Dungeonation presents:
The Oregon Happy Trail!
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"Absolutely fascinating concept!" -Adeel S. Ahmed
"You're sick, Jack." -My Brother
"Piece." -Anti-Kyle
The Story:
Congratulations! You have been randomly selected to be a part of earth's most dominant species.
Your mission: To get from your birthplace, the testicles, all the way to the egg. Doing so will make you
become a human being!
You should probably stock up on supplies before leaving the testicles. It's gonna be a long and hard trek to the
egg! Oh, and try not to let any other sperms get to the egg, OK?
About The Game:
Oregon Happy Trail is an Oregon Trail spoof for horrible people.
Select a sperm avatar, name it, and head onto the trail!
Adventure through 37 landmarks to make it to your goal,
and there will be plenty of obstacles in your way as well...
Oregon Happy Trail has some gameplay similarities to the original Oregon Trail games,
but it has some new features as well. It is not Oregon Trail canon.
(Neither is it a porno.)
Release Date:
The game will come out for Windows and Mac
in January 2015.
Pricing:
The PC and Mac version of the game will be free.
How to get updates about the game:
I will post updates on my tumblr account mostly,
so if you wanna catch up on OHT news, or if you
wanna ask me a question about OHT, then follow my tumblr!
Go to my tumblr page (http://www.jacktastic1000.tumblr.com)
Oh, and here's a link to my website too:
Go to my website (WARNING: MADE WITH WEEBLY) (http://www.dungeonation.weebly.com)
Screenshots and Videos:
Video 1: Announcement Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/embed/UX2D6fiUGGA)
Video 2: Gameplay Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/embed/HF1w_0s4DHk)
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This thread will be updated frequently with screenshots and new videos, so stay tuned! ;-D
Hilarious idea.
However, I see only what appear to be menu screens.
You need to have [at least] 2 in-game screenshots (that aren't menu screens). Please update the post.
As soon as i read your post, my computer decided to restart on me. That's why this update is taking so long, sorry!
Most of the game looks like menu screens (Look at gameplay of the original Oregon Trail games to get an idea),
So i am doing my best to find screenshots in the game that fit that description! Sorry for the wait!
Yeah, I remember the game very well (loved it!).
Another shot like the last one would suffice.
I'm not going to lock it (you've provided enough material) but we must be in compliance with the rules (nod)!
OK, I added in 2 new screenshots that hopefully fit in as "Non-menu screens".
Absolutely fascinating concept! Can't get wait to play this one. I'll play that other Oregon game in the meantime.
EDIT (6/12/14):
Changed the cover art.
Also changed the Release Date section
and added the Pricing section.
EDIT (7/1/14):
Added quotes section.
It may have seemed like this thread was dead, but i am actually still working
on the game! Of course, the June 2014 release date has but long since passed,
but i'm working hard to get one established!
There's a new video in the videos section for gameplay if you wanna check it out.
UPDATE 12/22/14
Updated release date.
Hehe. Sounds like fun. Roll on January :-)