Poll
Question:
Finish the series?
Option 1: Yes
votes: 0
Option 2: No
votes: 0
Option 3: Bollocks.
votes: 0
Presenting...
[size=8]Night of the Testicle[/size]
a comedy sequel to Day of the Testicle
OUT NOW!
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=43466
From teh twisted mind of Mark J Loveballs:
A CRAP GAMES PRODUCTION
(a poop shoot of Screen7 (http://www.screen7.co.uk/games/)..!)
(http://www.screen7.co.uk/junc/night_shot2.jpg)
There's always a bloody dog stopping you proceed!
YOU'VE PLAYED LINEY STREETS PAVED WITH "PUB" AND "SHOP"!
YOU'VE PLAYED IN FIELDS PLUSH WITH ERECT PENISES!
NOW PLAY AS A LIVING, BREATHING LEFT TESTICLE!
After last years tragedy (playing far too many Oceanspirit Dennis games, that is) I decided I needed a little project to get me back into the swing of AGS, and so I decided to work on something I said I would do since time began, a sequel - which is actually playable - to Day of the Testicle. Thought I'd finish it up to celebrate that AGS award I got this year! The original 2002 game is out there somewhere, and is included with this game.
(http://www.screen7.co.uk/junc/night_shot3.jpg)
Lefty's flat is kitted out with the latest 386 RM Nimbus
And this is it, and it's very nearly complete. It's the biggest load of balls you'll ever set your grubby little mits on!
Join Lefty McBollock as he journey's about the city of Kochingham to find out who has been trying to destroy it! You'll meet crazy characters, solve an easy puzzle or three, enjoy a partially animated cut-scene or two and discover the mystery behind NIGHT OF THE TESTICLE. It's a comedy point & click adventure spoofing in part Day of the Tentacle, Back to The Future and more...
(http://www.screen7.co.uk/junc/night_shot4.jpg)
Lefty even appears in-game as eye popping 3D testicle!
» Over 20 rooms of poorly drawn artwork!
» More than 30 minutes of music in a choice of midi or mp3
» A story that will keep you gripping....your sac.
» Guest artwork by other AGS legends
Music sample: http://soundcloud.com/mark-19/bollocks-to-the-future
It's available! See here: http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=43466.msg578395#newStory & design: 100%
Coding: 100%
Artwork: 100%
Music: 100%
SFX: 100%
Testing: 100%
Finishing up: 100%
The game features some strong language, and a walking, talking bollock. So if that offends you, this game isn't for you!
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Wow!
Truly teh most awsmoe game I never was looking forward to.
Haha, that's it Matti! You're not just thinking fourth dimensionally, you're thinking BALLS dimensionally!
I must confess I never played either Day of the Testicle or Dawn of the Testicle, or even heard of them. :-[ Can I jump right into the Night (so to speak)?
Also, the testicle in this sequel looks frighteningly real and I'll be afraid to click it! But what the hell - let this game become my guilty pleasure game.
Ascovel
P.S. I never got that issue of TGP Magazine where they bang about Snakes of Avalon. Need to get it somehow. Anyone got a copy?
This looks like a game full of twists and spills... one to keep an eye out for.
This thread made me scratch my nuts.
Quote from: Ascovel on Thu 14/04/2011 23:26:48
I must confess I never played either Day of the Testicle or Dawn of the Testicle, or even heard of them. :-[ Can I jump right into the Night (so to speak)?
Also, the testicle in this sequel looks frighteningly real and I'll be afraid to click it! But what the hell - let this game become my guilty pleasure game.
Ascovel
P.S. I never got that issue of TGP Magazine where they bang about Snakes of Avalon. Need to get it somehow. Anyone got a copy?
Haha, yes sir! There is no need to play the original to enjoy this one. All the original will help you learn is "where" Lefty comes from ;) This one isn't crude in any way - just...
crazy, so you can click (or scratch if you're selmiak) that bollock without a worry :) Oh, and I'll make sure you get a copy of that article...... ;)
Ps Cheers Stu!
Would've been pretty cool if you remade either this or the previous game in the graphic style of DOTT (the previous would be easier) :D
Yes Cyrus, I'm well known for my amazing art - so I'll set to work now on some DOTT style backgrounds.
::)
I know about your problems with that, but you could recruit somebody. I think a screen or two wouldn't be a trouble.
Okay dude, if you can have a DOTT style background to me by 4pm tomorrow, the game will meet your expectations. :=
Quote from: Cyrus on Fri 15/04/2011 17:32:01
I know about your problems with that, but you could recruit somebody. I think a screen or two wouldn't be a trouble.
You'll be pleased to hear there IS now a DOTT background in there by one of our esteemed artists. ;)
Making a final push on this today...it's gotten crazy :D
Watch this space for a trailer a bit later on.
That's totally amazing!
I hope you'll up-convert Day of the Testicle to a newer ags build so it will run on Windows 7, otherwise I won't be able to enjoy 50% of the fruit of your Lovegrove.
Hehe, does DOSBox not work on Windows 7?
From the Recruit A Team thread.....
Quote from: Mods on Thu 21/04/2011 00:59:17
I will definitely need a beta testes or two for my new game: Night of the Testicle.
He he he.... Definitely not three, right?
Ha - Things could prove a little awkward with three, Yes Baron ;)
My attempt at a trailer was rubbish but I may have another go today. Basically you walk around and solve puzzles. :P But one of them is timed so if you're Ascovel you may not like it :o
PS: Mr Stein, haha, no idea (yet) what it says but managing to get Testicle and bald in the same sentence on an adventure game news page is no easy feat!
QuoteNight of the Testicle kommt bald
Rest assured I've been ignoring the tropical weather outside and continued working on this. Thanks for the support!
Go m0ds go! Weirdly enough i'm looking forward to this! ;)
Quote from: Mods on Thu 21/04/2011 15:40:57
PS: Mr Stein, haha, no idea (yet) what it says but managing to get Testicle and bald in the same sentence on an adventure game news page is no easy feat!
Haha ;D
"kommt bald" means "is coming soon"..
Thanks guys! You won't be disappointed Jim, but you will be left dumber than when you when you started playing ;)
I'm off on a wee holiday to the wonderful world of Essex in a couple of days, so I'm sorry to say this won't be out until next weekend now probably. I will attempt to have it done by tomorrow night (of the testicle).
Edit: Too pissed. Too much art. Will finish it when I'm back ;D
How's success?
Only got back from camping today, so it's my task to finish it by the coming weekend.
(http://www.screen7.co.uk/games/images/testicleshot4.jpg)
6 May: 99% there! It will be released tomorrow! ;D
Latest info: 1st post
Just a quick update to say it's about done, for a first release, you can expect to see a completed game thread in a few hours. Going to go get some food and then zip it and upload. It's been fun! :=
This was supposed to be out YESTERDAY.
STOP LYING TO ME :(
LOL, I spent all Saturday working on it if that's any consolation! Anyhoo - It's out now!! Just gotta write the thread :)
DM, feel free to lock this once I've got the thread in CG completed!! Thanks!
Done, dusted, time for bed.. ::)
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=43466.msg578395#new
Congrats on finishing señor Mark!!