd ask Gordon Freeman where he put his vocal cords, he seems to have lost them. ;D
"Who the heck programmed you in that fictional world you exist in, Cuppit? I want to shoot - I mean, congratulate that guy."
"Mr. Wilco, were you planning on proposing to Ms. Wankmeister in Space Quest 7? You really shouldn't keep stringing her along like that."
Glottis, what will it take for you to pimp my ride?
I'd ask Guybrush for the prices of his fine leather jackets.
~Sirus