Attention to all AGS'ers....
For the past few months, I realize that my antics were shrewed...but now, I have no reason to complain anymore for I have begun production on what could be the most unbelieveable title that AGS can put together.
My 1st MAJOR title is being produced...
which it is called...
LUNCHBOX
It is not a game but merely a movie.
I will have more details on the title as it comes.
Good luck.
I think your antics are still shrewed.
seriously, good luck
that would be awsome, have you ever hearc of the game fable for the xbox, if not look up on it. Its been in production for about 6 years :P and its much like your different route idea.
good luck again
-a chicken
P.S my xbox's broked :'(
Oh Phil, you really are funny.
This is, by far, the most amibitious fan game I've ever heard of. Reminds me of that Red Dwarf episode where they find out that their whole life has just been a video game where they make all the choices.
Unfortunately it seems a bit TOO ambitious. This is your first game, after all. Apologies for the way you've acted are accepted, but this is a bit over the top. The programming for a game with a 45 minute cutscene and a chance to make all the decisions would be very difficult, but the end result would be incredible.
I might even be willing to help on something like this, if there is a chance in hell it might ACTUALLY get finished. Which I'm sorry, I don't think it will be. Great idea though.
Moehahaha! I read this, and I burst out laughing out loud! It reminds me on myself 6 months ago! :P I said... Oh look, im gonna make a cool game wich will be sooo cool, and not even a month later I gave up. But ofcourse you are different and you will, as your first game make a game wich is longer gameplay than almost every profressional adventure game, and ofcourse it will be the best game made with AGS.
Yes you also have my good luck
NOW SERIOUS!
1. READ THE TERMS OF THIS FORUM!!! You should announce your game here when it's actually in progress, and so far that you are for sure it will be finished.
2. The title should be the title of the game!
3. Please place a screenshot of the game
4. DON'T BE REDICULOUS!! You'll never going to finish this.
I'm not flaming or anything, but ARE YOU SURE?!?! I mean, if are you an ubernerd without social life, to sit 24/7 behind your pc, and work on the game, then I think you might finish it in one year.... but I hope for you, you DO have a social life, or atleast other things to do besides adventuregame-developing hobby, and so I think it's for sure you won't finish it!
PS: How old are you? I mean, sex, drugs, violence... who cares anyway??? And why no puzzles, isn't that the very reliable part of the adventureindustry? And I think there are enough rapes, drugsdealers and murderers in this F***ED up world that we don't need to wast 65 hours of our time on more of it. I say change the gamename to "The P(e)aceMaker" 8)
Wait a minute. Does anyone remember that RPG guy or was that on another forum? Anyway, this reminds me of him, although the RPG guy was even, uh, worse?
--Erwin
Appologies for the continuation of the thread-jacking, but OH MY GOD yes I remember RPGMaker! He forced two threads about KQ2VGA to be locked because he flooded them with messages about how he could send us screenshots of his "monster folder" or something like that, thereby PROOVING that he was making the most awesomest game of all time. It had 156247325634 levels and 45564515789453 monsters, after all.
Minimi: You have used up your smiley quota for the rest of the month with that last post.
Now, to PhilRoberts. A 45 minute introduction? To be quite honest, it's going to take something amazing to get someone to sit and watch 45 minutes of exposition before they get around to playing the game. And at 50-60 hours, it would take me personally about half a year to finish playing.
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
I can't believe you're falling for this. I don't know who's funnier; PhilRoberts for making all these posts, or all of you for believing them, even after reading that gem.
Anyway, back on topic.
That idea sounds great except for the 50 cutscenes and the 45 minute introduction cutscene and the name 'Lunchbox'.
Quote from: DragonRose on Sun 25/01/2004 02:25:57
Appologies for the continuation of the thread-jacking, but OH MY GOD yes I remember RPGMaker! He forced two threads about KQ2VGA to be locked because he flooded them with messages about how he could send us screenshots of his "monster folder" or something like that, thereby PROOVING that he was making the most awesomest game of all time. It had 156247325634 levels and 45564515789453 monsters, after all.
That guy was soooooooooo cool. Here is his greatest post EVAH!:
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Hey, I'm logged in now. Sorry again for making all this so hard to read. Anyway, here's the status of my demo for rm2k right now. I won't give the status of my AGS game, yet....but I can say this... it's already pushing 75 maps! Here are my RPG MAKER 2000 features of my up coming RPG "Fantasy Quest" nnovative and Original Features of my up and coming RPG, (All of the stuff here is 100% true as you will see when you play the game. Pretty much everything on this list is innovative and has never been done before in history of video game making.) "Features of Fantasy Quest" 0. The largest Rm2k game on the net. In fact, it is larger than all of them combined!! I downloaded every Rm2k game I could find, including all demos. I have over 300 rm2k games, that equal about 722 MEGS total, and that's including almost 200 megs of RTP.exe files!! So, my game is currently 821,989,654 bytes!!!! So, that tops every game on the net...COMBINED! I am truly a wonder...or maybe you guys are just idiots...read on. 1. Over 1,000 hours of gameplay time, minimum. (Average 5,000-10,000) 2. A 100 Floor INN (20% done) 3. A 100 Floor Cave (90% done) 4. A 100 Floor Tower (33% done) 5. An original CBS (1% done) 6. An original menu system (0% done) 7. Over 11,000 different Monsters to do battle with. (each with their own personality)(50% done) 8. Over 30,000 different possible monster parties to run into! (30% done) 9. Over 4,000 different chipsets will be used. (25% done) 10. Different music on just about every map. 11. Over 4,500 maps! (estimated at game finish, about 500 maps so far) 12. An average of about 50 events per map!! 13. Over 150 bosses to do battle with in just one tower! 14. Countless caves, towers, towns and awesome areas to explore. 15. Many different worlds and time zones, to travel through. 16. A complex (real life like) day-night system. 17. A game timer, so you can track how long you've been playing for. 18. Over 7,000 different music tracks in the game!! (25% done) 19. About 100 of the songs are original made by me, The RPG Creator. 20. There is different boss battle music for each boss battle! 21. Countless original maps and events made by ME..for YOU to have fun! 22. A McDonalds and other Real Life Events are all over. 23. The drug free den, hiphop hotel, and smoke shop are 3 to mention! 24. Over 5,000 different possible items to get! (10% done) 25. Over 150 Bonus side quests to complete if you wish! (15% done) 26. A lot of mini-games if you get bored with the RPG (Highly Unlikely) 27. An UNBELIEVABLE story, like you've never heard before! Beats FF4! 28. Lots of Characters from your favorite SNES games, for Nostalgia. 29. Life-Saving Info in the game! 30. A 10x900 SUPER Race map!! 31. A house of Crazed Events, with all of the bad stuff in one room! 32. A 500x500 map in the 200 floor dungeon!! (100% done) 33. Original Puzzles, made by me. 34. A jumping system. (100% done) 35. A door system, similiar to the Dragon Quest Series. 36. A Materia System similiar to that of FF7. 37. Over 2500 different Panaramas! (Cool Backgrounds) 38. Over 5,000 different Charsets! (Characters, objects, NPC's, etc.) 39. Over 3,000 different Backdrops! (battle backgrounds) 40. Over 3,000 different Animations! 41. Over 5,000 different Magic Spells! 42. A Job and Ability System! (kinda like FFV)(0% done) 43. In addition to the CBS, there is also an Adventure Battle System.(10% done) 44. A 500x500 Town!!(100% done) 45. A 900X900 Cave!!(100% done) 46. Puzzles that will boggle anyone's mind!! (10% done) 47. Lots of Spoofs and Funny Jokes. 48. Lots of Voices are dubbed in with the text, with impersonations! 49. Professional, yet extrememly long, fun, and laid-back to play. 50. There will be NO BUGS. It has been tested a lot OTIMES. Very addictive. 51. There's something in it for everyone. 52. The most challenging game ever made. Period. 53. The longest game ever made...and quite possibly the most fun. 54. Lots of Real-Life mixed with Fantasy...Perfect for anyone, almost. 55. Unbelieavble Replay value, due to different paths the game takes ETC. 56. Awesome and Original death scenes of all kinds. 57. The game features 1d, 2d, and 3d graphics! 58. Quite possibly the first game is history to do Feature #57! 59. The game also Features Real-Life like Virtual Reality Graphics! 60. Over 100 attributes and Conditions!! 61. And MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!! (Way too much to list here, Jabronies) Download your Copy of the demo for Free, today. This game will always be free, because I hate money. (DEMO IS NOT ONLINE YET AND WILL NOT BE UNTIL I GET ACCESS TO CABLE)The demo alone is almost 1 GIG, so you must have a fast connection in order to download it. Sorry, but the longest game ever made has to be big in size. I watered it down as much as possible, because even my own hard drive is not big enough to fit the full high-quality game. What I did was convert all the WAV files into the shittiest possible quality, but that's OK, because I love suckcore anyway, and I'm sure you idiots will too. Have fun! (Keep in mind...this is only the demo, but it's about 25% complete with at least a thousand hours of gamplay time to master. By the time you beat this (if you ever do) The full version should be released. It won't be much bigger in size, since i already imported almost everything i plan to use....unless I end up making a 100,000 hour game!!!!!! The RPG Creator PS- Anyone who thinks it takes more time to make an RPG than it does to play it....think again. With the technologies available to us today,(like rpg maker) we are able to very quiclkly create very long and enjoyable games. I've shared my secret on how to do this already.
For the full thrilling story, click here. (http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=2657;start=40) Scroll to RPG Creator's first post.
And Phil, good luck with the game. Please don't make a 45 min cutscene...
Hahahaha RPG creator's stuff is the funniest thing I've ever heard. 1D graphics??? Sounds waaaaay cool, like looking at a line with dots moving through it and crashing each other. Amazing. :P
This guy is just nonsense if he says NES graphics where 1D, then SNES 2D and PS 3D... lol
Also I played one of his songs and was the worst trance s**t I've ever heard. Maybe it's that it was too fast but it didn't seem to have any harmony, so it isn't music at all. I'm not too keen on trance music, but I'm sure any idiot (that couldn't play his game, those where his words) could do it better, even I could do better stuff with a carrot stuck in my ear... perhaps more... two carrots in both ears.
About PhilRoberts game. Hey, it's not completely impossible. But I don't think it really is worth the time as it looks just like those books from "choose your own adventure" (I don't know how they are called like that in English) where at the end of each page you may choose which way to go, but there's no more interaction than that. I'm not completely sure it hasn't been done already, and 45 minutes is far too much for an introduction sequence. I get tired even of thinking about it. I'd rather go and watch a movie instead.
Oh it's completely impossible allright.
By my predictions this game has a 0.002% chance of succeeding with a -0.002 margin of error.
BE PREPARED ALL!!!
Leave him alone! I bet he's gonna be the next Tim Schafer!
Once he quits fooling around.
EDIT except I'm not logged in so more of an AFTERTHOUGHT: Ha Ha Ha AGA!!!!
PhilRoberts2004, Why do you continue to make a fool of yourself?
You are the laughing stock of the entire AGS community!
You are comparable to little willy and Andy Penis, who were both fake.
You are like the old school squalman.
You are like the very special child I keep in the basement!!!
You sir, are a RETARD. The best thing for you to do now is to GIVE UP ON LIFE.
Trust me, you will be doing GOD A FAVOUR!!!!
Quote from: Yufster - Psycho. on Mon 26/01/2004 15:22:50
EDIT except I'm not logged in so more of an AFTERTHOUGHT: Ha Ha Ha AGA!!!!
You know how long it took me to figure out just what you meant there?
....
Well, perhaps I don't know just how long, but it was a lot.
And now I feel stupid.
But still, nice one AGA.
Ok......here is the latest update for AGS' first full length motion picture: LunchBox
I am currently working on writing up the storyboard for the movie, but as well as getting the characters drawn up.
The scenery will be drawn up at a later date.
The music you will hear in the movie will be excellent. I do not have the list of songs you will hear in the movie, yet. But, I will whenever I give you all the next update on the progress of the movie, which prolly won't be for a few weeks.
The movie itself might be 2-3 hours long, depending on how long the script is.
******************************************************************
Next update on movie will be posted either on February 27th or February 28th.
Okay...
If you think you are going to make a movie in AGS, then you should work on a movie script for a LONG time... jesus, I'm still writing the script for Hellraiser: Box of Tears, and I started that last year sometime.
Seriously, you can't do anything else without a script: no storyboarding, no character design art, no music work, nothing... because the tone of the script could be different from what you started with. You might also be a crap writer, and to get a movie that is over 2-3 hours takes a hell of a lot of time to write, to flesh out, to flesh out again and again.
Do you even know how to write a script? Do you know about camera angles required for movies? Do you know about building tension? Do you know anything?
Phil, I warned you for your own benefit, but you didn't listen. I even stopped posting in your threads when eric said so, but you just don't learn... god damn it, even the guys at that wrestling school/promotions forum you go to got fucking annoyed with you... yes, I found those forums too when I did a little search on you... Shut up, and don't post crap.
If you want to be serious, fine, start the movie, work on it for a few weeks/months and then get back and announce it. Don't do something that goes for 2-3 hours... nobody wants to see a crappy little cartoon/amatuer movie that is that long, when top movies in cinemas get cut for time (LOTR)...
If you can... try to actually THINK of what you are going to do, draw out the plan... don't just post and then announce 6 minutes later you've decided to stop, and yes, you've fucking done that before...
God damn, I'm pissed off... sorry to everyone, i just hate him oh so much...
edit: Oh yeah, and what do you mean by the "few months"... you've been here for two to three fucking weeks, pissing people off...
Ok, jerk. You better listen to me. I grow sick of your bulltrash. You decided to dig into my personal life which is NOT acceptable. What goes on at NMW is MY BUSINESS! I am training to be a Pro Wrestler, I am chasing my dreams. I have apologized to them guys for my actions on the boards because I mean it. On here, I don't mean anything I say except for if I am working on a project. I am a busy kid, I don't have time to do everything at once. If this movie does not even get finished, then boo hoo. But, don't you ever walk into my personal life ever again. If you do, I WILL REPORT YOUR A** to the F.B.I & they will haul you away for life, you sick freak!
So, buddy...I don't know who you are, but you better leave me alone or you will pay dearly!
With that said....back to your normal lives, people!
I'm not going to post anymore, but let me tell you something... I'm in Australia... no FBI here... so boo hoo... :'(
And they wouldn't care about someone finding a bit of information (which by the way, can't be VERY personal if it's on the net, in a forum), on some little asshole... so boo hoo... :'(
Tard...
Dude...just please let me do my thing. The more you bring my self esteem down, the more you are asking for a cancelling of something that could make AGS a little more noticeable!
So, for the sake of all us AGS'ers.....JUST LEAVE ME & ANYONE ELSE YOU CRITICIZE, ALONE!
Hey, if you are sincere in making something, then great... more to you, but you keep announcing things that you won't be able to do.
Do something small, do something... why don't you draw something up first and show us what kinda skill you have, post it in the Critics forum, then maybe we would be a bit lenient on you, and i you have any problems with drawing, then maybe we could help, but so far you haven't done anything but lie.
Ok Phil.. hold on I'll do better at this if I'm looking you in the face..
(http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.geocities.com/pmrjav_2004/philroberts.JPG)
There. That's better.
Phil, I've hardly contributed anything to this forum. I just give comments every now and then. The reason people rarely gripe at me is because I haven't announced the 3 hour movie I'm not going to make without even showing I know how to use AGS, or maybe it's because I didn't tell everyone obvious things like how bug fixes will be released in the future. You've done so many annoying things here that people think you are fake, that you're some ass with too much time on his hands trying to be funny. I'm still not really sure, to be frank.
Perhaps you should post a screenshot before you get banned or something. Now that I think about it, I probably should too and I'm not nearly as bad.
Oh, and the FBI doesn't give a damn that someone googled your nickname. Holy shit, if you're that mundane you'd better prepare for a life living in fear right now, because everything about you that's on the internet gets placed in googles search cache. Jump under the table, quick, there's a global imaging satellite passing over. Do you even know HOW to report something to the FBI? The majority of people on AGS forums I believe are not anywhere near the USA.
* On second thought....
It's better i don't say this.
Snake: You can remove this post. Or just lock this thread and kill 23 birds with one stone.
It's better if I say this now...everytime I try to post some info on something that I plan on making or am making, the thread gets locked because of you racist retards. Just chill & enjoy the fact that there is even something like this being made.
Phil, I'm white too brotha.
How can people be rascist without ever having seen you?
Why would the FBI want to waste their time sorting out internet grudges?
How could anyone write a three hour movie script in a month?
So many unanswered questions! Enlighten us, Phil!
Wrestling is as fake as Demi Moore's TIT'S!!!
It doesn't suprise me that you want to do that... You are a moron afterall...
ok, ust calm down everyone, show use some art or I havve to agree,
You are really a proper special child Phil
Quote from: Pirate Jack on Tue 27/01/2004 07:53:28
Wrestling is as fake as Demi Moore's TIT'S!!!
They're FAKE?!?!???!??!?!??!?!?!?!!!
Mr Roberts2004 (if that is your real name) could you at least post some info on the script? I for one would be very interested in seeing what it is all about. Just a brief plot synopsis would be cool.
PhilRoberts, once again I leave you my contact details:
MSN: Yufster@hotmail.com
AOL: YufsterChan
You guys don't seem to be realizing something here. PhilRoberts is actually funny and can spell. Maybe he's not such an idiot as he's making out to be, eh? Eh?!
PhilRoberts kicks ass.
Quote from: PhilRoberts2004 on Tue 27/01/2004 03:03:17
It's better if I say this now...everytime I try to post some info on something that I plan on making or am making, the thread gets locked because of you racist retards. Just chill & enjoy the fact that there is even something like this being made.
Okay, I said I wasn't going to post again in here, but thats just pissed me off... you fucking asshole... as if you know what racism is. Try living in a fucking redneck town in Australia, being half Aboriginal and half Caucasian... try that and then fucking call me a racist you cunt.
I called you stupid... everyone here called you stuipid... we never called you a racist name.
Woah...let us chill, k? It is not the end of the world, yo!
You are all retards to even take this phil still serious. We asked for more than 20 times to show a single stupid screenshot, and he just ignored all those posts. ohw just another thing... how do you plan your day? please fill this correct in for me phil... i just made something up myself
A random day :
00:00 Working on Movie
01:00 Working on Movie
02:00 Sleeping
03:00 Sleeping
04:00 Sleeping
05:00 Sleeping
06:00 Wakes up to wash/shower and breakfast JERK OFF TIME!
07:00 50 pushups and fitness things
08:00 Checking the forums to see if he can post useless posts
09:00 Working on Movie
10:00 Working on Movie
11:00 Working on Movie
12:00 Eating
13:00 Working on Movie
14:00 Working on Movie JERK OFF TIME!
15:00 Wrestling time
16:00 Checking the news on television
17:00 Time to check on his friends, wich takes 1 minute to realize he is a ubernerd without friends
18:00 Eating
19:00 Working on Movie
20:00 Working on Movie
21:00 Making lousy posts
22:00 Working on Movie JERK OFF TIME!
23:00 Working on Movie
PS: goto : http://pub51.ezboard.com/bsaint53812.showUserPublicProfile?gid=philroberts2004
EDIT: Deleted useless quote
OI! you're suppost to insult phil not me :D
Really, I do actually find that racist comment quite offensive (at Phil)
Oh, and minimi, go nito hiding now, teh feds will be after you ::)
hotspot, you don't know with who you are dealing with! Phil has been to prison! READ THIS!! : http://iresist.com/ice/PhilRoberts.htm
He's trying to annoy you and he succeeded. ;)
I like him :)
How can you show a freaking screenshot of a movie!?! Honestly, I will make a trailer or something...or you know what, the movie might not be made now, because I just might give up on it. Yeah, I'll give up on it, just like I did with many other games or small projects that I was gonna do. But, ya know what...this crap on here, is bogus. You all are bogus. End of story, I am out.
Quote from: PhilRoberts2004 on Tue 27/01/2004 23:10:46
How can you show a freaking screenshot of a movie!?!...
By pressing the button print screen during the movie on your keyboard. Then you open a paint program like MSpaint, and you press ctrl+v. This means that the picture you just saved on your clipboard will be pasted in the program. Now goto file/save as and save your image as an png, or jpg. Then upload the picture at www.2dadventure.com/ags/upload/upload.html and post the link on the forum!
TADAAAA!!!
Ladies & Gentlemen...
The AGS Movie known as "LunchBox" is set for a 2005 release date. It will be finished prolly by late 2004. The actual date is unknown for it's release but is confirmed for a 2005 release. But, I do want to let you all know that I do have the latest update on the movie right here.
The characters are being drawn & right now, the storyboard is still being disputed. As far as content...I will give you the content rating on this movie.
This movie will be rated R
Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Drug Usage, & Mild Violence
************************************************************
I will have a game out by the end of the summer of 2004. I am not gonna give you any info on the game, but it has nothing to do with the movie, whatsoever!
Thank You for your time.
*sniff* *sniff*
What's that I smell?
It smells like...
A SOON-TO-BE LOCKED THREAD!
*oops, please remove this post admin* little accident... :s
Quote from: PhilRoberts2004 on Wed 28/01/2004 02:54:07
The characters are being drawn
Can you show us some characters then please?
I would ask for everyone to stop posting in here, because this thread doesn't deserve any attention as the "movie" or "game" is obviously not being made, but this is just way too funny. So please continue. Free entertainment rocks.
I think I've fallen madly in love with Phil.
Yes, me too.
Phil won't talk to me on MSN :( Meanie head.
I have to say something for all of you against Phil.
SHUT THE FUCK UP! He is trying at least and maybe he might get it done, but with all of you not giving him any suggestions, he probrobly barely has any idea of what to improve on. he apologized for how he acted and all of you still continue to provoke him.
Phil please try to get a screenshot. Use the pic you used to start the cutscene.
Quote from: Indiana Psychonaut on Thu 29/01/2004 05:49:57
Yes, me too.
Phil won't talk to me on MSN :( Meanie head.
I think m0ds shot him. he was jelous
The project known as "Lunchbox" is cancelled. The reasons are simple..because AGS never wanted me to have any fun. The whole community wouldn't give me any moral support, so I have now given up on the movie & any other game that I make with AGS.
Phil,
Well i never had a prob with you. But you made your choice. You can still make a game with AGS.
BG
Ever heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face?
I like you, and so does Migs. Don't cancel Lunchbox on account of a few people who think you're dumb.
Phil, dude, don't give up. All of us welcome whatever effort an AGSer puts forth. Not enough people in this world have the skill, time, or patience to create something. Don't give up so easily.
Yeah, what are you, a baby? Baby!
Relax, guys. He never intended to actually make a game (or movie). That would entail work. He simply cancelled a project that never existed to get a little bit of pity from a weak-minded minority. I'm sure the wrestling thing will follow suit.
Poor, poor Phil. Time for you to crysterbate.